Love Sick Helga
Hey look it's love sick Helga Geraldine Pataki
She has a shrine of her adorable football head Arnold
It's hidden in her closet in her room
It's something she preaches to everyday
Will she ever confess her feelings to everyone's favorite football head
But for now she'll be mean to him
And when he's not even looking
She'll pull out her heart shaped picture of her precious football head
And say nice things about him and how much she loves him