Luigi: MD
A Mario Bros. Fan Fiction
Luigi sat at his office with his mustache curled like a frenchmen. "Today I will cure the pateints!"
Right as these words rolled off of his TONGUE, in came a koopa war hero named koopicus. Koopicus had a stomach of a god, and ate one too.
"Luigi", kopicus pleaded: "I have been stricken with illness! Halp me!"
"what do you think you have?", Luigi ejaculated.
Koopicus suddenly fell to the floor and died.
"It's not lupis." luigi spoke through his butthole. The squeeks echoed across the floor, bouncing the soundwaves off of koopicus's cold dead shell.
That night Luigis had turtle stew. It was hideously over cooked since luigi lit koopicus on fire and drank him through a straw. He tasted much like the goomba luigi once hit while automobubbling around the town.
Luigiz realized the next day that he was stricken with food poinsoning, a fpoisoning only mushrooms could cure so he called up princess peach and tripped with that bitch til sunup. He then he vomited.
"ALAS" luigis ejaculated even futher than before.
"My mushrooms are made of peopel!"
..to be continued.