"Three!"
"Two!"
"...What comes after two?"
"Ugh...just pop out!"
"GOOD MORNING TIMMY!" Cosmo and Wanda both shouted as they popped out of their goldfish bowl, now in their godparent form.
Timmy rolled over, stared at them, then rolled back in his bed and shut his eyes. "Not now, guys, can't I relax before we film that stupid movie?"
"Aw, come on, Timmy, it'll be fun! We get to see you older and played by a Nick actor who should move on with his career and go do something someplace else!" Cosmo raised his wand and his hair disappeared. "AND I'LL BE BALD!"
Wanda made a bucket of water appear and dump all over Timmy. "Yeah, so get the hell up so we can film this thing, the sooner we get done with me being played by a hack actor the better!"
"What do you mean, that isn't happening right now?" Cosmo jested, only angering his wife. "I'm going to run now." Cosmo fled to the goldfish bowl, followed quickly by Wanda and baby Poof.
Timmy rolled out of the bed and landed on his feet, apparently already dressed. "Fine, let's just do this."
"FAIRIES!" Mr. Crocker burst in through the window and started running around the room randomly. "They're here, I KNOW IT! I can smell them...THROUGH MY ASS CHEEKS!"
"Dude, you're not even in this movie." Timmy said as he opened up the door. "Sorry, just...go, you're giving me a headache.
"But...the...FAIRY GOD-" Before he could finish, he had twitched himself out of the window and into a rosebush. "AHHH! MY PRECIOUS ASS CHEEKS!"
Iron Man flew in through the newly made hole. "I am Iron Man, and I totally arrived at the wrong time...what?"
"He's...a whole bucket of crazy." Timmy hopped back into the bed and pulled out one of his dad's magazines.
"Uh-huh...well, whatever. I am Iron Man, and I am hereby shutting down this ridiculous movie with out of place actors and a horrible plot."
Timmy leapt out of the bed and started to hug Iron Man. "Thank you, whoever you are, they're forcing me to do this!"
"Yeah, don't touch the suit." Iron Man peeled Timmy off and tossed him clear out the window and to another town entirely. "Ooh, fish." Iron Man walked to the bowl and picked it up. "Stupid little creatures..."
"Who are you calling stupid?" Cosmo shouted as he popped out of the bowl. "Cause if it's me, you're right!"
Iron Man jumped back in shock. "AH! MUTANT FLYING FISH...HUMAN THINGS!" He blasted Cosmo away, and then Wanda and Poof as they appeared shortly after. "Okay, I am never coming back here again...okay, maybe I will, 'cause I totally want to bang the mom, but other than that...NEVER AGAIN!" Iron Man flew out through the hole and off to his next venture.
All was quiet for minutes until...
"ASS CHEEKS! ...I mean...FAIRIES!" Crocker shouted.