~AN: OK....this is another one of my crazy, sweet and weird fics....they usually suck so...hey!!!!
I hope u guys will like it cuz i am havin fun with writing it. OK...now...the Key:
- - =talking
" "= thinking
~Summary: Miroku is a cupid. Perverted cupid. He usually sucks at his job, his boss is mean, and...he is in love.
But he can't make someone in love with him. He has to win her heart, by being himself...But the girl isn't so easy to get.The worst thing is that she's his partner on the job...That girl is Sango.
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- You are late...again!- Miroku's boss announced in annoyed voice, glaring at him.
Miroku looked down, admiring his black converse and thinking of a good excuse. His hands started to sweat, so he whiped them on his black jeans.
His boss wasn't a nice guy. Miroku could get in trouble or even fired. He swallowed loudly and he looked at his red shirt that said "Why not". The shirt was kinda dirty and wet, and Miroku had already an idea how to take adventage of it.
- I over slept because, while i was sleeping my alarm clock fell and it broke. Then i was eating really fast and i spilled coffe all over me. i'm sorry boss it...
The truth was miroku's watch fell on the floor, bacause of the girl that...was with him that night was a clutz, and then when he was eating breakfast at the local restaurant, the girl spilled coffe on him, because he groped her.
- it was the last time- his boss interrupted him- blah, blah, blah. you're right. it was your last time, because from now on you are working with the partner.
- What???- Miroku almost yelled, but he calmed in few seconds.- i am doing a good job by myself!
- Oh, really- his boss stood up and walked over to the big cabnet, next to the door. he took out of it a thick, pink folder- this is your folder. Wonder why it's so thick? well it's because 345 couples that you shot with your arrow splitted up in less than 3 weeks after. they were sent by the relationship state. now what the hell were you thinking when you were shooting your arrows?- he asked him with raised eye brow.
- ekhm...Mr. Ratikimo i suppose i wasn't thinking.- Miroku said in a low voice.
- well, that's what i thought. and that's why i am assigning you a partner.- he took another pink folder and threw it on the desk.
- now... here's a succesfull person. 456 couples got married and 123 are going out. only 23 of them splitted up. you should look at her work Miroku!- he shook his head and started to walk towards the door- i am going on a break, i have a headache. look at the folder. you are suppose to meet sango kimara tomorrow at 10:00 am next to the room 04. don't be late- his last words sounded like a threat and miroku shivered. he shouldn't be messing with him.
he slowly looked at the table and picked up the picture of a beautifull girl.
"oh, this is gonna be hard"- he sighed and walked out of the room, slamming the door as hard as he could causing them to break.
********************************The next day************************************************************
Sango glanced at her watch impatiently. It was 10:03 am...It was unbelievable, too. She was doing him a favor and he was late.
- Errr...He is sooo gonna pay for this!!!!- she yelled out loud and kicked the door to room 04.
" Why is my life so miserable...I didn't do anything wrong, I make people happy, and what do I get?! A lame partner who is late and he can't do his job!!!"- she thought fiercly looking around. And there she saw him. Walking slowly, casually, just like he didn't care; but she could feel that he was deeply worried.
" Well...at least he's cute...What the...What is wrong with me! NO, no, no it was rethorical question...I don't wanna know"- she contemplated. She was mad, furious...her day was a totall disaster and it's only quarter after 10.
-Hi- she greeted the man with a ponytail. She straighten out her hand to shake his hand, but she was taken by surprise.
-Hello me lady- he bowed and kissed her hand. She shivered, it wasn't usual thing.
-Err...- she started, but then reminded of her anger, she yelled- You are late!!!! I was here for about 15 minutes! I am doin it, so you wouldn't loose your job! Thanks a lot!!- she turned around, but then with a feeling of guilt turned around again, and started off again.-I'm sorry, I just...had a bad day.- Sango sighed.
-So did I. Believe me talking to our boss isn't the nicest thing- she mumbled out under his breath.
Sango could feel he was worried. "Poor guy...I have to help him...But I heard he's a pervert...well he"- she was thinking but stopped when she felt his hand on her bottom.
-HENTAI!!!!!-she screamed and hit him. Then she just walked away."That stupid perv!!!"
Miroku was in a really akward situation. He was on the floor with a big bump on his forehead and he just messed things up with the only person in the universe who could help him.
"Why did I grope her???Damn it! Damn it! Damn it- she's soooo hot!"- he thought and stood up. He had to find Sango immidiately, the had work to do.
