DISCLAIMER: This is a humor fiction story. I do not, in any way, mean harm to any of the characters mentioned below. I am just writing this story to get a laugh or two. Also, this story is not a take-off of Lady Reena's story...she and I are friends and enjoy making these kinds of stories (I know, sick isn't it?) Please keep in mind while reading this story that I am just having a little fun. I do not mean to offend anyone by writing this story. IT'S A FRICKIN' JOKE!!!
Godzilla Meets Harry Potter Meets Steve Irwin Meets Teddy Graham
By Luvnchris4life
One day Harry Potter was practicing his magic on his Fire-bolt in an empty meadow. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining nice and brightly, and all of the daisies has just blossomed. There were beautiful butterflies fluttering everywhere. One was even flying alongside Harry as he swooshed through the air! Suddenly, all butterflies swarmed away. Harry was left in the air by himself. He landed, wondering why all of his friends had just scattered away so suddenly. All of a sudden, a shadow engulfed him in his thoughts. His eyes grew wide with terror as he turned around to face the massive object blocking the sunlight. It was Godzilla!!! Godzilla screeched loudly, furious that such an inadequate little creature would dare step in his path. "Godzilla no like Potter!!!" he bellowed. Just as he lifted his gigantic foot to smash him, Potter used his magic to freeze the animal.
"Ha ha!" he laughed with superiority. "I am much more intelligent than you!" he boasted. Godzilla screeched angrily. An inferno of fire came roaring out of his mouth in the direction of the boy, but he swerved quickly out of harm's way. Now Godzilla was downright pissed off. He called massively into the air. The ground began shaking, and a speckled leg stepped over the mountain easily. It was a giant teddy graham! He looked quickly at his friend and his leg, still frozen in the air.
Potter began to sweat, realizing that he was out numbered both in number of people and size. He heard a noise in the bush next to him, and quickly darted behind it. "Wait a minute," he exclaimed. "I recognize you! You're Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter! What are you doing here?!?!?!"
"Crikey! I can see you're in a lot of trouble, mate! Wouldcha like some help?"
"Yes, please!" Potter squeaked desperately. His voice had just begun to change, since he IS pre-pubescent after all.
The both jumped out of the bush in front of the two gigantic monsters, taking on a kung-fu stance. They two huge beasts just laughed their heads off, enjoying the fact that the little ones actually thought they stood a chance. Suddenly Godzilla's foot became free again. I crashed to the ground, splattering The Croc. Hunter's body all over. Potter looked up, horrified at the gruesome death. The Teddy Graham snickered, plucked Potter off of his Fire-bolt, and threw him up in the air. Godzilla sputtered a shot of fire, roasting Potter, and caught him in mid air. The two huge saviors were congratulated by all of the townspeople, and preceded to become the new mascots of the Earth.
The End.
Godzilla Meets Harry Potter Meets Steve Irwin Meets Teddy Graham
By Luvnchris4life
One day Harry Potter was practicing his magic on his Fire-bolt in an empty meadow. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining nice and brightly, and all of the daisies has just blossomed. There were beautiful butterflies fluttering everywhere. One was even flying alongside Harry as he swooshed through the air! Suddenly, all butterflies swarmed away. Harry was left in the air by himself. He landed, wondering why all of his friends had just scattered away so suddenly. All of a sudden, a shadow engulfed him in his thoughts. His eyes grew wide with terror as he turned around to face the massive object blocking the sunlight. It was Godzilla!!! Godzilla screeched loudly, furious that such an inadequate little creature would dare step in his path. "Godzilla no like Potter!!!" he bellowed. Just as he lifted his gigantic foot to smash him, Potter used his magic to freeze the animal.
"Ha ha!" he laughed with superiority. "I am much more intelligent than you!" he boasted. Godzilla screeched angrily. An inferno of fire came roaring out of his mouth in the direction of the boy, but he swerved quickly out of harm's way. Now Godzilla was downright pissed off. He called massively into the air. The ground began shaking, and a speckled leg stepped over the mountain easily. It was a giant teddy graham! He looked quickly at his friend and his leg, still frozen in the air.
Potter began to sweat, realizing that he was out numbered both in number of people and size. He heard a noise in the bush next to him, and quickly darted behind it. "Wait a minute," he exclaimed. "I recognize you! You're Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter! What are you doing here?!?!?!"
"Crikey! I can see you're in a lot of trouble, mate! Wouldcha like some help?"
"Yes, please!" Potter squeaked desperately. His voice had just begun to change, since he IS pre-pubescent after all.
The both jumped out of the bush in front of the two gigantic monsters, taking on a kung-fu stance. They two huge beasts just laughed their heads off, enjoying the fact that the little ones actually thought they stood a chance. Suddenly Godzilla's foot became free again. I crashed to the ground, splattering The Croc. Hunter's body all over. Potter looked up, horrified at the gruesome death. The Teddy Graham snickered, plucked Potter off of his Fire-bolt, and threw him up in the air. Godzilla sputtered a shot of fire, roasting Potter, and caught him in mid air. The two huge saviors were congratulated by all of the townspeople, and preceded to become the new mascots of the Earth.
The End.