The Legend of Green Jello on the Ceiling
By Shadowgate
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It was a typical morning in the South Park Elementary School hallway.
Stan Marsh slowly approached Wendy Testaburger. He told her "I hope to work my way back into your arms."
She gave him a stern look but then a slight smile before telling him "we'll see."
Just around the corner of the hallway Craig and Tweek stood face to face.
"I'm done with the box. I just needed time on my own" Craig said firmly and put his hands on Tweek's shoulders.
Tweek moved in and hugged Craig.
After a warm hug the two headed to class along with the rest of the student body.
Class went on at a fair pace and the kids were glad it didn't drag on and drain them of energy.
Lunch Time
Tweek and Craig met up in the lunch line. Craig took Tweek's hand into his and looked into his eyes.
Kevin snapped "you two lovebirds are holding up the line."
Jimmy added "get a room guys."
The line moved up after the complaints.
Craig sat at his table with his gang as usual.
On this particular day Mister Derp decided that the surplus of jello was an issue that had to be dealt with.
His solution was to hand out more than one cup to any student who wanted it. Most of the students got at least one and a ¼ of them got extra.
Five minutes before lunch ended Craig extended his right hand across the lunch table to Tweek. Tweek took his hand and they held hands for five minutes straight.
THE LUNCH BELL RANG
Craig let go and headed back to class. Token tapped Tweek and told him it was time to go.
Tweek got startled and exclaimed "what about my jello?"
Clyde snapped "Tweek give me the damn jello!"
Clyde threw the jello up and it didn't come down.
Clyde scolded Tweek "you've been slow on the draw lately now come on we have to get going."
Craig had turned around after hearing Token and Clyde make their comments to Tweek and saw Clyde throw the jello up to the ceiling where it stuck.
The kids all went to recess. The final lunch period consisted of fifth and sixth graders.
PC Principal had his bullhorn and he said through it "alright everyone listen up. I was informed by teachers that over the past month incidents of bullying occurred during the final lunch period. As a result I will be monitoring off and on. I'm here now but you'll never know when I will pop in. Bullies be warned I will pop in and out of the cafeteria randomly. I assure you the consequences will be nothing to laugh at."
A second after that green jello fell from the ceiling and landed on top of PC Principal's head.
"Oh my God what the hell is this?"
All the students began laughing. PC Principal was very angry and when he looked up at the ceiling he demanded to know "who threw jello up on the Goddamn ceiling?"
Nobody took credit for it. The offender Clyde Donovan was on the merry go round along with Tweek and Craig.
All the fourth grade students went back to class and were refreshed from the cold wind at recess.
An hour had passed since the green jello fell on the principal's head. Counselor Mackey was assigned to make a formal announcement over the intercom.
"Attention teachers and students. Today in the cafeteria a student threw green jello up high and it stuck to the ceiling. When it fell it landed on PC Principal and his orange hair had green jello all over it. It looked hilarious."
Mister Mackey could not stop laughing and every kid in school laughed as well.
TO BE CONTINUED