This is a product of my boredom. I was forced to get off the computer so I decided to write this. Tell me what you think =]

ICanFeelTheLove- Jasper

WithTheVampiresOfCourse (WTVOC) - Bella

BellasVampi- Edward

TooHotToTouch- Jacob

TeamJacob- Renesmee

ShoesOMGShoes- Alice

SexyGrizzly- Emmett

BlondRosalieBlond- Rosalie

DaddyC- Carlisle

MyKidsAreCrazy- Esme

WithTheVampiresOfCourse has logged on

BellasVampi has logged on

SexyGrizzly has logged on

WTVOV: Hey Edward

BellasVampi: hello love =]

SexyGrizzly: what's a vampire got to do to get some love around here?

WTVOC: Emmett you know I love you 3

SexyGrizzly: thanx bells *coughs* Edward *coughs*

BellasVampi: *rolls eyes* Emmett you know I love you like a brother

SexyGrizzly: aww guys you're making me blush

WTVOC: Emmett you can't blush

SexyGrizzly: I can dream can't I?

BellasVampi: actually no Emmett you can't. We can't sleep remember?

SexyGrizzly: You guys are no fun at all.

BellasVampi: that's not what Bella said last night ;)

WTVOC: Edward!!! *if were human would be blushing tomato red*

TeamJacob has logged on

TeamJacob: Eww mom, dad that's disgusting xP

SexyGrizzly: that's how you were made Nessie

TeamJacob: *gasps and blocks out mental pictures* la la la I can't hear you.

BellasVampi: Bella I think it's time we had the talk with Nessie.

SexyGrizzly: *looks at invisible watch* OMR look at the time, it's past my bedtime.

WTVOC: Emmett it's three in the afternoon and you don't sleep.

SexyGrizzly: What's that Rosalie? You want me to come to you? G2G.

SexyGrizzly has logged off

TeamJacob: we can't have this talk; I'm only six years old.

WTVOC: You are mentally and physically 18 years old. We are having this talk.

TeamJacob: I think I hear Jacob calling me.

TeamJacob has logged off

BellasVampi: oh well what do you want to do now?

WTVOC: oh I have a couple of ideas *says seductively*

BellasVampi: I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.

WTVOC: you wanna play Monopoly too!

BellasVampi: MONOPOLY!?!

WTVOC: just kidding; meet you in the cottage.

BellasVampi: Bella we are both in the cottage.

WTVOC: oh, *jumps on Edward and rips off clothes*

A/N: so what did you think. Review and tell me. Please don't be lazy.