BEWARE FOR TOTAL OOCNESS!
It ALL started that day with ONE little whine, that ruined the peacefulness between Lavi and Yu, who were at the park on their laptops, looking up fanfiction, and what not. Too bad they read all the good ones already…that's how this weird conversation started…
Lavi: Yuuuuu~~~~! Im bored~~! I can't find any more good fanfiction!
Yu: Good as in character? Or good plot?
Lavi: Both! Do you know any?
Yu: Umm... I know one, but I don't know if you know the anime... it's Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Lavi: I don't know it.
Yu: Le-gasp! HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW IT? Oh well…
Lavi: SORRY! Don't go all samurai on me! Your totally gonna go samurai on me aren't you?
Yu: Noooo... i'm going to... -tackles Lavi-
Lavi: NO! EEP! -hits ground after being tackled- DONT RAPE ME! IM TO YOUNG FOR THAT!
Yu: WE`RE THE SAME AGE, GODDAMMIT! -pokes Lavi on sides, sits on top of him-
Lavi: SO, YOU COULD STILL RAPE ME! DONT RUIN MY PURITY! WAHH!
Yu: WHAT PURITY? -punches Lavi's head-
Lavi: WAHH YOUR WEAKINING ME SO I CANT FIGHT BACK! -pitifully tries to fight back- WAHH!
Yu: GOOODDDDD! HEY, NURSE? DOCTOR? THIS GUY IS SICK IN THE HEAD!
Lavi: NOOOO! THEYRE GOING TO JOIN IN WITH THE RAPEING! NOOOOOOOO!
Yu: ...Your sick in the head. -gets off, goes to buy drink-
Lavi: Yeah I know~! OH GET ME A PEPSI WHILE YOUR UP~! PLEASE AND THANK YOU~!
Yu: Awww! Finnnneeeee! Pay me back! -goes to vending machine-
Lavi: No way, I don't have money! You buy it for me! PRETTY PLEASE!
Yu: -Sighs- You owe me $2.50!
Lavi: -Sigh- FINE i'll pay you tomorrow... *coughnotcough*
Yu: Then no Pepsi for you.
Lavi: NO! I WANT PEPSI! -starts crying- I-I WA-ANT P-P-PEPSI! WAHH!
Yu: -Smiles- Well too bad.
Lavi: BUT-BUT-BUT I WANT IT!
Yu: Mhmm mhmm.
Lavi: FINE HERES THE GOD DAMN MONEY, JUST GIVE ME MY PEPSI! -hands money-
Yu: All right, all right
Lavi: YAY!
Yu: -brings Lavi Pepsi-
Lavi: -Chugs Pepsi and looks pitiful- More pwease...?
Yu: Uhh... do you have more money? -sipping Dr. Pepper-
Lavi: Uh huh -gives money-
Yu: -Goes to vending machine- ARGHHH! The stupid machine ate the money! -kicks vending machine, no Pepsi falling down-
Lavi: NO! MY MONEY! NO PEPSI! ...you owe me 50 bucks.
Yu: THE FUCK? No, I don't
Lavi: Yeah ya do! The machine ate my money, you were the last to touch it, you owe me!
Yu: Hey! You gave me $2! Not my fault the machine ate it! You were the one who wanted another one!
Lavi: Yea cuz I chugged it! You touched it last, you owe me!
Yu: No I don't! You friggin dolt! You wanted another one! You chugged it! Your own fault!
Lavi: Nu huh! Your fault, not mine! You touched it last, you put it in the machine, you told it ta eat my money so I wouldn't get my Pepsi, YOU FUCKIN OWE ME!
Yu: Oh, yeah! Yeah, I know how to talk to machines! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO- *can rolls down* Oh, goody. -picks it up, throws it to Lavi-
Lavi: YAYZ! -opens Pepsi and gets sprayed by the now exploded Pepsi- ...You shook it up...that, or, -dramatic music in back ground- YOU TOLD THE MACHINE TO!
Yu: ... -stares at Lavi with a 'WTF is wrong with him' expression-
Lavi: -points an accusing finger at Yu in dramatic fashion, all the while flames from hell are flaming behind him- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOUR A TRAITOR! DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE BIOTCH! YOU GOIN DO- Hey, look a quarter~! Anyway, YOU GOIN DOWN! JENNY CRAIG SHALL SAVE YOU FROM YOUR FATNESS! SHE'LL MAKE YOU GO DOWN!
Yu: -slowly walks away- I'm, um, going to go buy some manga. I'll see you around...
Lavi: NOT UNTIL JENNY CRAIG SAVES YOU! SHE'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY! AND PAY ME MY 50 BUCKS NOW!
Yu: I DON'T OWE YOU ANY FUCKIN MONEY!
A/N: This is a part of one of me and Kawaii Bishyness's conversations that I thought would make a good fanfiction ^.^ BTW I edited it up a bit, and fixed some of the spelling. If you're wondering who's who, she was Yu while I was Lavi