Author Notes: I really don't know what happened. First I was reading Vanex's new story The Wandering Maelstrom. Then it reminded me of Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost. Finally while I was reading I was listening to Kamen Rider Faiz's sound track, and this was born. Man my brain's on fire! This will be a short, five chapter story. And if you watch Red vs Blue, expect a lot of pain on the part of Konoha.
Naruto x Kamen Rider with elements from Red vs Blue
Genres: Action, Crossover
Warnings: Strong Language, Violence, Sexual Content
Tags: Strong/Powerful Naruto and Naruko, Harem, Konoha Bashing
Harem: Hinata, Kin, Tayuya, Karin, Satsuki, Anko
Project Freelancer: Curse of the Uzumaki
Chapter One: Infliction - Open Your Eyes!
Naruto's POV
What the hell happened- Wait… oh yeah. I remember now…
This all started when the Uchiha decided that it was a bright idea to abandon the village that gave everything to him. The emo ran away with the Sound Four after knocking out that disgrace of a kunoichi Sakura Haruno, who begged him to stay. Of course, you can guess what happened. After that little "tearful" moment, a team consisting of me, Shikamaru Nara, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Chouji Akimichi was dispatched to retrieve the stuck-up prick.
The former four managed to defeat the Sound Four and their leader Kimimaro with the help of Rock Lee and the Sand Siblings who came to assist, leaving me to deal with Sasuke at the Valley of the End. It was a brutal fight, with me taking two Chidoris to the chest. But the best part is that I never used Kyuu-chan's chakra. I managed to hold off the emo long enough for the other's in their injured states to arrive and subdue the Uchiha. It was a mission success, and we arrived in Konoha with Sasuke in hand.
And Konoha knows how to award success with the biggest mindfuck in the history of the Elemental Countries.
I was suddenly retrained upon arrival and thrown into a prison cell. Apparently hurting the Uchiha was a big no-no in the eyes in the village. The kicker was that almost everyone in the village finally showed their true colors.
First, it was old lady Tsunade. Her beef with me was that I bought about the death of her beloved surrogate daughter. Not only that she along with so-called senses Jiraiya and Kakshi gave me the riot act about me hurting the Uchiha. Unbelievable. It was so funny I laughed along with Kyuu-chan.
Because of my "actions", I was to be executed along with my twin sister when she returns. Oh well, this speeds things up considerably.
During the days leading up to my execution, I had a few visitors, with the first three I completely ignored. One was a pink-haired howler money named Sakura. She was so happy that I was gonna get kill while her crush would get pardoned for his actions. Another was a certained fate-worshiping bitch who I thought I got through to. And then there was the dog-boy who claimed that he can now make Hinata his when I'm gone. Honesty those three were so pathetic all I could do was yawned before going back to mediating.
At least the rest of my visitors were much more tolerable: Chouji, my eating buddy; Rock Lee, my sparring partner; Tenten, my best friend since childhood; Ino, my fellow gardner; Shino, another one of a childhood friends; and Shikamaru, my rival in shoji. At least they know the difference between a scroll and a sealed kunai.
Then there was Hinata. I was aware of her crush for me, but was unable to return it due to certain reasons. It pained me the way she hugged me and cried, knowing that I was gonna die. I could only comfort her, while assuring her to even death can't keep a Uzumaki like he down. After a while she gave me my first kiss and left.
The day of the execution, I saw that they managed to get my sister, and now she was tied up next to me. Then we received a shock that shook the foundations of Konoha to its core. The Yondaime was alive, along with his wife. They even revealed that they were our parents, and that they believed that with Kyuu-chan sealed within us, the real us died. Honesty, what a bunch of morons, especially my so-called parents who returned from being away from the village. I still can't believe that the Yondaime is my father, and my mother was the pervious Jinchuuriki of Kyuu-chan. And now they want to kill me with everyone's support. Even worse, the executioner was my surrogate grandfather, the Sandaime! He faked his death by pulling an illusion of the Shinigami while sealing Orochimaru's arms.
Oh well. The only shining hope is that the younger generation is not infected by the strain of hatred for me. They'll be spared from the Curse of the Uzumaki.
My name is Naruto Uzumaki, age 13. Former Genin of Konoha's Shinobi Force and Jinchuuriki to the Kyuubi.
And Konoha finally showed its true intentions. And now, it's time to move.
Normal POV
"We are gathered here today to see the execution of Uzumaki Naruto on charges of assaulting and attempted murder of a Leaf comrade! Here he shall die and forever be branded as a traitor to our honorable village! And in order to get rid of this demon forever we shall damn him to hell where he belongs and make sure we never see him, the goddamned Kyuubi!" Hiruzen yelled from the top of the Hokage Tower with the cheering people below them. Naruto and Naruko were both tied up to a pole for all to see.
"Any last words demon scum?" the old man asked, sneering.
"You all are idiots. Screw you and the village. Death can't keep an Uzumaki down." Naruto said while secretly cutting at the ropes that tied him and his sister to the pole.
"I don't even have Kyuubi in me, but with this act, you signed Konoha's death warrant, and no doubt Shinigami-san wants your soul." Naruko added while blowing a sour raspberry.
"Damn you!" Hiruzen roaring before moving in for the kill.
Naruto and Naruko smilred as they yelled out "Bunshin Daibakuha!"
Both twins exploded on Hiruzen's face, sending him flying into a building and revealing them to be Shadow Clones.
"Shadow Clones, but how?" Minato shouted before hearing two grunts. He whipped around to find his Naruto dressed in a all-black version of his orange tracksuit and just knocked out two Konoha jounin via knocking their heads together. The most noticeable trait was that Naruto's eyes were purple with a ripple-like pattern.
