Okay ever buddy, I was up reading some harry/draco slashes and it just bugs me how there is that one plotline that gets used over and over and over and freakin over again! You know, the one where Harry and Draco suddenly realize their feelings for eachother for no particular reason and then get together? Yeah. So I decided to make a parody of that. Hence, my fic.
Outline of a Harry/Draco Slash
The Realization
As Draco Malfoy crossed the barrier onto platform nine and three quarters, his grey eyes met a pair of bright green ones.
:Wow. Harry is so hott! I wonder why I never saw it before?:
Harry Potter looked around for his two friends Hermione and Ron when he caught sight of a familiar blonde.
/Oh my god! Did Draco get hotter over the summer or WHAT?!/
First Confrontation
On the train, Harry and Ron were talking about quidditch and Hermione was reading a huge book on who-knows-what, when all of a sudden their compartment door opened. "So, if it isn't the Potty, Weasel, and Mudblood. Back again, Weasel? I'm surprised you're parents haven't gone broke yet paying for your books!"
"Bugger off Malfoy you git!" Ron snarled.
"And if I don't?"
"I'll.." Ron started.
"You'll what? Curse me? Ha! You'd need Potter over there to protect you from anything I sent your way." Draco sneered.
"Go away, Draco." Harry said calmly. Their gazes met each other's for just a second, but in that second, they saw something flicker behind the other's eyes, something that they couldn't quite decipher, but had nothing to do with rivalry or hate.
"Hn." And with that, Draco turned and walked out of the compartment.
"What a git! He didn't even say anything back to you Harry!" Ron went on for quite some time after that about what a big loser Malfoy was and didn't stop until they were ten minutes away from the school.
The Unspoken Communication
As all of the students sat down, the first years filed in after Professor McGonagall. She placed the tattered old sorting hat on its stool and the sorting began. When the last student had been sorted, (Todd Weisman, Ravenclaw) Dumbledore got up and made his little speech thingy. Harry wasn't really paying attention. His thoughts were back with the Hogwarts Express and what had gone on in the compartment. He was surprised at Draco's lack of animosity toward him and was frustrated that he couldn't figure out what that twinkle in his eyes was.
Across the Great Hall, Draco was having the same dilemma. :Why did I let down back there? What kept me from insulting him? Why did he look at me like that? Why do I have these feelings for him??!!:
Then, food popped up on all the plates around him and he stopped worrying for a moment and got some food before Crabbe and Goyle took it all.
The feast was almost over and Draco was bored to tears. He stole a glance over at the Gryffindor table and was shocked to find green eyes staring back at him. He felt his stomach do a little flip and realized he needed to sort his feelings for this boy out. He rose from the table and started to walk out of the Great Hall, relieved to see that Harry was doing the same. He started walking down a hall way to find an empty classroom and heard footsteps not far behind him. He found a deserted room and stepped in, leaving the door open a crack behind him. A few seconds later, the door opened, revealing a raven haired boy with a lighting bolt scar on his forhead.
Second Confrontation
"What do you want, Malfoy?" Harry asked quietly.
:This is it!: Draco thought to himself. :This is my chance to tell him how I feel!:
Draco took a deep breath and said, "Harry, I'm in love with you."
The room was dark, so he couldn't see the other's reaction, but he stopped worrying about two and a half seconds after his confession when he felt warm lips pressed against his.
The Truth is Revealed
When they finally came up for air, "Wow" was all Harry could say.
"So, does that mean you feel the same?" Draco asked hopefully.
"Hell yeah it does." And with that, they dived back into eachother's mouths. (AN: or something like that)
Screw Like Bunnies! (In the more graphic fics...)
....(AN: yeah, yall know what's goin down here. Moving on!)
They Get Together
"So, Harry," Draco said, after catching his breath, "Do you wanna be my boyfriend?" He asked.
"Only if you'll be mine!" Draco smiled and Harry leaned over and kissed him on the nose.
"Good."
And with that, they fell asleep in eachother's arms.
I might do a sequel. I dunno. It depends what you people thought of this. Once again, this is not ment to be original! It is a parody of an extremely overused plotline!!!!!! DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING BUT HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. Otay. By the way, yes I am aware of the horrendous grammar and total unoriginality of the sample fic. Trust me, it hurts to write it. I feel like throwing up. Arg! So over used!!!!! Hm, I think i'll write a good, quality h/d next time. This is just killing me. But I got the idea, so I'm sticking with it. So in keeping with the extremely overused story outline, I guess I have to say REVIEW!!!!!!!!
