H a r r y: Hello Ron. Hello Snape. Hi, Draco. Where is Hermione?
S n a p e: Cross-dressing her sheep.
R o n: You didn't know? Rrrright...
H a r r y: Why? *sobs* Why sheep? WHY?!
N a r r a r a t o r: SHUT UP OR BE ERASED
H a r r y: Fine, fine... *mumbles* stupid narrarator...
S n a p e: And now, I exit... *shuffles away*
H a r r y / R o n: NOOOO! MY LOVER!!!
H a r r y / R o n: What? HE'S MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE!
Harry and Ron start beating eachother atop the head with impossibly long baseball bats.
Harry is suddenly hit atop the head by a flying Egg McMuffin and dies a slow and painful death.
R o n: Ah. Love prevails. Now that that's over...
I AM ALONE!!!!!!!
Ron stares at the wall. Suddenly, a long, trumpeting fart echoes through the room. A dreamy smile leaks down Ron's face. (leaks?)
Suddenly, Harry stands up and points at Ron.
((moments of silence))
H a r r y: THERE'S A MOOSE IN YOUR SHORTS!
Ron looks down.
((moment of silence))
R o n: AAHHH! MOOSE! IN MY SHORTS!
Suddenly, a man in a Speedo runs in.
S p e e d o G u y: I'll save you!
He pokes the Moose until it exits Ron's pants with a pleasured grin.
M o o s e: *artificial smile* Meep! *hides in randomly placed potted plant*
Speedo guy takes off his Speedo to reveal....
P R O F E S S O R S N A P E: Hey, folks. How's my lover? *looks at the Moose*
Moose jumps out of plant and hugs Snape.
Moose and Snape walk away into the randomly placed sun, to live slappily ever after.
N a r r a r a t o r: The end?
Harry falls over.
Ron makes a campfire out of artificial wood and burns Harry's corpse. He throws it off the cliff.
Harry walks into the uncharacteristically pungeant room.
H a r r y: Hey, Ron. *sits next to Ron*
R o n: I thought I got rid of you!!!
H a r r y: *makes sexy eyebrow movement* You can never get rid of Harry Potter.
Ron jumps on top of Harry and.....
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PERILOUS EPISODE OF INSANE FREAKS!!
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Epilogue
M o o s e: Snapey, my darling?
S n a p e: Yes, honey?
M o o s e: I'm pregnant!
S n a p e: *twirls finger* Woo hoo.
Moose and Snape suddenly fall off a cliff and rot for eternity at the bottomless pit... or do they?
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why did i randomly put spaces between the letters of the names? dunno i felt like it
S n a p e: Cross-dressing her sheep.
R o n: You didn't know? Rrrright...
H a r r y: Why? *sobs* Why sheep? WHY?!
N a r r a r a t o r: SHUT UP OR BE ERASED
H a r r y: Fine, fine... *mumbles* stupid narrarator...
S n a p e: And now, I exit... *shuffles away*
H a r r y / R o n: NOOOO! MY LOVER!!!
H a r r y / R o n: What? HE'S MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE!
Harry and Ron start beating eachother atop the head with impossibly long baseball bats.
Harry is suddenly hit atop the head by a flying Egg McMuffin and dies a slow and painful death.
R o n: Ah. Love prevails. Now that that's over...
I AM ALONE!!!!!!!
Ron stares at the wall. Suddenly, a long, trumpeting fart echoes through the room. A dreamy smile leaks down Ron's face. (leaks?)
Suddenly, Harry stands up and points at Ron.
((moments of silence))
H a r r y: THERE'S A MOOSE IN YOUR SHORTS!
Ron looks down.
((moment of silence))
R o n: AAHHH! MOOSE! IN MY SHORTS!
Suddenly, a man in a Speedo runs in.
S p e e d o G u y: I'll save you!
He pokes the Moose until it exits Ron's pants with a pleasured grin.
M o o s e: *artificial smile* Meep! *hides in randomly placed potted plant*
Speedo guy takes off his Speedo to reveal....
P R O F E S S O R S N A P E: Hey, folks. How's my lover? *looks at the Moose*
Moose jumps out of plant and hugs Snape.
Moose and Snape walk away into the randomly placed sun, to live slappily ever after.
N a r r a r a t o r: The end?
Harry falls over.
Ron makes a campfire out of artificial wood and burns Harry's corpse. He throws it off the cliff.
Harry walks into the uncharacteristically pungeant room.
H a r r y: Hey, Ron. *sits next to Ron*
R o n: I thought I got rid of you!!!
H a r r y: *makes sexy eyebrow movement* You can never get rid of Harry Potter.
Ron jumps on top of Harry and.....
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PERILOUS EPISODE OF INSANE FREAKS!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Epilogue
M o o s e: Snapey, my darling?
S n a p e: Yes, honey?
M o o s e: I'm pregnant!
S n a p e: *twirls finger* Woo hoo.
Moose and Snape suddenly fall off a cliff and rot for eternity at the bottomless pit... or do they?
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why did i randomly put spaces between the letters of the names? dunno i felt like it