Pirates of the Caribbean and Kiddy Grade
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I own nothing and what if Éclair was Calypso who had been sealed in human form again? Note that this is just a one-shot to see how everyone likes it.)
The G.O.T.T. E.S. members were fighting against one of their own, Alv, who had taken over a large and dangerous ship called the Deucalion in order to destroy Earth and right now they appeared to be losing.
"Looks like there's no other way." Éclair said sighing as she stood and headed for the bridge on the outside of the ship.
"Where are you going Éclair?" Eclipse asked looking at her friend and longtime comrade worried and curious.
"To finish this. Capri. Get the others together and start the song. It's time I came out of my shell." Éclair said at first to Eclipse before calling forward a small communication link in order to talk to her friend on Aineias.
"Right. Good luck Éclair." Capri said nodding seriously and causing Éclair to laugh slightly.
"There may be no wind in space but we got the moon and right now that's all I'll need!" Éclair said as she left the inside of the ship, to confused and worried looks from the others on board. It took barely a minute for Éclair to step onto the outside hull of the ship and begin walking towards the Deucalion but in that time span what seemed to be hundreds of communication links opened up around her.
"Start the chant." Éclair ordered the person in the nearest link, causing Capri to nod seriously.
"The king and his men stole the queen from her bed.
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will we'll row"
Capri finished the first lines of the song and then fell silent as another, older and poor looking, man continued where she had left off. Éclair continuing her walk towards the Deucalion her steps never wavering and neither was her smirk.
"It's no use Éclair. I know all your tricks." Alv said as she appeared on a large communication link at the end of the hull, which caused Éclairs smirk to widen.
"Not all of them Alv, at least not yet." Éclair responded as the old man began to sing his part of the old song.
"Yo-ho all hands
Hoist the colors high"
Now at least four others joined in while on board the La Muse Dvergrs eyes widened at hearing a song she had only heard once before, when she was a child.
"Heave Ho Thieves and beggars
Never shall we die."
By now everyone across the galaxy was remembering that old song that they had heard at one point in time or another and slowly, one by one it seemed they were beginning to sing along.
"You'll all die as soon as I'm through with these pests!" Alv shouted at them through the link although none of them flinched or even batted an eye at the threat.
"No you won't Alv cause I won't let ye." Éclair said her grinning growing even wider as she heard the startled exclamations from Eclipse and the others when Éclair stepped off the end of the ships bridge and walked in space with no help!
"Yo-ho all together
Hoist the colors high."
Right now inside the La Muse Dvergr was forcing herself to sing along as she began to lightly tap her foot in a slow but sure rhythm, the others being able to clearly hear the others singers outside the ship begin to stomp their feet to the same rhythm as well.
"Heave Ho Thieves and beggars.
Never shall we die."
By now Alv had gotten afraid of all the people singing the same song at the exact same moment and fired her arm lasers, destroying all the screens and causing Éclair to throw her head back in wild laughter.
"Destroyahn' de lahnks won't do ye a bit o' good now. De song had been song an' Ahm finallah gettahn' outta dis here shell o' mine!" Éclair said her voice taking on a strange accent that no one could place as she continued to walk across space towards the Deucalion. Everyone in the galaxy watched either in person, in the case of the E.S. members, or across news channels, in the case of everyone else, as Éclair's body glowed and started changing. When the glowing stopped instead of her purple haired, red eyed, and tan skinned appearance Éclair had wild braided black hair, coal black eyes, and dark skin.
"I-I had heard rumors that she had resealed herself in a human body. But-But I never dreamed that they-that they were true." Dvergr said weakly as she watched as Éclair continued to walk across space as if it were solid ground.
"Ye done messed wid de wrong lass now Alv. Ye done messed wid Calypso." Éclair said tutted slightly mockingly at the blue haired woman whose eyes widened at the name. She had heard rumors just like Dvergr had but to think that Éclair, a girl she had known for thousands of years, was really the goddess of the sea was mind boggling.
"Even if you are Calypso you're useless out in space! There's no water!" Alv shouted while the older E.S. members were slowly but surely remembering some old rumors and legends about the goddess of the sea as well.
"Haha dat be true dere be no wata in space but ye forgettin two verah 'portent ding." Éclair, or rather Calypso, said laughing again as she continued to walk towards Alv, slowly growing larger and larger in height.
"Not onlah are we close ta de one planet dats mostlah made o' wata but we're also close ta de moon." Éclair said her grin widening as she now rivaled the Deucalion in size, all the E.S. ships backing far away from her as soon as they noticed that she had been growing.
