Today was my day off. I got up around 9 am, took a shower, put on some clean pajamas, and threw in one of my old Buffy DVD's. I had just sat down with my bowl of ramen when my phone rang. It was my best friend Kylie.
"Hey, Ky." I said
"Hey, Stormy. You will never guess what I just got from Jason!" She says cheerily.
"Judging by how happy you are this early, I would say an orgasm?" I said with a smirk.
"No. Well, yes, but that's not what I called to tell you about." She said giggling.
"Then what's up?"
"He got two tickets to a One Direction concert!" She squealed loudly.
I think I just went deaf.
"That's interesting, considering he likes One Direction about as much as vampires like the sun."
"I know! I'm just as surprised as you are. But not for me the furrow brow. I also called to tell you that the concert is on Saturday so I won't be able to come over for our girl's night." She said sheepishly.
"First, your Buffy reference is noted and appreciated. Second, it's totally fine. I know how much you love One Dick." I said, chuckling at my own joke.
"Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Stormy! Look I've gotta go. Love you, bye!"
"Love you, too, Ky."
I put down the phone and started to eat my ramen, just as Buffy- Bot was talking to Willow on the screen.
"You're my best friend. You're recently gay" Said Buffy – Bot.
I chuckled at Willow's expression.
"God, I wish I could live in the Buffyverse." I sighed.
A sinister voice whispered right next to my ear.
"DONE!"
