Setting: the middle of season 3, at home in Stevens Point after school.

Liv and Maddie's room

O-M-WOWZA! Liv squealed." I just finished putting pink-tacular, sparkle-rific tissue paper on my diva board lights!"

"Highlight of the week" says Maddie sarcastically."

(bits and pieces scene) Liv: "this week has been sooo very boring. Dad is working as a college basketball coach and Mom is at one of his games."

Maddie: "I am SO angry that I didn't get to go… I mean come on it's basketball! But I have this dumb thing called "taking care of the house while mom and dad are gone." So dumb right?"

Maddie: "Why do we have to stay here while mom and dad go to watch the best thing that ever existed?

Liv: "are you talking about basketball? Because you said best thing that ever existed and they better not go to that pageant without me!

Maddie: "B-b-b-basketball is the b-b-b-best"

Liv: "F-f-f-fashion is the f-f-f-future

Maddie: "Are we done?"

Liv: "Yeah"

Maddie: "We should sneak away on a little secret vacation. I mean mom and dad aren't getting back until next weekend."

Liv: "Great idea! I have my travel lip-gloss and conditioner and mascara and btw where are we going on this secret vacation? "

Maddie: "I'm thinking we just start driving without a map, get lost, have a blast, crash at a hotel and swim all night."

Liv: "Slight truthbomb; the boys… they will tell on us."

Maddie: "Not a problem. We just kidnap them, tie them up and…"

Liv: "Don't be Artie."

Maddie: "we invite them so they're in on it and they won't tell on us?"

Liv: "Better."

The bro cave

Joey: "How can such cute little kitty cat socks be so smelly?"

Parker: "Pause-a-roosky that thought…"

Joey: "Don't be Liv."

Parker: "We should sneak away on a little secret vacation."

Joey: "I just got a new travel playlist! It's a playlist of cats meowing!

Parker: "Don't play it out loud."

Joey: "I just might."

Parker: "Munch."

Joey: "What?"

Parker: "Nothing."

Joey: "Liar."

Parker: "Only one problem… the twinky-dinks."

Joey: "They will catch us."

Parker: "Unless we kidnap them, tie them up and…"

Joey: "A minute ago you sounded like Liv and now you sound like Artie."

Parker: "I wonder how they'd react if we invited them to go with us."

Joey: "They'd bite our heads off… Ouch."

Parker: "let's go just vaguely suggest it to them to see how they react."

Joey: "Sure. You go first, there is a reason we call her MADdie."

Parker: (rolls eyes)

(Little did they know the "twinky-dinks" were planning the exact same thing.)

The kitchen

Maddie: "Hey Joey."

Joey: ( to parker) "You said you would go first!"

Parker: "First you go munch"

Joey: " Heeeyyyyy… Maddie! Sup?"

Maddie: "What would you think of doing something fun while mom and dad are gone?"

Joey: "I have a new meow-meow-kitty-cat playlist! We can have a backyard bacon barbecue dance party!"

Liv, Parker, and Maddie: "NO!"

Joey: "Alright alright it was just a suggestion! Now are we doing a road trip or something?"

Liv: "You two were planning a secret road trip? Wait til mom and dad find out!"

Parker and Joey: "What? No no no! we weren't …"

Maddie: "Really?"

Joey: "Okay I'll admit it! We were planning something like that but we were just joking!"

Maddie: "We were planning that too! We weren't joking. Ha ha! We're the smart ones!"

Joey: "Okay you win."

Maddie: "Yeah I do!"

Parker: "Where are we going?"

Joey: "I know a really big kitty-cat rescue just north of…"

Parker, Liv, and Maddie: "NO KITTY-CAT RESCUES!"

Joey: "Why does everyone hate my ideas?"

Parker: "I'm going to be honest here… BECAUSE THEY'RE TERRIBLE! "

Joey: "No they're not!"

Liv: "So where are we actually going?"

Joey: "The kitty rescue!... I knew that was wrong the second I said it."

Maddie: "I don't know but we will find out soon."