"Holy shit, you're joking"
"What?"
"We're out of apple juice"
"Why the hell do you care about that?"
"Because I really want apple juice"
"Well go get some out of the store"
"But it's too far"
"Are you- You're fucking with me, aren't you?"
"Not yet"
"I- Wait what"
"Hmm?"
"What did you say?"
"Hmm?"
"What the ever living fuck did you say?"
"I said nothing, kay?"
"Oh the hell you didn't-"
"Ow! What are you doing? Don't grip my shirt that hard"
"Stop playing games, Mart"
"Oh, games. When'll we be playing?"
"Did you just wink at me?"
"No..?"
"The hell is wrong with you tonight, stonehead?"
"Uhm. What if i told you i'm sober?"
"You? Sober? Don't make me laugh"
"Heh, you'd be surprised...Now can you stop pinning me to the wall?"
"Oh, uhm, yeah"
"Gasp. Thank you"
"Shut it, pot head"
"Watch it with the names tonight? Sheesh, something's really got your panties- er boxers in a wad"
"What was that?"
"Nothing"
"Sure"
"Love youuu"
"What?"
"What"