Okay, so originally, this was going to be a funny one-shot, but it is now a quick lemon multi-chap! Here's the first chapter!

"Is this really a necessary topic of discussion?" Frank asked, scratching his neck uncomfortably. He was currently sitting with Jason, Percy, and Leo in the front room of Jason's villa. The conversation had recently turned to the son of Mar's sex life.

"Aw, come on, man, you actually got laid! This is a cause for celebration!" Leo said, clapping Frank on the back. He flushed, looking down.

"Not really your business," he mumbled.

"Of course it's our business!" Percy said. "I mean, especially since you've been dating for, like, 3 years, and you are just now gettin' your frickle frackle on." Leo groaned in exasperation.

"I know. Why you guys waited so long, I don't know. I mean, Reyna and I first had sex the night of our 2-month anniversary." His eyes glazed over as he flashed back to that time. "It was awesome."

"Me and Piper first got it on a week or two after the war."

"Annabeth and I have been having sex since before Hera kidnapped me." The three smiled, looking at Frank. Frank blushed, looking down.

"Me and Hazel just wanted to wait until we were ready. And it just so happened that we weren't ready until now," he mumbled.

"And that's totally okay, man," Percy said, clapping him on the back.

"Oh my gods, guys, I forgot to tell you, Reyna is reading Fifty Shades of Grey," Leo said. Jason and Percy groaned in unison, smiling at each other and then Leo.

"Congrats, dude," Percy said. "You have just entered the world of absolutely unbelievable sex."

"When Pipes read it, she came home one day with handcuffs, a blindfold, a gag, and a bunch of other kinky stuff," Jason said.

"Annabeth and I actually did like, role play from one of the scenes in the book," Percy told them. "I don't think that I've ever had such great sex."

"One time I walked into our bedroom while Reyna was reading it, and I swear, she looked so damn sexy. She was biting her lip and her eyes were like, half-lidded, and her fingers were suspiciously near her lady parts. I wanted to bone her right there, right then. And so I did."

"TMI," Jason said, shivering slightly. "And did you say our bedroom? Are you guys living together?" Leo shrugged.

"Not officially. But I stay over at her place most nights. And a lot of my stuff is over there, like clothes and a toothbrush." His eyes widened. "And she wants us to go shopping this weekend. Do you think..?" Jason and Percy nodded vigorously.

"Definitely," they said together.

Yeah, so it's really short. But seriously, please review, it seriously makes my day and it really doesn't take a lot of effort! Thanks for reading!