"It can't be…" Kushina thought in panic as her son glared at her and Minato before running off.
"Well, at least we're trained to cope with and expect the unexpected. Naruko, rendezvous at the village gate." Naruto said though a com-unit in his ear.
"Got it. Might need a minute!" she responded as she slashed several through several chunin with a katana. She was wearing a female version of Naruto's outfit while sporting the same purple eyes as Naruto. She runs past 3 chunin & quickly executes them. She jumps off a platform & is soon cornered by 3 more jounin. She fires a few chakra blades at them & runs forward, kicking 2 backward and beheads one. She punches one of the remaining soldiers and breaks his leg. She tosses him towards the other remaining soldier and kicks the soldier in face, smashing in a locker.
She arrived at the village square and slashed though some more ninjas that were ANBU. The ones behind her then fell dead with kunai implanted in their skulls curtsy of Naruto who landed next to her.
Locating the main street, they tried to run down it but got blocked off my civilians.
"Idiots. Shinra Tensei!" Naruto yelled as he fired off his jutsu, sending the civilians flying like bowling pins.
With the way clear, they ran down the street, mowing through the fools that got in their way with impressive teamwork.
"Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" Naruko yelled aiming the jutsu behind her making their pursuers scatter.
They had to dodged into separate alleyways as a rain of manipulated ninja tools blocked their way.
"Take out that ROOT ninja, on my mark!" Naruko said to Naruto.
"Now!" he yelled as they switched positions. Naruto fired off a Wind Style Wind Dragon Bullet to distract the ROOT ninja while Naruko grabbed a dead ROOT body and ran forward, blocking the ninja tools with the body. Naruto used this time to get in front of the ROOT ninja slashed him with his katana.
"Let's go!" he said, landing next to Naruko.
They managed to make it to the village gate, where a bunch of ninja were waiting for them along with the three Hokages. With the looks of their formation, they were surrounded.
"Oh come on!" Naruko complained.
"Well out of the flying pan and into the fire." Naruto grumbled.
"Well, I can take about 50 of them. You?" Naruko joked.
"How about we save the joking until we get out of this?" Naruto said, amused.
"Attention demon spawn. Stand down now, you're surrounded. Give up and accept your fate. We can do this the easy way or the hard way! There is no escape so let yourselves be executed so that we can finally live in peace!"
During Minato's tirade, a camouflaged individual sneaked behind some of the ninja. The figure then attacks with their camouflage deactivated, reveal her to be a black clad red-headed female. She then throws a explode tag on the gate, destroying it and forcing the Hokages the ground floor as she backflips over to Naruto and Naruko.
"Are you guys alright?" the red-head asked, smirking.
"Never better Tayuya." Naruto said, cracking his knuckles.
"Took you long enough. How's your legs?" Naruko asked.
"Well enough for me to fight and get you guys out of here. The other's almost here." Tayuya responded, readying her flute.
At this time, Minato decided to strike and threw a tri-prong kunai at the group. When he disappeared and reappeared however…
"Shinra Tensei!"
Minato was blasted back from Naruko's jutsu, crashing back into a building. At that moment, several explosions appeared out of nowhere, separating us from our pursuers.
"She's here." Tayuya said, smiling.
A vehicle roared through the village gates and stopped in front of them. It was a huge vehicle that was shaped like a dome, which penned from the middle. A young redhead girl jumped out and beckoned to us.
"You're late." Naruto said to the newcomer who rolled her eyes.
"You can take it out of my tab." she joked.
"Who the hell are you?" Tsunade demanded angrily.
"Mito. Mito Uzumaki. The first container of Kyuubi." she introduced herself.
"No, no! It can't be you How are you still alive?" Minato asked, now officially scared along with everyone else.
"It's amazing what you can do with seals, an extremely enforced Blood Clone, and some Shadow Clones." Mito said as he handed Naruto, Naruko, and Tayuya separate briefcases.
"So it's that time already eh." Naruto said as he and Naruko opened their briefcases to find several items in it along with a belt.
"Naruto. Naruko. Tayuya It is time. Transform, for Project Freelancer has now been fully activated. Bit first, Naruto, show me the seal." Mito said as a seal appeared in her hand.
Naruto nodded and lifted his shirt. Mito examined the seal for a bit before twist it and plunging her hand into the hole. Naruto bit his lip to block out the pain as Mito pulled out a hand. The rest of a body followed as the seal disappeared from Naruto's stomach.
Getting up from the ground was a redheaded young woman She was a little tall, with a prefect hourglass figure, a perky butt, and D-cup breast. Her outfit is a blood red battle kimono with black boots, a black miniskirt, a choker with a bell, and red fingerless gloves. The most noticeable traits on her is the fox ears on her head and the nine tails coming out from her lower back.
"No…" Hiruzen started.
"It can be…" Tsunade started.
Minato felt that she was about throw up while Kushina and Kakashi look on in horror.
The redhead fox vixen smiled an evil smile as she cracked her neck and knuckles.
"Okay. So who's first?"
END OF CHAPTER 1 OF 5
Next time - Chapter 2: Henshin - Making Up for Lost Time
-Kyuubi rains down all kinds of hell on the elite of Konoha. (Kyuubi vs Minato, Hiruzen, Tsunade, Kushina, and Kakahi)
Note: To get a look at the asskicking Kyuubi-chan's gonna give them, watch Red vs Blue S8E10 This One Goes to Eleven.
Released: Wednesday, May 23, 2012