Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Bleh. Just rub it in why don'tcha.

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Smack, Smack, POP!

Smack.

Smack.

Pop!

Smack.

Pop!

Hey, what kind of gum is that?

Smack.

Blue Raspberry. Why? Want some?

Yeah actually.

'Kay I think I have another stick here somewhere . . .

Shuffle

Lean in

Mmrph!

WTF.

Moan.

Gasp.

Smack.

Smack.

Pop!

Mm cool flavor, thanks teme!

W-wait goddamn it Naruto! Give me back my gum!

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A/N: yes I know I'm just so lame like that, that I'd upload something so small and stupid lol . . . hope you enjoyed it though! XP

I'll be updating more soon . . . sorry for leaving you folks hanging for like . . . two freaking years lol:gets rotten veggies thrown at her: o.0;;

-Aoi