Harry Potter: Slim Chances
(A/N: Hey peoples of Earth, as you might not know I am a big Percy Jackson fan, but my love for Harry Potter is bigger. I haven't read Harry Potter in years though, so my story might not be all true. I actually did one fanfic chapter for Percy Jackson, but I was too discouraged to do anymore because of 1, the chances anyone would actually find my story was slim. 2, It took me hours to write a story with 1,000 words. I have now improved my typing speed and my brainstorming for ideas has gotten better (Thanks for my English teacher for making our class write a story daily) Anyway, if you didn't like this story, feel free to write criticism because I take it as advice, Thank You! (Harmony Ship BTW, Sorry if it's not Romione, He he He...ENJOY PEOPLE OF EARTH!)
Chapter 1: Vegetables and the Dursley Problem
3rd POV:
"REEEEEEEEE!" Harry screeched as Hermione tried to get him to eat his vegetables. "Harry! You know this is good for you," she replied trying to keep him from running.
"I don't care, I can choose whatever I want to eat you know," Harry replied. "I'll snap your Firebolt in half if you keep acting like this," she threatened.
"You wouldn't dare," Harry said half scared and half amused.
"Try me!" She said.
"All right! I'll try you!" Harry said. He started running outside of her house and yelled, "Accio FIREBOLT!", the Firebolt flying towards Harry and then jumped on it and started to kick off the ground until Hermione got out her wand and said, "Petrificus Totalus." Harry fell over totally paralyzed only being able to blink and breathe. Hermione put her wand away and took a few steps toward the Firebolt and put her foot over the Firebolt, then she grabbed both sides and was about to pull with both hands while pushing forward with her foot. Harry then tried to tell her to stop, but since he was in the freezing spell he couldn't. Hermione could barely make the muffled screams he was doing. Hermione looked at Harry and said, "Are you going to eat your vegetables now?"
All Harry could do was move his eyes up and down which Hermione took it as a yes.
Hermione then said, "Finite Incantatem."
Harry was then released and said, "Whew! What a relief, for a second I thought you weren't going to stop."
Hermione replied, "Consider yourself lucky Mr. Potter."
"Good thing my charming looks got you to stop", He said cockily.
Hermione managed to keep her blush at bay and replied, "Oh shut up Harry, or else I'll send another Petrificus spell and break your broom... For real,"
"Yes ma'am," he said in fear.
"Now get your arse in that house and eat your vegetables."
He quickly went inside and ate his vegetables. After about 5 minutes, he had one more vegetable to eat.
"Come one, it's just one more bite," she encouraged.
"Grgh," Harry said grumbling.
Hermione giggled at his little fit.
"Oh all right woman," he said grumpily. With effort, he had managed to finish the last bite.
3rd POV Still:
You might be asking why Harry Potter was hanging out at Hermione's house. Well, after the problem with the Dursley family. He decided he would rather live in the streets than with them.
Flashback:
Harry had been sitting upstairs looking at the letters that Hermione and Ron had sent him. It was his favorite part of the day because he would get to read Hermione's adventure of the day.
Over the years, he had begun to develop a crush for Hermione. It was just a little crush. It wasn't that big. He had stared at the magical moving pictures they had over the school years and read each letter. He had always replied to them and never missed a day. Knowing that Ron had also liked Hermione made him a little teensy weensy jealous. He knew jealous wasn't a good thing, but he couldn't help it.
He would always stare had the picture of his Mom and Dad on his drawer. He had taken it out of the book and put it in the picture frame.
After a while, he then heard yelling downstairs.
"HARRY POTTER, COME DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" yelled Uncle Vernon.
Harry came running downstairs to see what was happening when he saw Uncle Vernon dripping with what appears wine. He knew wine was a pain in the arse to get off clothing.
"Do you have an explanation of why you did this BOY!" He yelled outrageously.
"I didn't do anything", Harry replied.
"Then who did?" He yelled.
"I supposed Dudley could've done it," Harry said.
"Why are you accusing my sweet little boy," He said offended. "You young man are in big big trouble!".
"BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!," Harry said.
"LIES!," Uncle Vernon said.
Dudley stood in the kitchen laughing hysterically.
So Dudley did do it, he was trying to frame Harry.
"Do you not see Dudley laughing right now!" Harry said.
"Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fed you, I let you have room to sleep in, SO BE THANKFUL," He yelled. He looked back and saw Dudley laughing. Dudley then said, "I'm watching this really funny show."
"Do you see now boy!" Uncle Vernon said. "My sweet Dudley would never do anything so ignorant.
You on the other hand would! You and your freaky little friends running amok, causing trouble."
'He did not just call Hermione and Ron freaks...I will not just sit and here letting him insult my friends like THAT!" Harry then pulled out his wands and said, "Apologize RIGHT THIS INSTANCE."
"Who's going to make me," Uncle Vernon said cockily.
"I will," Harry replied.
