Random Shizaya drabbles that I decided to do to release some stress bottled inside.
Rated M for later chapters, Starting EPISODE 1 of DURARARA!
I DO NOT OWN DURARARA!
Chapter 1:
Humans.
He was bored, so bored. He frowned as a raven leaned forward, tapping his slim fingers on his dear master computer as he squinted his eyes to look at the screen, alert for any news that might attract his attention. Everything was so boring today; all his humans weren't entertaining him at all.
Other than a certain monster he knew lurking in Ikebukuro, Saki was another interesting human that Izaya knew. She was just like him, knowing what he would do next, knowing how he played his games and plan everything out from simple information. Well, as expected from a human he had raised. However things grew boring when she met Kida Masomi. He was fun to toy with, but after that accident both of them turned boring. Time to time Izaya toyed with Saki and Kida, but he had never really given them trouble, or so he thought himself.
Giving out a loud sigh, his eyes turn to stare at the pile of files that were stacked neatly on his desk. He had already looked through all of those, but none of them going the way he would want to have his fun with.
Namie wasn't around either, she claimed she had something urgent to do with her beloved brother and rushed out without even waiting for Izaya to answer. Turning his chair round and round, he stared aimlessly around his apartment. What should he do? Why is he still here? When is he going to find something interesting to do? Where should he go? Who is he going to play with?
He shot out from his comfortable chair which was still spinning and threw himself on the sofa when one of his phones vibrated. Fishing it out, he lazily read the message carefully.
Takana Taro had entered the chatroom.
Takana Taro: Good evening~
Setton: 'evening.
Takana Taro: Ah, Setton-san.
Actually, I'm going to live at Ikebukuro starting tomorrow.
Setton: Woah, nice.
You might move to my neighbourhood.
Takana Taro: Yeah, I might.
I'm still signing on from my parents' house, but starting tomorrow I'll be logging in from an apartment near Sunshine.
Ah, a newbie he could play with! Hacking into his account, Izaya smirked when he read all the data and codes and finding out information about the newcomer. Ah, apparently he was Kida's friend, the pervious chat logs and emails showed they had been talking.
Ryuugamine Mikado, it read.
What an interesting name indeed! He hacked further, finding more about him, his family, his past, how he looked like, what he was seeking for, how did he did in school. When he deemed he knew enough information, he grabbed his coat and logged off his computer, deciding to head to Ikebukuro to welcome his dear human, and also to piss a certain blonde off.
'Everything's going as I plan,' Izaya though, as he watched from a rooftop which gave him a clear view on the city. Kida was now talking to Dotachin and gang, together with Mikado-kun. Looking elsewhere, he smirked as he spotted a blonde walking with his boss, Tom.
'They should see Shizu-Chan in action soon,' he was planning to give his dear new human a great welcoming party. He watched the two walked away from the gang as his eyes glitter with excitement. 'Now, for the other human,' He flipped his phone out, nimble fingers making his way through the buttons quickly. 'She's already there at the meeting place. Brown eyes, red tank top with white coat and brown hair tied up in twins.'
After a moment, he read the chat room again. About time he should show his debut.
Kanra: Evening.
Takana Taro: Kanra!
You're online!
Kanra: I had to take a call.
Ah.
I just finished reading the log. You're coming to Tokyo?
Congratulations.
Can we meet offline sometime?
Takana Taro: that sounds good to me.
Izaya smirked. This was too easy. He watched with his binoculars as 'Nakura' and 'Miss Magenta' walked towards the meeting place, before replying.
Kanra: Totally~
Ah, speaking of offline meetings…
Lots of people meet offline to commit suicide, right?
Setton: Yeah, it was popular for a while.
They'd meet online, and then make a suicide pact…
Ah, he was the one in action after all. But soon enough he got bored and wanted something more, thus leaving a few kidnappers to kidnap one of the girls. Pure fun.
Takana Taro: What an unpleasant topic.
But those kinds of stories haven't made the news lately, have they?
Setton: People might have failed to kill themselves…
Izaya smirked. Oh no, he need to prove them wrong.
Kanra: Or there might still be lots of incidents, but no one's noticed they're still happening.
