Treebeard and Smeagol, a love story.
As Smeagol wandered aimlessly around Fangorn Forest, he felt lost and miserable. He wondered why he had never been in love before. Was he not handsome enough? Was he not worthy of some dashing gentlemen to sweep him off his feet?
He pondered these things while he roamed the forest. Suddenly in the clearing, he saw a tall tree walking. Wait, walking? How could this be? Smeagol wandered closer to the tree and was picked up by one of the tree's branches. Oh what passion Smeagol felt when the tree's bark rubbed against his gray stretched skin.
"Ho there, some call me Treebeard and I call you my new lover," this strange and wonderful tree said to Smeagol.
Smeagol blushed at Treebeard's words and wondered what wonderful future they would have together. " I'm Smeagol, precious."
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Back in Treebeards cave, Smeagol finished rubbing Treebeard's bark down with scented oil. How could an ugly wasted being love a tree so much? Smeagol wanted to spend forever in Treebeard's branches. He spent the rest of the afternoon preening over Treebeard.
Later that night Treebeard and Smeagol laid down for bed. " Let's be dirty, precious." Smeagol crooned.
"Ho there little one. Don't be hasty. Let's not be like common orcs now."
Smeagol climbed up Treebeard and kissed him lightly on the lips. A flush spread through Smeagol like nothing he had experienced. He felt on fire and ice cold at the same time. This was love surely. He wanted this to go on forever. Treebeard stroked his stringy hair and embraced him lovingly. Then the rest of the night things just got hotter. So hot, Treebeard feared for his bark catching on fire................
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The next day Treebeard and Smeagol exchanged wedding vows. It was truly true love.
And then Aragorn and Legolas got dirty in the back of Faramir's Chevy.
As Smeagol wandered aimlessly around Fangorn Forest, he felt lost and miserable. He wondered why he had never been in love before. Was he not handsome enough? Was he not worthy of some dashing gentlemen to sweep him off his feet?
He pondered these things while he roamed the forest. Suddenly in the clearing, he saw a tall tree walking. Wait, walking? How could this be? Smeagol wandered closer to the tree and was picked up by one of the tree's branches. Oh what passion Smeagol felt when the tree's bark rubbed against his gray stretched skin.
"Ho there, some call me Treebeard and I call you my new lover," this strange and wonderful tree said to Smeagol.
Smeagol blushed at Treebeard's words and wondered what wonderful future they would have together. " I'm Smeagol, precious."
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Back in Treebeards cave, Smeagol finished rubbing Treebeard's bark down with scented oil. How could an ugly wasted being love a tree so much? Smeagol wanted to spend forever in Treebeard's branches. He spent the rest of the afternoon preening over Treebeard.
Later that night Treebeard and Smeagol laid down for bed. " Let's be dirty, precious." Smeagol crooned.
"Ho there little one. Don't be hasty. Let's not be like common orcs now."
Smeagol climbed up Treebeard and kissed him lightly on the lips. A flush spread through Smeagol like nothing he had experienced. He felt on fire and ice cold at the same time. This was love surely. He wanted this to go on forever. Treebeard stroked his stringy hair and embraced him lovingly. Then the rest of the night things just got hotter. So hot, Treebeard feared for his bark catching on fire................
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The next day Treebeard and Smeagol exchanged wedding vows. It was truly true love.
And then Aragorn and Legolas got dirty in the back of Faramir's Chevy.