"You can use magic outside of school. Everyone knows that" Uncle Vernon said.
If Harry used magic outside of school, he would be in big trouble. Possibly not being able to go back to Hogwarts. He did not want to not meet Hermione this year.
Harry then decided to lower his wand.
Uncle Vernon then laughed and said, "Looks like I won! Now! What should I do for your punishment," He said evilly.
He then got an idea and started running upstairs to where Harry's room was.
Harry quickly figured out what he was going to do and said, "NO! STOP IT!" But Uncle Vernon was already in his room and had locked the door. Uncle Vernon quickly grabbed all the pictures and letter from Ron including the picture of Harry's parents and started ripping all of them. "NO PLEASE STOP! STOP!" He yelled. He banged on the door trying to get in, but no luck. Then all the shredding and tearing stopped. The door unlocked and Uncle Vernon came out smiling. "I did it! I broke Harry Potter," he said happily as he walked downstairs. Harry went inside and checked the mess. Every letter that Hermione and Ron wrote to him had all been shredded. Every picture in his room had been ripped to pieces. He held back tears as he watched the only thing he had for himself destroyed.
Harry was outraged. He packed all his stuff and put all the shredded pieces into one bag. He was determined to fix all the shreds. He went downstairs and when Uncle Vernon saw him he said, "Where do you think you're going, boy!"
"I'm moving out! Anywhere is better than this place," he said angrily.
Uncle Vernon replied, "YOU need to be a disciplined boy. If you wanna go outside to live, then so be it, I bet you won't even last a week."
Harry responded, "Bet!"
Uncle Vernon snorted and laughed going back to the dining room. Harry began going outside the door and started running, running as fast as he could to get away from the putrid place.
He ran until he couldn't run anymore. He went to go past the street when a car almost ran over him. The driver honked really loudly. The driver then opened the car door to get out.
He yelled, "What the bloody hell man."
Harry replied, "Sorry sir, I wasn't watching where I was going."
"I have a wife and a daughter in here you know," He said.
Then the daughter in the back said, "He's sorry Dad. Just let him go."
He couldn't see who was in the back because it was so dark.
Then the Mom came out, or in which he thought was the mom.
Then the daughter came out holding a Rubik's cube in her hand.
They all had brown hair, but he still couldn't see the face of the daughter.
Harry guessed that the daughter could see him because she gasped.
"Harry!?" the daughter said.
"Errr...How do you know my name exactly?" Harry questioned.
The daughter then stepped out into where it was less dark and to his surprise, the person had brown eyes and was no other than Hermione Granger.
Then they both ran at each other embracing.
"You know this boy Hermione?" the dad questioned.
"Yes, he goes to my school," Hermione replied awkwardly.
"Very interesting," Hermione's Dad replied.
"What are you doing out here so late," Harry asked.
"I could ask you the same question," Hermione replied smirking.
"And to answer question Harry, I was doing a little bit of shopping," she said.
"I thought you didn't type of person to go shopping," Harry said jokingly.
"Oh shut up!" Hermione said smiling while punching Harry playfully. "Alright Harry, what are you doing out here so late."
Harry said, "Well I kinda got into the fight with the Dursleys."
"Well, what did you do?" Hermione interrogated.
"Well I didn't really anything, I just got framed. Do you that one fat dude Dudley?"
"Umm no?" Hermione said unsurely.
"Well, he framed me by dumping wine all over my uncle and making it look like I did it. Since he loves Dudley so much, there was so possible his sweet Dudley he would do 'anything horrible'. And so begins the part where he actually believed Dudley and went on to think about my punishment. He decided that ripping the letter you guys wrote me and the pictures we had together would be a great idea. He even ripped the picture of my Mom and Dad holding me when I was a baby!" Harry said angrily.
"Calm down Harry," Hermione said in sympathy. "I'll make sure to try to fix it," she said.
"Thanks, Hermione, I'm glad I've got such a great friend," Harry said.
Hermione blushed a little at the comment and Harry found it really cute. Harry then said, "Anyways, after that, I left saying that I didn't want to live there anymore and would rather live in the streets."
"Well, you don't have to live in the streets you know. You could live with us for a while," Hermione's Dad said.
Hermione's Mom then chimed in, "Yeah, that would be a great idea. I'm sure Hermione would love to have company around as well."
Harry was unsure for a moment until he realized that he had an opportunity to win Hermione's heart. Sure it was a jealous idea, but who wouldn't want to spend time with the love of their life.
"Well if you insist," Harry said."
"Well hop in then Harry," Hermione's Dad said.
End Of Flashback
And that was how Harry got to live in Hermione's house…
End Of Chapter 1: Vegetables and the Dursley Problem
(A/N, Damn it took me 1 hour and 30 mins to finish this chapter, not bad if you ask me...Considering it had to be rushed since I was about to have a Christmas Eve Party. If you guys enjoyed this make sure you review, favorite, and follow me.
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