Archival rights: DH is automatically allowed to. Everyone else, ask first. I probably won't say no to anyone demented enough to want this...
Awooga-awooga-awooga!
Logan sat up in his bed at the sound of the alarm-bell, spiky hairdo already in place, ready for action. "Yeah! It's been far too long since some asskickin' action!" he thought to himself before jumping out of the bed with a crazy grin on his face. He's running down the stairs to the planning-room. Okay, that was not what Logan called it. Planning's for sissies like Chuck and Scooter (the new resident of the mansion was arguing with Logan about Scooter's sissieness all the time though…what was her name again? Nadja something…) Logan was more likely to burst in, get the job done and leave as few witnesses as possible behind. People like that call it the WAR room (capitalization very important!).
Some people were already there (Lighter, Popsicle boy, Scooter, Chuck, Cajun-bastard, Loudmouth, Jeannie, Blue, Marie). Chuck laid down what had happened and they soon were on their way to stop Baddie-of-the-week (Trademarked so don't you dare to use that name!) and the blackbird's up in the air again.
Some of the younger ones was chatting during the flight and when Jubilee was heading their way, Logan quickly took her to the side, warning her to keep her tounge in check. Or to use his words…"Loudmouth, Keep quiet or I'll tie you to the windshield. Again". Needless to say, Jubes kept very very quiet. When a mutant with 6 metal-claws tells you to keep quiet, you keep quiet. Unless your name's Marie and you have killer-skin of course. Then it's safe to ignore commands.
To make a short story slightly longer (and still silly), the Blackbird arrived at it's destination. SOL. No, not Statue of Liberty. That's where they went to in the movie, stupid. Here it means Sod Out of Luck since the baddies were far more than what they had expected.
But never fear! The X-men never lose! Not even in situations like this when they're outnumbered 10 to 1 or so. It just makes the battle-scenes so much harder to write.
But in a few lines it would be something like this: zap-bam-blast-aaargh (no, not a dying sound. This is G-rated after all) –bleugh-kazap-boom-fifadil.
Well, and that some people could swear they could see white bubbles all over the place. Clearly just delusional people that thought that but that's beside the point.
The point is that once again the X-men won over impossible odds, like 60 Brotherhood members, the FOH, movie censors and cliché's.
