Hi, this is my first FanFiction parody so i hope that you like it and please remember to make a review :)


Percy is walking on the streets of New York City on his way to a date with Annabeth

Percy: I got to hurry im late

Fan Girl: OMG O_O its Percy!

Percy: Hi

Fan Girl: You're like totally awesome

Percy: Thanks

Fan Girl: I am so happy that I came here

Percy: Wait you came here?

Fan Girl: yeah I came walking like I always do duh what a lame question.

Percy: *glares* look I have to leave so…

Fan Girl: wait why are you leaving

Percy: I have a date with Annabeth. She's waiting for me now...

Fan Girl: =O you're still going out with that architect freak

Annabeth: *suddenly appears* who are you calling a Freak you BITCH!

Percy: O_o

Fan Girl: Percy! You don't need Annabeth! You can come with me!

Annabeth: *Bitch slap FG*

Fan Girl: *GASP* How dare you?!?! * Grabs Annabeth by the hair*

Annabeth: Get your dirty hands out of my hair!!

Percy: Please stop

Annabeth and Fan Girl: Stay out of this sewedbrain!

Percy: *Pee's his pants*

Grover: *poofs in* Dude I never thought you where a sissy and to think that I almost made myself gay for you *slaps Percy* and never ever stop a cat fight *poofs away*

Annabeth: * free herself from FG and punches her in the face*

Fan Girl: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Annabeth: pushes FG

Fan Girl: * Fall down* dam you I only wanted to make Percy come with me. This wont be the last of me *Runs away in tears*

Percy: Glad that's over

Annabeth: you now what? I don't feel like going on a date with you anymore

Percy: Why???

Annabeth: BECAUSE I SAID SO BITCH