Author: Hahaha...I currently have absolutely NO IDEA about HOW I'm gonna write the next chapters of SOUL but rest ASSured I am not going to 'abandon' it. Phew..now that's out..This is a humour fic where I make fun, it's my own parody of the famous ~MPREG~..
*To those who have written any mpregs this fic is purely a parody and I'm not aiming at anyone of the fics or anyone's fics I have read at all. I'm sure many have read 'Anestel' right? Wow that one is nice..Kapeesh? Oh yes, just to let you know, I don't really care if the curses and cusses I wrote in are modern, but this is just humour.*
When this, ~ appears, that means dear Legolas or anyone else for that matter is thinking to himself.
Empreg
*Groan*...Legolas was on his messed up bed, his hair was in a mess and his head which was also pounding, was hanging over the edge of his bed. He felt like barfing but he was too tired to move.
It had been a month since the war of the Ring ended. The whole of Middle-Earth, though shaken, slowly and surely began to rebuild and everday people would rejoice. Even the elves were overjoyed, though many thought of them as a prim and proper kind, had they seen or visited the elves recently that image of them would be changed.
The halls of Lord Thranduil were busy, people laughing and chatting merrily. The forests and grounds, filled with overjoyed people, children running and playing, adults in merry making. What is so strange about that? Well..it might not be strange in the day but when the sun sets...well let's just say things can get wild. Yep. Animals I tell ya!
The day before-
Thranduil 'tsked' and clicked dissaprovingly. Sure he was happy, but this was outrageous! Elves were making out, partying and shouting, happily of course, wine and alcohol on the ground!On the elves themselves! "Ada!!Help!!Eeeyaa!!" Legolas screeched as his friends siezed him and sprayed alcohol on him and messed up his hair. "Boys boys! Saes! Eh? Wait! Isn't that the rare wine I just bought?!!" He was going to try stop the drunk boys when his best friend put his arm on his shoulders and said, "Come on Thranduil!!Relax!!!!" as he took a swig from a bottle in his hand. Two hours later Thranduil found himself blushing pink, his arm on his best friend's shoulders and his friend's arm on his shoulders. Both found themselves barfing.
"D...d..darrrrnn...y..yoooo!!!...Elroo....nn..d..."
"D...d..darrrrnn...y..yoooo!!!..Th..thrrrrannnd..d..uil..."
"F..fe...fuck yooo!!!!Ell...Elron...ned!!!!
"F...feh..FUCK! yooooo!!!!!theh..therrrr...andueeell!!!"
Legolas immediately regretted staying put on the bed because he soon threw up, and since he was on his back....well you know what happens.
"Argghh!!Fuck!" he growled and a stream of elvish curses and cusses came fom his mouth as he went to wash his erm...dirty face. He took a quick shower, changed and looked at himself in the mirror. Eventhough he was having a hang-over, he thought to himself.
"I am a SEXY BITCH!"
OK. Since the night before was absolutely the worst the elves have ever behaved, today was still a merry day, but of course the elves decided to put their partying on hold. They reflected back and shuddered at the thought of them behaving like animals, and also, noone had gotten over their hang-overs.
He walked down the corridors and heard something. The sounds were coming from a room in the corner. ~Why, isn't this a guest room?~
He pressed his elven ear onto the door. Well, he's a damn elf! Of course, and to his horror, the sounds, were unmistakeably, Aragorn and Arwen drunk and making out.
He ran to his room and banged the door closed. He cried and wailed like a girl. He ran to the bathroom and barfed. ~Why?Why?!!I told myself!!So many times!! It's over!!Waaa!!But! *sniff sniff* I can't get over it!!~
TBC!!!
Author: Hahaha..Okay..I want this fic to be humorous, but I admit, the first chap isn't wildly funny, because I can't fit in my jokes YET. Please READ&REVIEW!!
*To those who have written any mpregs this fic is purely a parody and I'm not aiming at anyone of the fics or anyone's fics I have read at all. I'm sure many have read 'Anestel' right? Wow that one is nice..Kapeesh? Oh yes, just to let you know, I don't really care if the curses and cusses I wrote in are modern, but this is just humour.*
When this, ~ appears, that means dear Legolas or anyone else for that matter is thinking to himself.
Empreg
*Groan*...Legolas was on his messed up bed, his hair was in a mess and his head which was also pounding, was hanging over the edge of his bed. He felt like barfing but he was too tired to move.
It had been a month since the war of the Ring ended. The whole of Middle-Earth, though shaken, slowly and surely began to rebuild and everday people would rejoice. Even the elves were overjoyed, though many thought of them as a prim and proper kind, had they seen or visited the elves recently that image of them would be changed.
The halls of Lord Thranduil were busy, people laughing and chatting merrily. The forests and grounds, filled with overjoyed people, children running and playing, adults in merry making. What is so strange about that? Well..it might not be strange in the day but when the sun sets...well let's just say things can get wild. Yep. Animals I tell ya!
The day before-
Thranduil 'tsked' and clicked dissaprovingly. Sure he was happy, but this was outrageous! Elves were making out, partying and shouting, happily of course, wine and alcohol on the ground!On the elves themselves! "Ada!!Help!!Eeeyaa!!" Legolas screeched as his friends siezed him and sprayed alcohol on him and messed up his hair. "Boys boys! Saes! Eh? Wait! Isn't that the rare wine I just bought?!!" He was going to try stop the drunk boys when his best friend put his arm on his shoulders and said, "Come on Thranduil!!Relax!!!!" as he took a swig from a bottle in his hand. Two hours later Thranduil found himself blushing pink, his arm on his best friend's shoulders and his friend's arm on his shoulders. Both found themselves barfing.
"D...d..darrrrnn...y..yoooo!!!...Elroo....nn..d..."
"D...d..darrrrnn...y..yoooo!!!..Th..thrrrrannnd..d..uil..."
"F..fe...fuck yooo!!!!Ell...Elron...ned!!!!
"F...feh..FUCK! yooooo!!!!!theh..therrrr...andueeell!!!"
Legolas immediately regretted staying put on the bed because he soon threw up, and since he was on his back....well you know what happens.
"Argghh!!Fuck!" he growled and a stream of elvish curses and cusses came fom his mouth as he went to wash his erm...dirty face. He took a quick shower, changed and looked at himself in the mirror. Eventhough he was having a hang-over, he thought to himself.
"I am a SEXY BITCH!"
OK. Since the night before was absolutely the worst the elves have ever behaved, today was still a merry day, but of course the elves decided to put their partying on hold. They reflected back and shuddered at the thought of them behaving like animals, and also, noone had gotten over their hang-overs.
He walked down the corridors and heard something. The sounds were coming from a room in the corner. ~Why, isn't this a guest room?~
He pressed his elven ear onto the door. Well, he's a damn elf! Of course, and to his horror, the sounds, were unmistakeably, Aragorn and Arwen drunk and making out.
He ran to his room and banged the door closed. He cried and wailed like a girl. He ran to the bathroom and barfed. ~Why?Why?!!I told myself!!So many times!! It's over!!Waaa!!But! *sniff sniff* I can't get over it!!~
TBC!!!
Author: Hahaha..Okay..I want this fic to be humorous, but I admit, the first chap isn't wildly funny, because I can't fit in my jokes YET. Please READ&REVIEW!!