"De moon ahs what causes de tahde of de sea ta rise an' fall. De moon ahs connected straight ta de sea an' sahnce Ah am de sea Ah am de moon too, foolish lass." Éclair said grinning savagely and causing Alv, along with everyone elses eyes to widen in shock.
"Not onlah dat but ye ferget somedin else ta. Ah'm a goddess sillah chil' ye dahnk dat Ah would reveal meself ahf Ah was powaless out here ahn space? Ye humans aren't de onlah ones dat had been a growin' an' a changin' ahn de last couple o' hundred years." Éclair said her voice now deeper and more booming as she stood casually in front of the Deucalion.
"Don't worrah bout dyin' just yet lahttle lass. Ah wouldn't do dat ta yer motha. She ain't did meh no wrong less she was lookin' out or a helpin' ya ahn ya lahttle plot. Ah ain't got no bone ta pick wid ha so why punish ha bah killin' ha onlah daughta?" Éclair asked rhetorically as her hand began to glow a light yellow color, the same color that the Deucalion was glowing.
"Thank you, Calypso." Dvergr said sighing in relief that her daughter wasn't going to be killed right in front of her eyes.
"Heh. Even now afta ya done trahed ta kahll ha, yer motha ahs sighin' ahn relief dat Ah ain't gonna kahll ya. Fahrst dough, let's get ya outta dat dere ship." Éclair said causing Alvs eyes to widen slightly at the thought that her mother didn't want her dead despite all that she had done. Before Alv could do or say anything though she was forcefully ripped from the ship and in Éclairs large hand, not only that but she was in her human body!
"Dere we go. Now let's see what kinda none lahfe dreatenin' punishment Ah can dahnk o' fer ye." Éclair said using her free hand to tap her chin in thought for a moment before her whole face lit up.
"Ah know de perfect ding ta do wid ya!" Éclair said snapping her fingers with a wider than life grin on her face while Alv paled, thinking of all the horrible things that a goddess could do to her especially when she had been such a bitch to the goddess when she was in human form.
"Fahrst ding Ah'ma gonna do ahs take 'way all ya memories den lets see how good ya motha can do raisahn' ya afta ya done been reborn as a babe. Ya trah a stunt lahke dahs 'gain dough an' Ah won't be so merciful." Éclair said grinning wickedly as she snapped her fingers again, causing Alv and Dvergr to glow a faint yellow light before Alv disappeared.
"Ahf dere's one ding Ahm a glad ye humans ain't a learned yet aht was how ta restart a lahfe. Ya trah ta raise ye daughta betta dis tahma 'round Dvergr." Éclair said shaking her head a little while Dvergr was gapping at the goddess.
"Kay den. Let me 'turn ta mah human form an' we can have a victorah partah or somedin." Éclair said before she began to shrink and change back into her purple haired red eyed appearance, collapsing on her knees in space for a moment as she panted.
"Man is that a pain the neck. Releasing and then resealing myself always take a butt load of energy." Éclair said in her usual voice as she forced herself to her feet before reappearing back inside the La Muse.
"Oh right. Sorry bout that. I forgot you two were injured." Éclair said grinning sheepishly when she caught sight of the wounded Chevalia and Dvergr, which caused massive face-plants from all that didn't know Éclair in her human form.
"There, all better." Éclair said chirpily as she snapped her fingers and caused the injuries on the two to heal themselves almost instantly.
"Now who thinks that we should get back to Aineias and have a party? We managed to save the Earth!" Éclair asked grinning widely and causing some sighs of relief from her fellow E.S. members. It seemed that despite being a goddess and having rather amazing abilities Éclair was still the same old Éclair they knew and loved.
"I don't get it. What did you do to Alv?" Un-oh asked curiously with some of the younger or denser E.S. members nodding their agreement to his question.
"Basically? Alv's pretty crappy childhood the first time around is mainly what caused her to be such a, and pardon me for saying this about your daughter Dvergr, mega bitch to everyone. I figured that if she could have a better childhood this time around she would be well nicer or at least not so cruel." Éclair said shrugging causing Eclipse to give her a flat look while Dvergr merely ignored the insult to her daughter as she rubbed the top of her stomach in shock.
"So basically you made it so that Dvergr was pregnant with Alv again in order to give her a better childhood seeing as how the universe isn't in a war right now." Eclipse summarized causing Éclair to grin at her.
"Yep!" Éclair cheerfully agreed, causing several face-plants amongst her friends while the others had their jaws on the floor of their ships.