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Three Eds in the Woods
The Eds were scamming on a warm evening. They collected enough money to get three jawbreakers, but the Kankers came by, ruined the scam, and took the cash.
"Great!" said a bummed Eddy. "The Kankers had to come and ruin our day. I hate them."
"Look on the bright side, Eddy," said Double D. "Um...well...there really is no bright side to this." Eddy got on the ground and pounded his fists to the ground.
"Maybe a comic will cheer you up Eddy," said Ed. He pulled out a comic called "When Jawbreakers Attack", based on a movie. But Eddy took it out of his hands and ripped it up and ate it.
"Calm down Eddy," said Double D. "A comic book isn't considered an edible substince."
"A whatty what?" asked Eddy.
"Is the moon falling?" asked Ed. A white object was falling from the sky. It smashed Eddy on the head and gave him stars.
"Oh my," said Double D.
"It's a jawbreaker!" said Ed.
"It's mine!" yelled Eddy. Then the Eds went at it. They got in a big fighting clould. While they were fighting, the jawbreaker slipped away and started to head towards the woods. The Eds didn't notice though. Until Double D noticed.
"Hey, where'd it go?" asked Double D.
"It's heading towards the woods!" exclaimed Eddy. "I'm going after it." Eddy ran towards the woods and disappeared.
"But Eddy!" said Double D. "You'll get lost!"
"Let's go Sockhead!" said Ed. "I have no idea why I called you Sockhead." Ed laughed and grabbed Double D. Then he set off after Eddy. It was dusk and becoming really dark. It was hard for the Eds to see.
Ed eventually caught up with Eddy. "Here I is!" he said.
"Ed, you should take english class when school starts," said Double D.
"Where's that freakin' jawbreaker?" said a panicing Eddy. "I lost the jawbreaker and now we're lost in the dark woods where things will get us!" He dropped to the ground and fainted.
"Double D," said Ed, trembling with fear. "Do you think the evil bunion people will attack us and use our brains for juice boxes for their own pleasure and start laughing in our faces and calling us dumbbells!"
"Ed, I really have no idea what you said," replied Double D. "Can I just make one comment? BEAR!" A brown bear was in front of the Eds, looking very hungry.
That's the end of Chapter 1. I made it short just to leave you hanging.