Hm, so this is my second fic ever...wow im feeling slightly better about myself...NOT! XD I do not own bleach and never will and IF i did Ulquiorra would never have died! T.T
Falling in love is a wonderful thing.
When your young, you feel like you have all the time in the world to meet that special someone and share the rest of your life with your companion until the end of your days.
Wonderful, isn't it?
However, love can also be very complicated. You can't help who you fall in love even when said person's heart belongs to another.
Everyone knows what a love triangle is right? I mean, who hadn't heard of it already!
For those people who don't know what it is, it's when two different people love the same person.
Thus, creating a love triangle!
So in a love triangle, there can also be an unrequited love, sad huh? It's when you have special feelings for someone who probably can't share the same feelings towards you.
Doesn't that sucks? Your probably thinking love sucks now and will probably avoid it at all costs. So it can be a good thing, AND it can be a bad thing, but it can also be something that you didn't think it would be.
It can also be something very hilarious.
Love triangle? Talk about headache. Well, what about a love SQUARE? An never ending cycle of love.
Do you want to see a love square? A very funny, yet ROMANTIC love square?
Besides falling in love isn't a laughing matter. Especially, when the love square involves 4 very different people.
Those people:
Ulquiorra Schiffer
Orihime Inoue
Ichigo Kurosaki
And Rukia Kuchiki
Let's take a look at their CRAZY love, shall we?
WARNING: ThISLOVE SQUARE MAY CONTAIN FUNNY MOMENTS, LAUGHING FROM REVIEWERS (HOPEFULLY), PERVERTED COMMENTS, STALKING ABILITIES, OBSESSED LOVE, STEALING OTHER PEOPLES CLOTHES WHEN LEFT UNATTENDED, CHOCOLATE DONUTS AND SNEAKING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES.
It was a bright sunny day when she saw the man of her dreams walking down the streets looking as gorgeous as ever.
Despite it being a very hot sunny day, his face was expressionless as always not at all being bothered by the high temperature it currently was outside, his sexy emerald eyes staring at the opposite direction in where she was currently hiding.
His dark uncombed raven hair being the total opposite of the bright day fell loosely to his shoulders, his beautiful pale face probably hasn't seen the light of day but she didn't mind. She loved him even more for that! Seeing his pale skin made her wanted to run her hand down his cheek and place a kiss there.
Oh one could only dream!
He had a pair of tight black jeans with a chain on his pocket with a black button down shirt that suited him very well. He also had converse on with a black and white checker pattern, with a watch that was on his wrist, along with what appeared to be an orange string bracelet with a blue flower on the middle. (That didn't suit him very well she noted)
However, what really caught her attention was the fact that the buttons in his shirt were all left unbutton, revealing his hairless skinny yet muscular body for the whole world to stare at.(Much to her jealousy, she didn't want anybody besides her to see him half naked.) Commence the inappropriate drooling….right now!
She stared with her binoculars as he opened the plastic bag he had with him pulling out a small water bottle. He opened it and began drinking from it thirstily.
Well of course he would have a water bottle! It was over 90 degrees outside! He was probably dehydrated.
She began squealing at the marvelous sight in front of her. Drinking from the water bottle rather fast, she saw how water would spill down his mouth and run down his chin making him appear rather sloppy yet adorable.
She immediately began to have naughty thoughts! Oh how she wanted to climb down the tree, (her current hiding spot) glomp the raven haired man and LICK the trail of water running down his chin away.
It was every fangirl's dream after all.
What time was it? What time was it! She quickly checked her watch on her small wrist. 10:21 it said. She grabbed her black book bag that was hanging from a branch, opened it, and pulled out her super special secret notebook from it and began scribbling on it with her neat handwriting.
10:21- He drank from his water bottle in a very sexy way.
She smiled and began to look through her list and proudly read through it.
7:31- He got up from bed
7:40- Brushed his teeth and took a shower
7:50–He could no longer find his white button down shirt that he left on his bed to wear that morning *giggle*
7:52 - Got dressed without it
8:03 - Began to eat some toast with jelly along with some black coffee
10:00 - Stepped outside and went to a grocery store, he purchased a water bottle
10:15- Approaching a clothing store to purchase more new clothes to replace the ones that go 'missing' (Quite often it does)
10:21- He drank from his water bottle in a very sexy way.
She closed her notebook, revealing a bright pink cover with multiple drawings on it.
Right smack on the middle, was a big red heart with two names written inside with a pink crayon.
"Rukia Kuchi + Ulquiorra Schiffer 4 ever!"
On the back cover, there were two small badly drawn figures that had a striking resemblance to both him and her holding hands, they looked like bunny rabbits.
The raven haired girl hugged her notebook to her chest and smiled contently. Oh how she loved Ulquiorra! He was everything she ever wanted in her dream husband.
Besides, there were various reasons in why that would make such a cute couple.
