Cartman Rampage
By Shadowgate
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Rampage 2017 AD Battle in the Cyber Age
A new video game was released. It has some killer graphics. A giant gorilla that looks like King Kong. A huge green monster who battles against the gorilla and yes he does look like Godzilla (not that anyone didn't guess that) and it has UFO's and the National Guard. A battle in any city will have traffic jams, police on the scene, and the buildings always get fucked up.
Cartman told Stan, Kyle and Kenny about the game three days ago when it came out.
Stan said he didn't want to blow 25.99 on it. He wanted to save the money but "it looks kind of cool but I'm not super excited." Cartman was a bit disappointed Stan didn't want to get the game. Kenny told Cartman "when you get it I'll be happy to try out the new video game with the gorilla and the giant lizard monster that looks like your mom I mean Godzilla so invite me over when you get it."
Cartman replied "well duh Kenny we all know you will have to play it at one of our houses and Stan's house is no longer an option. Kyle buy it dude then we can hook up and play against each other."
Kyle said "yeah dude I want to buy it I think it looks cool."
Cartman smiled.
Stan said "well three days from now Kenny will visit your house Cartman you need to know that Kenny loves to visit my house way more than your house right Kenny?"
Kenny responded "right" and Cartman responded "that's because Kenny likes your mom Stan. She turns her on."
Stan said "whatever Cartman."
To Be Continued.