ForgottenWolf: ^_^ Hello, this is my first try at comedy. Odd isn't it, that'd I'd try it with Silent Hill?
Morte: Well… it is you
FW: Quiet you. Now all I need is a protagonist…
Morte: O.O *runs*
FW: Get back here, you coward of a demon.
Morte: -___-'
FW: Since you volunteered, you can be the protagonist ^___________^
Morte: WHAT? Why me?
FW: Because… this is based off my comic, you know, the one where me and my two friends go into Silent Hill
Morte: But, but, but…
FW: You've got no choice, and no demon powers. Off you go!
Morte: *still "butting"*
FW: Before I forget, I do not own Silent Hill nor its characters. They belong to Konami. But I do own this moron *points at Morte*
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Note: Some of the characters will look different in appearance ^_^ enjoy!
::Narrative::
Name: Spoken words *actions* ~thoughts~
~
::Morte is standing in a bathroom, looking in a mirror::
Morte: Why am I here? Why am I in this godforsaken town? Why am I in the women's bathroom? O_o
::He walks out of the bathroom and goes to his car::
Morte: *looking at the view* How the hell did I get a letter from my dead wife? I don't have one… I'm not even married! Well, since my car doesn't work I'll just walk the rest of the way.
::So he starts walking until he hears some weird noises::
Morte: O_o? Huh?
*looks out into mist*
Morte: OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay…… *keeps walking*
Random creature: GRROOOOOOOWWWLL!
Morte: O.O I'll be going now… *runs*
::And so he ran all the way until he met a fence… in a very personal way::
Morte: OW!! *rubs nose* *opens fence and walks in*
A cemetery? Hmm, well… seems to be no other way.
::So he walks in and finds a woman walking around the graves… She seems to be in her 'teens. She has light brown hair and bluish eyes, she seems to be searching for something::
Morte: Excuse me…. um, may I ask you a –
Woman: Momma? No, you're not my momma…
Morte: Momma? Wtf are you talking are you talking about, woman?
Woman: My name's Angela. I'm looking for my momma…
Morte: Is she dead?
Angela: No, she's not. I just thought she'd be here. My father and brother are here too, but I can't find them.
Morte: O_O You're weird…
Angela: THANK YOU ^__________________^
Morte: Back to what I was asking… Am I going the right way to get Silent Hill?
Angela: Yeah, just take that road… why are you going to Silent Hill?
Morte: Uhh…. Just trying to find whoever sent me this letter… -_- Lemme guess… you're trying to find "Your mamma?"
Angela: O.O How'd you know???
Morte: -_-' I'm just a good guesser *walks away*
::Eventually Morte gets to the actual town of Silent Hill::
Morte: Am I there yet? No… Am I there yet? No… *walks into town* Am I there yet? YES!!!
*sees shadowy figure in mist*
Morte: O_o? I wonder what that is…. My common sense tells me I shouldn't go after it. But I am in a world based on a video game, so I shouldn't listen to my common sense meaning I should follow said shadowy figure. @_@ Too confusing, I'll just go after the damn thing
::So going against his best judgment, Morte followed the thing::
Morte: Waaaaaaaaaaiit uuuuuuuuuuup….. *mumbles* stupid thing, why'd I decide to follow it?
*comes to a construction site and hears static coming from inside*
Morte: Huh? (A/N: He says that a lot doesn't he?) Is that a radio?
*steps in* *looks around and picks up radio* *shakes radio*
Morte: Stupid thing, why don't you work right?
Creature: groan…
Morte: O.O wtf is that?
*sees the shadowy figure and sees that it's actually a zombie-like creature*
Morte: You're kidding me, right? I've seen scarier things in my food
Zombie: *barfs on Morte*
Morte: -_- … You're so dead you motherfu-
Zombie: *barfs on Morte again*
Morte: -_-;; THAT'S IT!!!
::Morte proceeded to grab a nearby wooden plank, with a nail trough it ooooo, and beat the shit out of the zombie until nothing remained::
Morte: ^_^ all done
*walks out of construction site and hears the radio go all static-y again*
Morte: *looks at radio while tilting head* Huh? Radio? What the hell is wrong with this damn radio?
*radio starts playing evil music from hell… BRITNEY SPEARS*
Morte: 0.0 OMGWTFH is this crap?!
*throws radio down and proceeds to step on it repeatedly*
Morte: Die… you… stupid radio… from hell!!!!
