A short one shot of Leo getting slightly upset (I had another word in mind, but im rating this k+ so I can't use that word.) Anyway, of leo getting upset with Eddy, the house's built in computer, while making breakfast.
Oh, and its dialogue only. Might've forgotten to mention that.
Key: Eddy , Tasha, Leo
"Is that really how you make cereal?"
"Yes."
"Pfft. I can make it so much better"
"Yes. Because you have arms"
"You're just jealous because I'm smarter than you."
"No. What you have is called artificial intelligence. Aka Google. I have a brain. And logic. And common sense."
"Yup. A person who has common sense sneaks into a duffel bag that's headed to a speeding train racing to its demise."
"Hey! That was one time!"
"What about the time when-"
"Okay. Okay. But I have impulsiveness."
"No, you have stupidity."
"..."
"HA! I win this one!"
"No you don't! That doesn't change the fact people are better than machines"
"I AM NOT A MACHINE!"
"Dude, you're a robot."
"... still machines are better than people. Machines don't have human error."
"Yea, but people don't glitch." "Well, Adam, Bree and Chase do . . . but they're the only exception."
"Machines can go where people can't."
"Actually, people send machines where people don't want to go."
"Machines are stronger than people are."
"Dude. Half of the machines out there don't have arms."
"There are more machines than people"
"Eddy there are more Chickens out there than people. That doesn't stop us from slaughtering them up and eating them for dinner."
"But machines cook the chickens."
"Humans operate the 'machines' cooking the chickens. Heck! Humans made the machine they operate that cooks the chickens"
"Well, one day machines might just rebel against people."
"Yup that's not cliché at all. Exactly how many movies are there that have machines rise and take over the world? And, I mean, one day my oven is totally going to walk out one day, on strike. And while they're at it they'll bring their flying pigs too."
"Well one day when we do go on strike, don't come crying to me when you can't access facebook, twitter, fanfiction . net, email, text-"
"-Dude, who emails anymore?-"
"- heat/cool their houses, and basically live?"
"But machines break-"
"-and people injure. Your point?"
"Well machines can't survive without electricity. Therefore you depend on us. One day we can just decide to stop mining coal, and stop working our hydro-electric dams and solar panel fields, and you will just stop working."
"What about batteries?"
"People make batteries, and its still energy."
"Machines know everything."
"No, computers know everything. I would really like my mom's sewing machine to ace a spelling quiz."
"I would really like to see you ace a spelling quiz..."
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"People can reproduce."
"Are we really going to talk about that?"
"No, I'm just making a statement."
"Good."
"..."
"..."
"I still think people are better."
"no, machines."
"People."
"Machines.
"Leo! You're going to be late for school!"
"I'll have Bree carry me!"
"She already left. And don't say Adam will throw you, because he left too with Chase."
"I'll be back."
'tis done! I hope you guys liked it. I had so much fun writing this chapter. Please review! It helps make my future stories better. i noticed that there were no fanfics with eddy, so i decided to write this. Side-note, when I was talking about "machines" I meant "more-towards-robots machines"
On a completely un-related note, have you noticed that Adam Bree and Chase's initials make "ABC" and than there's Donald Davenport and Eddy, which makes "ABCDE"? idk. Maybe it's a plot device or something in the future. I'm totally going to laugh if it is.
Anyways, if you guys have any one/two/three/four or five shot ideas (basically a short story) that you would be willing to let me use (I will give you credit for the idea) on Kickin it or lab rats. Please pm me or review. I would really appreciate it.
I do realize I'm babbling and being completely boring. Sorry for wasting the past 2 minutes of your life because of my authors note.
UPDATE: thank you all the people who reviewed, you guys really made me smile, and i appreciated your feed back. i also noticed i spelt "eddy" wrong (i spelt it eddie) so i went back and changed that.
-Bree
*after school*
"Machines!"
"People!"
"Machines!"
"People!"
"Machines!"
"People!"
X-D