Okay this is what I thought would be funny XD

Disclaimer: Don't own DGM or the song

LOL I GOT INSPIRED TO WRITE THIS BY WATCHING A DGM CRACK VIDEO

it was a battle. A battle with Rhode, Lulubell, and Tyki.

Fighting them was Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Kanda, Miranda, and Krory.

Allen (smiling): Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister...

Everyone looked at Allen wondering who he was talking to. But they soon found out.

Road (Crying): Oh? Which one?

Allen (Smirking): All of them...

They looked at Lulubell who looked at Allen wide-eyed then guilty she had no Idea.

Road (Angry): Auh! Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Lavi!

They looked to Lavi... he looked guiltier than Lulubell. And after Allen's next comment they knew why...

Allen (Angrier): Ye-Yeah? We-well me to!

Road (Livid): AUH!

Allen (Swmiling yet angry): And I've been sleeping with you umbrella Lero!

By now people were freaking out and extremely confused.

Road: Lero? You bitch! Well I'm also sleeping with your Golem Timcampy!

Allen: Oh that golem doesn't belong to you!

LOL! HOPE U LIKE!

I was serious when I told u i got inspired by A dgm crack video. some of u probably do know which one I'm talking about and are probably laughing your asses off XD.