I decided instead of putting the argument between my friend and I on my profile I thought it'd be funnier as a story. *No real names used here*
Me: (sits at lunch table) Hello!
Nicole: Hey, Grace!
Me: OMG, I found a site called fanfiction . net and they have a bunch of iCarly stories!
Nicole: Cool!
Me: Yeah! So, you Team Seddie or Team Creddie?
Nicole: Huh?
Me: Seddie is Sam and Freddie of iCarly, Creddie is Carly and Freddie.
Nicole: Oh, Creddie all the way!
Me: WHAT?!?! How can you say that?! Seddie is the classic love/hate couple!
Nicole: Ew! They fight all the time!
Me: (talking through teeth angrily) That's their chemistry!
Nicole: Whatever.
Me: Seddie is better then Creddie because Creddie just stinks and thats just that.
Nicole: Creddie is better than Seddie because Freddie has always liked Carly.
Me: (voice rising) Seddie is better than Creddie because when a girl rips on a guy it means she likes him and Sam does that to Freddie, so yeah.
Nicole: (voice also rising) Creddie is better because fate knows that Carly and Freddie are meant to be together cuz that is who Freddie has had a lifetime crush on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Me: (standing yelling) Seddie is better because they kissed first. NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!!
Nicole: (yelling also) CREDDIE IS BETTER CUZ THEY KISSED MORE! BBBBBUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN! IN YOUR FACE! YOUR TURN.
Me: (yelling) Seddie is better because everyone likes Seddie and it just is so shut your freakin' mouth!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Everyone else in cafeteria: SHUT UP!
*I slink back in chair*
Me: Well, it's true.
Nicole: Whatever.
Me: (turns to other friends) What about you guys? Seddie or Creddie?
Maria: Creddie! And cows.
Jenny: Creddie! And Justin Bieber is hot, too!
Marie: Yeah, Creddie, sorry...
Me: (mouth hanging open) What's wrong with you people? Now you're probably gonna say Team Jacob is better than Team Edward.
Friends: TEAM JACOB, WOO-HOO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Again, no real names used*