*radio stops making evil sounds*
Morte: Good, now be a good little radio and only warn me of monsters when they appear. ~I think I'll name those zombie-like creatures… BOB!~
Radio: *sweat drop* (A/N: If a radio can sweat drop O_o)
Morte: Haha… or maybe I'll call them "Patient Demons"
::Morte then wandered around until he came to Neely's Bar::
Morte: Wow, I don't really drink much, but I could use one right about now…
*goes inside*
Morte: *looking around* There's not much here, is there?
*notices wall*
Morte: *reading* "There was a HOLE here… it's gone now" O_o? Odd… why would somebody put that there? *smiling* I'll fix that…
*casts spell that makes a really big HOLE appear*
Morte: ^__^ *writing* "There was a HOLE hear… it's still here" Well, that's enough fun for now…
*sees map on bar*
Morte: Yoink… *takes map* Let's see here… There's an odd little mark here, hmm… I think I'll check that out.
::Following his idea, Morte then goes to where the weird little mark is::
Morte: *walking* This is taking too long, where the hell am I? *checks map* Hey, according to this I should be nearly there, all I have to do i-
*sees dead body*
Morte: Oh. There doesn't seem to be anything weird here. *sees key* Hmm? Shiny! *grabs key*
Morte: Key, wonder what it's for.
::Suddenly, Morte knew what the key was for::
Morte: It's for the Woodside Apartments! Wait, how'd I know that O_o? Oh well…
::So then Morte goes to the Woodside Apartments::
Morte: Hmm… Wonder if there's a map for this place… *sees map* lucky me…
*grabs map and walks up stairs*
Morte: Damn it's too dark for even me to see, and I'm a demon…
*radio goes off*
Morte: Huh?
::Patient Demon appears::
Patient Demon: groan…
Morte: DIE!!! *kills Patient Demon*
Patient Demon: grrrooannn….. *dies*
Morte: Good little Patient Demon ^_____^
ForgottenWolf: Well, I guess that's enough for one day… what do you think Morte?
Morte: *panting* Why… me… why not… Mara?
FW: ^_^ Because you're my favorite, you were my first OC
Morte: *sarcastically* Oh I'm so happy…
FW: Good ^__^
Morte: But….
Mara: That was your one chance you, know…
Morte: Damn…
Morte: Well… it is you
FW: Quiet you. Now all I need is a protagonist…
Morte: O.O *runs*
FW: Get back here, you coward of a demon.
Morte: -___-'
FW: Since you volunteered, you can be the protagonist ^___________^
Morte: WHAT? Why me?
FW: Because… this is based off my comic, you know, the one where me and my two friends go into Silent Hill
Morte: But, but, but…
FW: You've got no choice, and no demon powers. Off you go!
Morte: *still "butting"*
FW: Before I forget, I do not own Silent Hill nor its characters. They belong to Konami. But I do own this moron *points at Morte*
~~~
Note: Some of the characters will look different in appearance ^_^ enjoy!
::Narrative::
Name: Spoken words *actions* ~thoughts~
~
::Morte is standing in a bathroom, looking in a mirror::
Morte: Why am I here? Why am I in this godforsaken town? Why am I in the women's bathroom? O_o
::He walks out of the bathroom and goes to his car::
Morte: *looking at the view* How the hell did I get a letter from my dead wife? I don't have one… I'm not even married! Well, since my car doesn't work I'll just walk the rest of the way.
::So he starts walking until he hears some weird noises::
Morte: O_o? Huh?
*looks out into mist*
Morte: OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay…… *keeps walking*
Random creature: GRROOOOOOOWWWLL!
Morte: O.O I'll be going now… *runs*
::And so he ran all the way until he met a fence… in a very personal way::
Morte: OW!! *rubs nose* *opens fence and walks in*
A cemetery? Hmm, well… seems to be no other way.
::So he walks in and finds a woman walking around the graves… She seems to be in her 'teens. She has light brown hair and bluish eyes, she seems to be searching for something::
Morte: Excuse me…. um, may I ask you a –
Woman: Momma? No, you're not my momma…
Morte: Momma? Wtf are you talking are you talking about, woman?
Woman: My name's Angela. I'm looking for my momma…
Morte: Is she dead?
Angela: No, she's not. I just thought she'd be here. My father and brother are here too, but I can't find them.
Morte: O_O You're weird…
Angela: THANK YOU ^__________________^
Morte: Back to what I was asking… Am I going the right way to get Silent Hill?