Maybe no bodies have been found…
There was exactly one on the move now. Ah, about time he should call another interesting pawn in. But of course, he always cleans up if someone dies. Being an informant, his cheeky face with a twist of words or two, the blamed turned to someone else, and he was claimed totally innocent. Not that the police would ever know that it was him anyway. He parkoured down the buildings easily as he landed smoothly, blending himself into the crowd.
Takana Taro: Uhhh…
Setton: That's inappropriate.
Ignoring that, he continued typing. Oh, Celty. 'Let me pay you back for that,'
Kanra: Speaking of which, there have been lots of missing persons cases recently…
Takana Taro: Huh? Like they made into the news?
Kanra: Ah, most of them have been illegal aliens…
Or kids who've run away from home… But apparently many of them occur between Ikebukuro and Shibuya.
He turned back to his game, watching the two converses as they walked towards a dark alley, somewhere away from the crowds, where there was a white van. Trailing behind them, he hid himself in the dark shadows. Ah, Miss Magenta was certainly showing some interesting expressions already. Smirking, he watched the girl being kidnapped, before stepping out from the shadows as he crushed the burnt cigarette under his shoe, eyes glittering in amusement.
"There is someone here…"
Ah, Mikado Boy and Kida-kun should be meeting Simon around this time now. And also Shizu-Chan, Whose voice could be heard roaring throughout Ikebukuro.
Takana Taro: A black bike?
Setton: Ah…
Kanra: You don't know about it?
Everyone in Shinjuku and Ikebukuro is talking about it.
It used to be considered something of an urban legend, but recently lots of people have taken pictures of it…
Setton: Oh yeah, I heard about that.
Isn't it just some normal biker gang?
Although it's not like there are lots of them who get together and ride in a convoy.
Trying to cover up with the new comer now, Celty? Making another call, he waited for the events to unfold again. "Ah, it's a simple job. Just rescue a girl from a white van under the block near Sunshine 60. You could beat the people up though, just don't kill them."
Kanra: It's idiotic enough to ride around on a bike without headlights.
At least, it would be for a human…
Tanaka Taro: What do you mean by that?
He was catching his attention! Good.
Kanra: Um, well… to tell you the truth, it's kind of like a monster.
Tanaka Taro: What do you mean by monster?
Kanra: Dotachin says he's the grim reaper.
Tanaka Taro: Dotachin?
Who's Dotachin?
'Whoops,' he accidently slipped Katoda's pet name out.
Kanra: Anyway, about the guy who rides the black bike...
Tanaka Taro: You're not going to tell me about Dotachin?
Ah, Celty must be doing the chase now, since she isn't replying. He should wait for her at the roof. Smirking, he made his way up to an old fashion run-down building that many suicidal cases were born from there. 'This was the place… ah, such bitter memories…'
"This is why humans should suffer! They don't deserve a good life when I, their god, isn't doing good…especially when that stupid protozoan has his life better than mine, ne~?" Smirking, he typed his reply back to his beloved human.
Kanra: He doesn't have a head…
His head…seems to move fine even though it's completely gone.
Looking downwards now, he could see Kida and Mikado together, sitting down randomly on the sidebars. He couldn't hear them, but he could make out Kida's mouth movements. "Stay away from this guy called Orihara Izaya." Ah, introducing him now? He cackled happily, skipping around. His phone vibrated, alerting that he received a new mail. Flicking his phone open, he skimmed through the mail and quickly replied.
Ah, walk towards south of Ikebukuro park, cross the road after the traffic light, you might be able to find him.
He smirked as Kida turned, crossing the road right at south of Ikebukuro park, when a certain girl with a scar on her neck bumped into Mikado. Ah, he noticed the scar on her neck. Smirking, he figured what Kida was saying easily and heard Celty's bike neigh to live. She was close by already? Time to get prepared~! Parkouring over to the building he asked to meet, he quickly reached with ease and hid himself in the dark.
Tanaka Taro: Ah~ I had so much fun today!
Ah! The black bike!
Kanra: What, Tanaka Taro? You saw the black bike?
Setton: Was it around nine o'clock at night?
Tanaka Taro: How did you know, Setton-san?
Setton: Well, I was there, too, so…
Tanaka Taro: !
He smirked, eyes glittering when he could tell that Mikado wasn't afraid with Celty, but was thrilled. How interesting…
Tanaka Taro: Really?
Then we might have walked past each other without even knowing it.
Setton: Maybe.
Tanaka Taro: By the way…
Who is Dotachin?
End.