Here we are! Fanfic number 99!
"Tahl, dear friend, there is something I have to tell you," Qui-Gon began.
"You're breaking up with me?!"
"No! Never!"
"Oh. Never mind! Did you buy me my own private island?" Tahl giggled.
"Um… no."
"Oh, fine. Was it a yacht?"
"No. I didn't buy you anything."
"Aw, that's okay. It's the thought that counts. Oh! Are we going on a mission together?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Oh… okay… why are you so serious? Did Obi-Wan die?"
"He's right there."
"I knew that. Did you get a tattoo of my face, and did you remove that one of Adi?"
"Heh- er- not yet."
"Did you get a place on the Council?"
"I turned it down, remember?"
"Oh, yes. Good for you. Have you been partying with that Archivist again?"
"Who, Madame Nu? I told you; nothing ever happened!"
"That's what they all say. Did you return those chili pepper boxers I bought you?"
"No-er- I love them!"
"Then why don't you wear them?"
"How would you know?"
"I just know these things, Jinn. Have you been hacking my Tabloid again?"
"Not in a million years. I don't want anything to do with that filthy, disgusting-"
"That's enough. Are you getting a nose job?"
"Do I need one?"
"Meh. Wait- are you cheating on me with Sue Lidel?"
"I can honestly say I've never heard of her."
"Oh. Thank the force. Are you a fanboy?"
"No!"
"Oh, confess already! I've seen your action figures!"
"Those are Obi-Wan's."
"A likely story. Finally, are you leaving the galaxy and with it, me?"
"I would never do that to you."
"Aw, thanks. But I'm stumped. What do you need to tell me?"
"I love you."
Aaaaaaaaaaaw! I can just hear you all "aw"-ing. I Aw'd. I sighed. I smiled. I laughed. I cried. I skipped around the room. I snogged Qui-Gon. Not. But see how happy I am? This fic was sweet, no? Different from the others.
And that was my 100th fanfic, peeps!
Please review, it is my 100th fanfic! You don't want to provide feedback for a milestone?