Angela: Yeah, just take that road… why are you going to Silent Hill?
Morte: Uhh…. Just trying to find whoever sent me this letter… -_- Lemme guess… you're trying to find "Your mamma?"
Angela: O.O How'd you know???
Morte: -_-' I'm just a good guesser *walks away*
::Eventually Morte gets to the actual town of Silent Hill::
Morte: Am I there yet? No… Am I there yet? No… *walks into town* Am I there yet? YES!!!
*sees shadowy figure in mist*
Morte: O_o? I wonder what that is…. My common sense tells me I shouldn't go after it. But I am in a world based on a video game, so I shouldn't listen to my common sense meaning I should follow said shadowy figure. @_@ Too confusing, I'll just go after the damn thing
::So going against his best judgment, Morte followed the thing::
Morte: Waaaaaaaaaaiit uuuuuuuuuuup….. *mumbles* stupid thing, why'd I decide to follow it?
*comes to a construction site and hears static coming from inside*
Morte: Huh? (A/N: He says that a lot doesn't he?) Is that a radio?
*steps in* *looks around and picks up radio* *shakes radio*
Morte: Stupid thing, why don't you work right?
Creature: groan…
Morte: O.O wtf is that?
*sees the shadowy figure and sees that it's actually a zombie-like creature*
Morte: You're kidding me, right? I've seen scarier things in my food
Zombie: *barfs on Morte*
Morte: -_- … You're so dead you motherfu-
Zombie: *barfs on Morte again*
Morte: -_-;; THAT'S IT!!!
::Morte proceeded to grab a nearby wooden plank, with a nail trough it ooooo, and beat the shit out of the zombie until nothing remained::
Morte: ^_^ all done
*walks out of construction site and hears the radio go all static-y again*
Morte: *looks at radio while tilting head* Huh? Radio? What the hell is wrong with this damn radio?
*radio starts playing evil music from hell… BRITNEY SPEARS*
Morte: 0.0 OMGWTFH is this crap?!
*throws radio down and proceeds to step on it repeatedly*
Morte: Die… you… stupid radio… from hell!!!!
*radio stops making evil sounds*
Morte: Good, now be a good little radio and only warn me of monsters when they appear. ~I think I'll name those zombie-like creatures… BOB!~
Radio: *sweat drop* (A/N: If a radio can sweat drop O_o)
Morte: Haha… or maybe I'll call them "Patient Demons"
::Morte then wandered around until he came to Neely's Bar::
Morte: Wow, I don't really drink much, but I could use one right about now…
*goes inside*
Morte: *looking around* There's not much here, is there?
*notices wall*
Morte: *reading* "There was a HOLE here… it's gone now" O_o? Odd… why would somebody put that there? *smiling* I'll fix that…
*casts spell that makes a really big HOLE appear*
Morte: ^__^ *writing* "There was a HOLE hear… it's still here" Well, that's enough fun for now…
*sees map on bar*
Morte: Yoink… *takes map* Let's see here… There's an odd little mark here, hmm… I think I'll check that out.
::Following his idea, Morte then goes to where the weird little mark is::
Morte: *walking* This is taking too long, where the hell am I? *checks map* Hey, according to this I should be nearly there, all I have to do i-
*sees dead body*
Morte: Oh. There doesn't seem to be anything weird here. *sees key* Hmm? Shiny! *grabs key*
Morte: Key, wonder what it's for.
::Suddenly, Morte knew what the key was for::
Morte: It's for the Woodside Apartments! Wait, how'd I know that O_o? Oh well…
::So then Morte goes to the Woodside Apartments::
Morte: Hmm… Wonder if there's a map for this place… *sees map* lucky me…
*grabs map and walks up stairs*
Morte: Damn it's too dark for even me to see, and I'm a demon…
*radio goes off*
Morte: Huh?
::Patient Demon appears::
Patient Demon: groan…
Morte: DIE!!! *kills Patient Demon*
Patient Demon: grrrooannn….. *dies*
Morte: Good little Patient Demon ^_____^
ForgottenWolf: Well, I guess that's enough for one day… what do you think Morte?
Morte: *panting* Why… me… why not… Mara?
FW: ^_^ Because you're my favorite, you were my first OC
Morte: *sarcastically* Oh I'm so happy…
FW: Good ^__^
Morte: But….
Mara: That was your one chance you, know…
Morte: Damn…