Shiro Shinobi: "Previously, on Happy Halloween..."

[Epic song in Etruscan plays]

Leo: "Haw haw haw it is the Dia de los muertos and thou shall all DIE!"

Manolo: "And then you will be worshipped and loved!"

Coraline: "You are disgusting!"

Bayonetta: ""Yes, how dare you turn this sacred holiday into a shitty pagan inspired nonses!?""

Arthur: "I'm a ghost!"

Trevor Belmont: "And I'm pregnant!"

Hilda: "Thou fools, you shall all DIE!"

Draco Malfoy: "There Is Lemon Dying."

Guts [to Goofy]: "My love!"

Cat Noir [to Victor Paul Gitano]: "Fuck me like you fuck your french children!"

Chica: "#PizzaGateToHappiness"

Mister Sinister: "Omg lets have a group cutting session!"

Paulie: "Existence moves in patterns I so desire. You are all in my hands, now."

[End flashback]

Our heroes fought the evil mexican Dia de los Muertos cultists. They matched them at every blow, at every strike, at every scrap, at every rape. A battle raged for five thousand years, blood having long drenched the land into a foul swamp. But they did not get any closer, to winning or losing. Dead rose, zombies fell, yet the struggle was far from over.

So they settled into a dance competition instead.

"But who is going to arbiter, uh?" said Meesh suspiciously.

"True, bias is a very serious problem" nodded Leo wisely.

So the three did a mexican spell to Xolotl, and the mascots from Five Nights At Freddy's returned, as did Devil Panda Holy God, Kubo and Kylo Wren!

"That's not fair!" said Coraline, snot falling on Coco's face.

"You will so loose now!" said Panda evilly and rapistly, but Kayla shoved tortillas up his nose and killed him again.

"Now, let us begin!" said Golden Freddy as he rubbed his oily, gangrenous penis on Manolo's panties.

Manolo was first, and put on a lovely dress and danced the marimba. But the black oil gave him genital warts, so he scraped his genitalia, leaving a black red hole full of blood as his penis and testicles were reduced to purplish straps of pus-infused bloody meat. This made him slip and fall on his face.

"0/10" said Bonnie

"3/10" said Freddy

"-9/10" said Chica, "#PizzaGateInYourTummy."

"10/10" said Foxy, who was staring at Meesh's lovely ass.

"4/10" said Golden Freddy.

"いち/じゅう" said Kubo boredly.

"2/10" said Kylo Wrecked.

"So the score is overwhelmingly negative" said Cat, "That means you DIE!"

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Manolo, but it was too latte, a door to deepest Hell opened and he was raped by elephant demons with eye barbed cocklets for all eternal history.

"Now its your turn, Bayonetta" said Freddy evilly and lustfully.

Bayonetta smirked, and performed all dances of Heaven and Hell with exquisite macarena side dishes. Everyone upvoted 10/10 except Kubo who was jealous, so he died instead and was raped by dolphin demons of despise.

"We lost two of our own!" cried Leo criedly.

"Now you can no longer win!" said Jack who pointed his finger heroically.

"For glory!" shouted Caroline.

"For justice!" shouted Jack.

"For love!" shouted Sally.

"For fortitude!" shouted Mayor.

"For prudence!" shouted Jeanne.

"For righteousness!" shouted Cereza.

"For truth!" shouted the cat.

"For compassion!" shouted Meesh.

"In name of the Moon, may these ignanimous ignobile ignorant idiots be sent to HELL!" shouted Norman, and his eyes glowed pure pink.

"Noooo!" the evil ones cried but it was too latte, evil tentacles sent them to the Fields of Elysium where they would be raped by Greek Heroes for beyond all history into futures unknown, boys and girls!

And so Halloween was restored, and they did trick or treating worth for two years (geddit). But every shadow has a light, and from Heaven descended an evil being, the sun shining that purged all shadows.

"Next time, Haloowieners, next tiem!" she cackled evilly

It was...MAMA ODIE!