The first think was that they both had raven hair. How cute was that? The second would be that they both look good in tight jeans. Third, even though he was average height, she was small and barely reached his shoulders. But size didn't matter right? Fourth, although his eyes were green and hers purple, both colors looked great together. (In her fangirl opinion) Finally, um..uh..well… uh…she couldn't think of anymore, but they still made a cute couple either way!
Rukia placed her stalking not- uh I mean super special secret notebook back in her bag placed it on her back and took out a white button down shirt and sniffed it. (Wow, so that's where Ulquiorra's shirt went missing!)
Oh God, it still smelled like him! She let out a small squeal and began to rub his shirt on her face as her cheeks became a rosy pink color.
Yup, it was official. She was totally in love with the pale man. She wanted to scream in happiness as she began to fantasize about them both going on a date together!
First, they would go to the movies, he would boldly place his right arm over her shoulder, and she would happily comply. They would get ONE smoothie together, (Vanilla being his favorite flavor, how did she know? Well she surely didn't find out after following him that one time last week!) They would both share it with two straws while they both stared into each other's eyes. After that, they would go to the park and have a picnic enjoying the food that he had cooked (she was a terrible cook after all) while making jokes and having fun conversations.
Then it would become dark outside and he would have to realize that he had to take her home. At the doorsteps, he would give her a long yet passionate kiss, (With tongue of course!) Rukia would invite him inside knowing that her big brother wasn't home, Ulquiorra would happily accept the invitation.
After coming in, he would grab her face with his strong pale hands and kiss her once more. She would wrap her arms around his neck, face him eye to eye (She would have to stand on her toes) while pulling the zipper of his black jacket down and….and….and….
Rukia couldn't help let out a loud squeal and she blushed furiously.
She started to giggle shyly realizing what she was fantasizing about. This was totally out of character for her! Rukia Kuchiki was known as a short yet serious young woman! She was strong and wise and at times acted tom-boyish. She wasn't afraid to get her hands dirty in a fight and most certainly wouldn't allow anybody to stumble all over her trying to act superior.
She and her childhood best friend would always argue and scream at each other. She would even punch him a few times for always making fun of her bunny drawings. (Know who her best friend is? *wink wink*) Nobody would EVER think of her as a girly shy person, especially with her attitude!
Actually that fantasy just now reminded her awfully a lot of her dream she had the other day.
COMMENCE RUKIA KUCHIKI'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME DREAM:
It was in a stage at what appeared to be an abadoned theater that Rukia was the only person sitting in the seat in the front row. She had on a black beautiful dress with black high heels. She also had on a pearl necklace while her hair was straight with a light touch of makeup. (This is the moment where all the fanboys would scream for joy!) The red curtains opened revealing a wooden chair in the middle of the stage and soon after that Ulquiorra Shiffer himself showed up and sat on the very chair. He took his hands and started to remove his red button down shirt in a slow arousing way. After letting his shirt fall to the floor, his amazing body came into view. Rukia stared eyes wide opened in anticipation. After leaning back on his chair and looking up, Ulquiorra took the rope that was hanging from the ceiling and pulled it, from doing so, a huge splash of water fell on him leaving him soak from head to toe. His black tight leather jeans were wet along with his converse. He slowly stood up, revealing his hair drenched that clinged to his face from being wet. He moved his head slowly to the side, eyes half lidded with his mouth slightly opened. OH SWEET JESUS HE LOOKED SO HOT AT THAT MOMENT. It could have been illegal to look so appetizing. But before Rukia could get up from her seat and claim her prize, she had woken up.
Damn those monsters known as alarm clocks for being so loud to wake a person up!
END OF RUKIA KUCHIKI'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME DREAM.
She laughed to herself lying on a branch while her cheeks turned pink, only HER Ulquiorra Schiffer could make her act in a way that nobody was familiar with and make her dream of the things that made her heart do flip-flops.
Besides they were lovers! He just didn't know it yet.
Rukia started to squeal loudly while kicking her legs up and down causing green leaves to fall on the ground. She was blocking out the rest of the world with her most-likely-not-gonna-happen day dreaming.
Now if only she realized that her suppose boyfriend (A/N: he's not your boyfriend, he's mine!) was approaching her way not knowing that his crush (More like stalker) was just on the tree above him.
From all the noise and kicking that she was making, Rukia didn't notice that the branch she was currently lying on was slowly breaking. Finally hearing a loud breaking noise, Rukia's eyes shot wide opened, all giggling seized.
She let out a loud gasp after realizing that she was falling from the tree. A very tall tree!
She tried to grab a branch but instead grabbed nothing but air, she closed her eyes and clutch Ulquiorra's white button down shirt for dear life. She hugged herself along with the shirt as her legs were criss-crossed outstretched in front of her. She closed her eyes tightly and slowly braced herself for the painful fall she was about to endure.
Except that it never came.
Thinking in her mind out loud, she began to wonder what the heck just happened. Where was the painful fall? Why wasn't she groaning in pain? Why didn't she feel warm red blood in head or any other part of her body? Why couldn't she feel broken bones in her body?
