Authors note:

Hey guys. This is my first fanfic. Don't hate. I think it's just going to be a one shot. And don't hate the spelling. I wrote this while being sick.

Also, edited. After gaining more experience writing my other story, I decided to revise this one. Hope you enjoy!


"Thalia!"

Oh Hades. I'm dead.

"Thalia! I'm going to kill you!" he shouted.

This might be a good time to back up.


Hey! Thalia here. Daughter of Zeus, yada, yada, yada.

It was late October and Mr. D was not in a good mood. I heard dad thundering (pun not intended) awhile ago. I'm thinking meeting with daddy didn't end well. So, to take out his frustrations, Mr. D allowed snow to form at camp.

Back on topic. I was walking around the strawberry fields lost in thought when a heard a stomping noise. Whirling around, I saw that there was a steaming Apollo stomping his way over to me. With snow it his hair. I wonder how that got there.

Fine, I threw. I wasn't my fault, blame it on the Fates.

"Thalia!" he yelled. "Do you know how long it took to get my hair like this!?"

Actually I did know. He IMed me at 9:00 in the morning to tell me. 3 hours, 5 minutes and 56 seconds. Those 56 seconds were important he told be to get the right fluffiness at the top.

I took off running. A mad Apollo was bad. Let's just say, when he get mad, penguins sweat. And I'm all for animal conservation.

"OK! YOU ASKED FOR! THE TICKLE MONSTER IS COMING OUT!" Apollo shouted, giving chase.

Oh Zeus. Not the tickle monster. How DOES he know? I only told Per-. Oh, when I get my hands on that Kelp- Brain!

Half screaming, half laughing, I ran in to the Zeus cabin. Panting hard, I slammed the door and collapsed on my bunk.

I was getting my breathing under control, when I heard a bang. My cabin door flew open and a seething sun god stood before me.

He lunged across the room, slammed on top of me, which effectively knocking out my breath. He then started to tickle me to death, starting with my feet.

My cabin door opened again and Percy stood there hand in hand with Annabeth. "Hey. Thals, can you- am I interrupting something?"

Shoving Apollo off me I walked slowly over to Percy. "HOW DARE YOU TELL HIM!" I shouted.

Percy looking confused, turned to Annabeth. "Do you know what she's talking about?" he asked her.

"No idea Seaweed Brain." she replied.

Deciding this was hopeless, I started to tickle Percy on his neck. He started laughing and promptly fell on the floor rolling with laughter. He was such an odd boy.

"Jog your memory Perce?"

A look of realization crossed Percy's face. He gulped. "You mean..."

I sighed with exasperation. "Yes idiot. THAT secret!"

He stood up, and promptly bolted out of the cabin. Smart boy.

I started after him with Annabeth close behind yelling at me not to hurt her boyfriend, and Apollo watching all of this unfold with a childish, gleeful look on his face.

Yep, just a normal day at Camp Half Blood.


So what do you think. Anything I should change or add?