Outline of a Harry/Draco Slash
The Realization
As Draco Malfoy crossed the barrier onto platform nine and three quarters, his grey eyes met a pair of bright green ones.
:Wow. Harry is so hott! I wonder why I never saw it before?:
Harry Potter looked around for his two friends Hermione and Ron when he caught sight of a familiar blonde.
/Oh my god! Did Draco get hotter over the summer or WHAT?!/
First Confrontation
On the train, Harry and Ron were talking about quidditch and Hermione was reading a huge book on who-knows-what, when all of a sudden their compartment door opened. "So, if it isn't the Potty, Weasel, and Mudblood. Back again, Weasel? I'm surprised you're parents haven't gone broke yet paying for your books!"
"Bugger off Malfoy you git!" Ron snarled.
"And if I don't?"
"I'll.." Ron started.
"You'll what? Curse me? Ha! You'd need Potter over there to protect you from anything I sent your way." Draco sneered.
"Go away, Draco." Harry said calmly. Their gazes met each other's for just a second, but in that second, they saw something flicker behind the other's eyes, something that they couldn't quite decipher, but had nothing to do with rivalry or hate.
"Hn." And with that, Draco turned and walked out of the compartment.
"What a git! He didn't even say anything back to you Harry!" Ron went on for quite some time after that about what a big loser Malfoy was and didn't stop until they were ten minutes away from the school.
The Unspoken Communication
As all of the students sat down, the first years filed in after Professor McGonagall. She placed the tattered old sorting hat on its stool and the sorting began. When the last student had been sorted, (Todd Weisman, Ravenclaw) Dumbledore got up and made his little speech thingy. Harry wasn't really paying attention. His thoughts were back with the Hogwarts Express and what had gone on in the compartment. He was surprised at Draco's lack of animosity toward him and was frustrated that he couldn't figure out what that twinkle in his eyes was.
Across the Great Hall, Draco was having the same dilemma. :Why did I let down back there? What kept me from insulting him? Why did he look at me like that? Why do I have these feelings for him??!!:
Then, food popped up on all the plates around him and he stopped worrying for a moment and got some food before Crabbe and Goyle took it all.
The feast was almost over and Draco was bored to tears. He stole a glance over at the Gryffindor table and was shocked to find green eyes staring back at him. He felt his stomach do a little flip and realized he needed to sort his feelings for this boy out. He rose from the table and started to walk out of the Great Hall, relieved to see that Harry was doing the same. He started walking down a hall way to find an empty classroom and heard footsteps not far behind him. He found a deserted room and stepped in, leaving the door open a crack behind him. A few seconds later, the door opened, revealing a raven haired boy with a lighting bolt scar on his forhead.
Second Confrontation
"What do you want, Malfoy?" Harry asked quietly.
:This is it!: Draco thought to himself. :This is my chance to tell him how I feel!:
Draco took a deep breath and said, "Harry, I'm in love with you."
The room was dark, so he couldn't see the other's reaction, but he stopped worrying about two and a half seconds after his confession when he felt warm lips pressed against his.
The Truth is Revealed
When they finally came up for air, "Wow" was all Harry could say.
"So, does that mean you feel the same?" Draco asked hopefully.
"Hell yeah it does." And with that, they dived back into eachother's mouths. (AN: or something like that)
Screw Like Bunnies! (In the more graphic fics...)
....(AN: yeah, yall know what's goin down here. Moving on!)
They Get Together
"So, Harry," Draco said, after catching his breath, "Do you wanna be my boyfriend?" He asked.
"Only if you'll be mine!" Draco smiled and Harry leaned over and kissed him on the nose.
"Good."
And with that, they fell asleep in eachother's arms.
I might do a sequel. I dunno. It depends what you people thought of this. Once again, this is not ment to be original! It is a parody of an extremely overused plotline!!!!!! DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING BUT HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. Otay. By the way, yes I am aware of the horrendous grammar and total unoriginality of the sample fic. Trust me, it hurts to write it. I feel like throwing up. Arg! So over used!!!!! Hm, I think i'll write a good, quality h/d next time. This is just killing me. But I got the idea, so I'm sticking with it. So in keeping with the extremely overused story outline, I guess I have to say REVIEW!!!!!!!!