Why didn't she feel any pain at all? Instead why did she feel a cold arm on the back of her neck and another arm under her knees?
As she slowly opened her eyes and turned her neck, her wide purple eyes met bright green ones.
Ulquiorra looked at her with a mix of confusion and surprised. One moment he's walking while minding his own business, the next a small girl fell on his arms. What the hell was the world coming to?
He merely stared at her while holding her bridal style getting a clear look on her. Despite the fact that it was blazing hot outside, she was wearing a black winter hat with her short raven hair sticking out in all directions, she had what appeared to be a dog collar on her neck with small spikes coming out of it with leather black bracelets on her wrists that also had spikes. "What strange taste." He thought. She had black baggy pants that had multiple pockets for no reason with a black long sleeved shirt that fitted her like a second skin while also revealing her belly button. She also had black sandals on with a small black book bag on her back.
"These clothes would have look suprisingly well on her instead..." He thought yet stopped his train of thought after seeing the only color that wasn't black (besides her purple eyes of course) being clutched on her small hands. It looked like a familiar white shirt…HIS white shirt.
Putting two and two together, he finally discovered something.
"Isn't that my…?"
His sentence was soon cut off as the girl literally leaped from his arms leaving a small thud to be heard from the ground.
"Um, no I don't know you sir! Don't worry I'm alright- and uh I'm sorry but I'm gonna be late for something….." She seemed at a loss for words. "Thanks for saving me sir, but I'm gonna be late for something so I …uh…well…um…THANKS FOR SAVING ME!" And with that the small raven haired girl ran down the street while amazingly dodging people, dogs, and food carts.
"She left in quite a hurry." He noted. Ulquiorra looked at the ground to see what the girl had dropped and slowly picked it up. "Binoculars?" Why was see have these while being up in a tall tree? "It seems that whoever she was spying on, couldn't have known about her presence in a tree, what a clever hiding spot." He put the binoculars in his bag. "I am quite sure that the clothing that girl had was my shirt, I assume we could make an exchange now, my clothing for her binoculars." He said coldly to no one in particular.
Having enough of the strange morning, Ulquiorra entered the clothing store to make new purchases.
Rukia's heart nearly exploded right out of chest. It was beating so fast, she was sure that it was faster by sound now! She didn't even know how he made it to her house. She looked around searching for something to release her happiness upon but eventually found someone on his laptop on the living room couch obviously doing his work, and with his job it was no wonder why they lived in such a huge house. He was in charge of a whole company of course.
"Nii-sama? I didn't know you were here." She stated. He was almost never home after all.
"And I didn't know you were so short, perhaps you should drink more milk." He joked.
"BUT I DRINK THREE GALLONS OF MILK EVERY WEEK!" she shouted. "I don't know why I'm so small!" "It's frustrating to be so small!" "Especially in the…well…uh…" Rukia looked at her chest in disappointment. Her pathetic chest. Her A-cup pathetic chest. "I'm sorry for screaming at you Nii-sama." She bowed her head slightly. "Its just that im in a good mood right now." She showed him a small smile.
Byakuya Kuchiki looked up from his lab top and instead toward his younger sister. He looked with great annoyance at her outfit.
"I see that your style of clothing is just the same as ever." He noted. "You never use to wear those clothes until the 5th grade."Tell me Rukia, what exactly happened that caused a great change in your appearance?" He was rather curious.
"I would prefer not to tell you since it is my business and my business alone, now if you excuse me Nii-sama, i will head to my room now till dinner."
With that, Rukia climbed upstairs and ran straight to her room locking her door. She leaped toward her bed, grabbed her pillow and screamed with joy into it. She was so happy! She was happier than a bunny with a carrot! (Actually that's kind of cute! Bunnies are so adorable!) The love of her life had saved her from what could have resulted in a pretty bad injury. Okay, maybe he didn't mean to save her on purpose. Young girls just don't fall from the sky. (Well in her case, they did)
She remembered his strong arms holding her. His scent as they were so close. Her being so close to his unclothed chest. Her eyes meeting his green eyes for just a second, and then he saw his white shirt. Wow, talk about ruining a moment.
Rukia held Ulquiorra's white shirt as she unbutton all the buttons. She then grabbed her body pillow from her bed and began dressing it with the shirt. When she was done she squeezed the life out of it, taking note that his scent was still on the shirt. It was as if she was hugging Ulquiorra himself. "I'll sleep with this pillow every day." She said to herself.
Feeling rather hot from being outside in such a high temperature, Rukia decided to take a nice and relaxing shower. She took of her hat and threw it on her bed. Taking off her collar and leather bracelets, she placed it in one of the small shelves she had in her room. She removed her shirt, pants, and undergarments, letting it fall of her body and on to the floor.
Unfortunately for Rukia, she didn't notice the pair of brown eyes staring at her from his window, mouth wide open using binoculars of his own while his orange hair went unnoticeable from the house across the street just from hers.