A/N: Thank you Rachy-poo, hellhound50, Dark Fairy, Jessica Halliwell Potter, sam, HP6Luver, and summersgirl2526 for the review. I don't know if I will get any thing other then one-shots up right now because all my long stories really suck…I mean really, really suck. They really have no plot or anything. It is a tad annoying…other than that I'll live. I am starting a story on called Lupin's Sister so I may put it over here, but I may not. I depends on how I feel. And it depends if you guys really want to read it. Oh, I don't own Harry Potter…just the ideas here.
20 MORE Ways To Annoy, Freak Out, and Anger Voldemort
1) Say, "Hey Voldie" until he asks what and then say "Nothing."
2) Carry around a Harry Plushie…
3) Or a Dumbledore Plushie…
4) Or a plushie of him.
5) Scream at the top of your lungs "I LOVE VOLDEMORT," when he is right beside you.
6) Make him do the Macarana.
7) Paint his nails…when he is sleeping.
8) Steal is clothes and make the only thing he can wear a pink cloak, or anything thing else…
9) Or a pink dress…with bows.
10) Poke him until he glares at you…
11) Then ask him what he is looking at.
12) Stare at him…
13) And when he ask what you are staring at tell he has something on his face…
14) Or say "Nothing."
15) Dress up as Harry for Halloween
16) Dress up as Dumbledore for Halloween
17) Dress up as him for Halloween
18) Glomp him
19) Ask him why he hasn't killed Harry yet
20) Attack him with Harry Potter and Dumbledore Plushies.
Rica: Muwahahahahahahahahaha/coughs voilently/ Yeah...
Voldemort:/sobs/ Rica you are so mean.
Rica: snorts And your suppose to be the Dark Lord.
Voldemort: That's it! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
Rica:/dies/comes back/ You can't kill me Voldemont!!! I AM THE WRITER!!!!
Harry: As long as you don't become another Dark Lord. I don't need to fight another one.
Rica: Okay, Harry.
Voldemort: POTTER!!! DIE NOW!!!
Rica: ENOUGH!!! NO KILLING!!!! It's like taking care of children.