I hope u guys will like it cuz i am havin fun with writing it. OK...now...the Key:
- - =talking
" "= thinking
~Summary: Miroku is a cupid. Perverted cupid. He usually sucks at his job, his boss is mean, and...he is in love.
But he can't make someone in love with him. He has to win her heart, by being himself...But the girl isn't so easy to get.The worst thing is that she's his partner on the job...That girl is Sango.
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- You are late...again!- Miroku's boss announced in annoyed voice, glaring at him.
Miroku looked down, admiring his black converse and thinking of a good excuse. His hands started to sweat, so he whiped them on his black jeans.
His boss wasn't a nice guy. Miroku could get in trouble or even fired. He swallowed loudly and he looked at his red shirt that said "Why not". The shirt was kinda dirty and wet, and Miroku had already an idea how to take adventage of it.
- I over slept because, while i was sleeping my alarm clock fell and it broke. Then i was eating really fast and i spilled coffe all over me. i'm sorry boss it...
The truth was miroku's watch fell on the floor, bacause of the girl that...was with him that night was a clutz, and then when he was eating breakfast at the local restaurant, the girl spilled coffe on him, because he groped her.
- it was the last time- his boss interrupted him- blah, blah, blah. you're right. it was your last time, because from now on you are working with the partner.
- What???- Miroku almost yelled, but he calmed in few seconds.- i am doing a good job by myself!
- Oh, really- his boss stood up and walked over to the big cabnet, next to the door. he took out of it a thick, pink folder- this is your folder. Wonder why it's so thick? well it's because 345 couples that you shot with your arrow splitted up in less than 3 weeks after. they were sent by the relationship state. now what the hell were you thinking when you were shooting your arrows?- he asked him with raised eye brow.
- ekhm...Mr. Ratikimo i suppose i wasn't thinking.- Miroku said in a low voice.
- well, that's what i thought. and that's why i am assigning you a partner.- he took another pink folder and threw it on the desk.
- now... here's a succesfull person. 456 couples got married and 123 are going out. only 23 of them splitted up. you should look at her work Miroku!- he shook his head and started to walk towards the door- i am going on a break, i have a headache. look at the folder. you are suppose to meet sango kimara tomorrow at 10:00 am next to the room 04. don't be late- his last words sounded like a threat and miroku shivered. he shouldn't be messing with him.
he slowly looked at the table and picked up the picture of a beautifull girl.
"oh, this is gonna be hard"- he sighed and walked out of the room, slamming the door as hard as he could causing them to break.
********************************The next day************************************************************
Sango glanced at her watch impatiently. It was 10:03 am...It was unbelievable, too. She was doing him a favor and he was late.
- Errr...He is sooo gonna pay for this!!!!- she yelled out loud and kicked the door to room 04.
" Why is my life so miserable...I didn't do anything wrong, I make people happy, and what do I get?! A lame partner who is late and he can't do his job!!!"- she thought fiercly looking around. And there she saw him. Walking slowly, casually, just like he didn't care; but she could feel that he was deeply worried.
" Well...at least he's cute...What the...What is wrong with me! NO, no, no it was rethorical question...I don't wanna know"- she contemplated. She was mad, furious...her day was a totall disaster and it's only quarter after 10.
-Hi- she greeted the man with a ponytail. She straighten out her hand to shake his hand, but she was taken by surprise.
-Hello me lady- he bowed and kissed her hand. She shivered, it wasn't usual thing.
-Err...- she started, but then reminded of her anger, she yelled- You are late!!!! I was here for about 15 minutes! I am doin it, so you wouldn't loose your job! Thanks a lot!!- she turned around, but then with a feeling of guilt turned around again, and started off again.-I'm sorry, I just...had a bad day.- Sango sighed.
-So did I. Believe me talking to our boss isn't the nicest thing- she mumbled out under his breath.
Sango could feel he was worried. "Poor guy...I have to help him...But I heard he's a pervert...well he"- she was thinking but stopped when she felt his hand on her bottom.
-HENTAI!!!!!-she screamed and hit him. Then she just walked away."That stupid perv!!!"
Miroku was in a really akward situation. He was on the floor with a big bump on his forehead and he just messed things up with the only person in the universe who could help him.
"Why did I grope her???Damn it! Damn it! Damn it- she's soooo hot!"- he thought and stood up. He had to find Sango immidiately, the had work to do.