Sorry I couldn't think of a better title.

Dedicated to- Gopher and Crona fans

Genres- there might be romance; I am unsure whether or not to add romance, so it is humor at the moment.

Characters- Gopher (Duh) Crona (Double Duh) Noah Maka Black*Star Kid Soul Tsubaki Liz Patty and others who I will not name.

Also this never happened in the anime I think, I don't think Gopher was abandoned by Noah at least.

Summary

After a fight against Gopher after he is abandoned by Noah, Crona realizes how much they have in common. Crona tries to help Gopher move on. Now Gopher is treating Crona like Noah.

Crona

"Wing Bullet!!!!" Gopher screamed at us, as the small bullet-like projectiles fired at us. "Crona! Dodge!" Maka yelled at me as she and Death-Scythe Soul jumped away, the black blood was giving me wings at the moment so I dodged by air. "NOAH-SAMA! WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME!!!" Gopher screamed as he continued to attack us. He then fell to his knees. Something clicked, I understood what was going on with him. Maka got ready to attack him and was about to but I stopped her by blocking the attack with Ragnarok before she could charge. "Ragnarok…" I mumbled and he disappeared back inside of me.

I hesitantly walked up to Gopher and when I was close enough put a hand on his shoulder. "Y-y-you miss h-him…..d-d-don't you." I mumbled to him and saw the pain in Gophers eyes as he nodded his head. "Why couldn't he add me to his collection?" Gopher wailed. I felt tears running down my cheek. "My mother never loved me, she just ruined my life by turning me into a weapon." I mumbled and grabbed him by both shoulders and made him stand up.

I k-k-know what you n-n-need, and how to ch-cheer you up" I mumbled. "To Mr. Corner!" I said and dragged him to a corner. I crouched down in it, my knees to my chest. "l-l-let Noah go, y-y-y-you d-d-d-deserve better t-t-t-then him." I said as Gopher mimicked what I did and started crying. Soon we were both crying. "Eh?" Maka said confused as Soul –now out of scythe form- shrugged. "Let them be, it seems Crona has a handle on it.

If….if y-y-y-you a-a-are e-e-ever sad a-a-again, g-g-go h-h-h-huddle in a Mr. Corner." I started. "B-b-b-but n-n-n-not when p-p-people are a-a-around, that w-w-w-will make it worse." I explained to Gopher as we left and handed him a hankie to dry his tears. "A-a-and remember, Y-y-you d-d-deserve b-b-b-better then Noah, k-keep t-that in mind." I finished "Thank you…" Gopher mumbled as we left.

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"Crona-sama, w…wake up please, it is morning and you will be late for class, I made you breakfast two. Crona-sama, wake up." That was how my morning started the next morning. I knew that Ragnarok was still asleep so I couldn't be him, and I didn't know anyone who called me Crona-sama. I slowly opened an eye and saw a blacked haired person with eyes similar to Kid, though they were black, and I couldn't find any pupils. Now, who did I know who looked like that? Since my brain had yet to fully wake up it took a little bit while I laid there, one blue eye open staring at the young man leaning over the bed looking at me. I jumped a foot out of bed at the realization of who it was, now that got my brain awake. "G-G-Gopher!" I said startled and falling off the bed hitting my head on the floor. There was a loud THUNK.

"Crona-sama!" Gopher said rushing to my side, I was honestly surprised that Ragnarok wasn't awake by now after what had happened. As he helped me up after a stream of questions as to if I was alright- which I kept saying I was- he had me sit on my bed side. At closer examination I saw he was wearing a white frilly apron over his normal outfit. He walked to my desk and picked up a tray that had waffles on it. "Good morning Crona-sama." He said and put the tray on my lap. "did you have a nice sleep? Do you like the waffles?" He added after I took a bite. I nodded saying yes to both questions.

"So…" I said after finishing the waffles. "Why are you here?" I asked and he smiled. "You said I deserved better then Noah-teme (A/N- I think that means bastard) so you are taking Noah-temes place." He said I nearly choked on my glass of orange juice. So… I was now in charge of Gopher, object of his affection, thing he was obsessed about… right now I cant decide between running away and locking myself in the book of Eibon, or just plain suicide…. Decisions, decisions.

I know this was short, but it was like a prologue, to just get you guys to understand the whole thing, the other chapters will be longer, I promise.

Well, Crona is now the new Noah in Gophers eyes… poor kid, well at least he wont treat Gopher like Noah did….. I think….

Thanks for reading.