E/O Challenge: a drabble entirely in dialogue, using the word crush
Disclaimer: Who, me? Nope, I don't own these beautifully crafted male specimens.
Rating: more PG-13ish than usual. They are guys, after all.
Spoilers: none
Dean gives Sam some advice, man-to-man.
My apologies for the late post, this challenge took a bit more thinking than usual, but I swear there's nothing like school work to get the creative juices flowing. As soon as I begin any hard-core attempt at studying, an idea for some new torment to subject our boys to pops into my head. This drabble arose from such a moment.
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Designated Love Guru
"What's that? C'mon dude, give it."
"Dean!"
"An apple? You don't even like...Oh, gotcha. Someone has a massive, girlie crush on the new teacher."
"Dean..."
"Let me guess: when she's around you feel like a new man. Like a virgin, touched for the very first time."
"Dean."
"She does chemistry, right? Bet she knows her way 'round the bedroom. And as designated love guru, it's my duty to help you score older chicks. I ever tell you about the sneaky greek?"
"DEAN!"
"WHAT?"
"First of all, gah! Second, the apple's for Dad, shit-dick."
"...So how 'bout that biology teacher?"
"NO!"
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