Dizclaimer: I own the judge guy! I DON'T own the Nintendo characters!
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Also, anything in ' ' is being said in thought.
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Court Nintendo
Case 1: Trial of the Ages
Plaintiff: Princess Peach Toadstool
Defendant: King Bowser Koopa
Plaintiff is suing the defendant on accounts of stalking, breaking and entering, kidnapping, battery, and attempted rape.
Jury is made up of Pikmin and Pokemon.
Judge: Order! Order in the court! Let's get it started!
Peach: Can I fix my hair really quick?
Judge: NO!
Peach: But why?!
Judge: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Peach: Objection!
Judge: Overruled! Besides, the case hasn't even started yet!
Peach: FINE!
Judge: The case between Bowser and Peach will now begin. Representing Princess Peach will be her lawyer, Daisy. Representing Bowser will be Kammy Magikoopa.
Peach: NOW can I fix my hair?
Judge: NO! Now we're going to flip a coin to see who gets to state their side of the story first.
Bowser: What?! A coin?! What kind of court is this?!
Judge: My court! And we run it as I say!
Bowser: *grumbling* we'll see who's court it is when I take over…..
Judge: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Bowser: What was what?
*Bailiff flips coin*
Bowser: Heads!
Peach: BUT I WANTED HEADS!
Bowser: TOO BAD! I SAID IT FIRST!
Peach: I WANT HEADS! IGNORE HIM!
Bowser: NO WAY! I SAID HEADS FIRST!
Judge: ORDER IN THE COURT! EVERYONE SHADDAP! Besides, it landed on tails.
Peach: I won!
Bowser: Stupid whore…….
Judge: HEY! THERE WILL BE NO NAME-CALLING BY ANYONE IN MY COURTROOM BESIDES ME! Peach, please take the stand and tell us what happened.
Peach: Well, it all started about 20 years ago in pre-school……*48 minutes later* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah……..*57 minutes later* And then in high school he was always trying to kiss me and flirt with me. But I rejected him every time. So when we graduated, he kidnapped me! But my love Mario came and rescued me. He's kidnapped me well over 15 times!
Bowser: THAT'S A LIE! THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE DONE IT THA….I mean, I'd never do such a thing!
Peach: HE LIES! And that's not all. He's also hurt my Mario many many times. I can't begin to tell you all the times Mario has ended up in the hospital thanks to him.
Bowser: LIE! ALL LIES!
Judge: SHADDAP! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Peach: I don't lie. It's all true.
Bowser: OBJECTION!
Judge: OVERRULED!
Peach: He's also tried to rape me!
Bowser: THAT IS DEFINITELY A LIE!
Judge: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?!
Bowser: Sorry…..
Judge: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! NO MORE WORDS ARE TO EXIT YOUR MOUTH!
Peach: He's broken so many of my windows trying to get in my castle, my insurance won't cover it anymore!
Bowser: LIES!!!!!! Like you can't afford it anyway!
Judge: If you say one more thing….
Peach: He just won't leave me alone! He's stalking me!
Bowser: I AM NO…….*looks blankly with his lips pressed together* 'whoops…'
Peach: *snarls at Bowser* He's always had this huge obsessive crush on me.
Bowser: *bites his upper lip so he doesn't say anything*
Judge: Is that all Peach?
Peach: Yes your honor.
Judge: You may be seated. Bowser, please step up to the stand and explain YOUR side of the story.
Who will win this case? Find out Bowser's story in the next episode!
Also, anything in ' ' is being said in thought.
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Court Nintendo
Case 1: Trial of the Ages
Plaintiff: Princess Peach Toadstool
Defendant: King Bowser Koopa
Plaintiff is suing the defendant on accounts of stalking, breaking and entering, kidnapping, battery, and attempted rape.
Jury is made up of Pikmin and Pokemon.
Judge: Order! Order in the court! Let's get it started!
Peach: Can I fix my hair really quick?
Judge: NO!
Peach: But why?!
Judge: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Peach: Objection!
Judge: Overruled! Besides, the case hasn't even started yet!
Peach: FINE!
Judge: The case between Bowser and Peach will now begin. Representing Princess Peach will be her lawyer, Daisy. Representing Bowser will be Kammy Magikoopa.
Peach: NOW can I fix my hair?
Judge: NO! Now we're going to flip a coin to see who gets to state their side of the story first.
Bowser: What?! A coin?! What kind of court is this?!
Judge: My court! And we run it as I say!
Bowser: *grumbling* we'll see who's court it is when I take over…..
Judge: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Bowser: What was what?
*Bailiff flips coin*
Bowser: Heads!
Peach: BUT I WANTED HEADS!
Bowser: TOO BAD! I SAID IT FIRST!
Peach: I WANT HEADS! IGNORE HIM!
Bowser: NO WAY! I SAID HEADS FIRST!
Judge: ORDER IN THE COURT! EVERYONE SHADDAP! Besides, it landed on tails.
Peach: I won!
Bowser: Stupid whore…….
Judge: HEY! THERE WILL BE NO NAME-CALLING BY ANYONE IN MY COURTROOM BESIDES ME! Peach, please take the stand and tell us what happened.
Peach: Well, it all started about 20 years ago in pre-school……*48 minutes later* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah……..*57 minutes later* And then in high school he was always trying to kiss me and flirt with me. But I rejected him every time. So when we graduated, he kidnapped me! But my love Mario came and rescued me. He's kidnapped me well over 15 times!
Bowser: THAT'S A LIE! THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE DONE IT THA….I mean, I'd never do such a thing!
Peach: HE LIES! And that's not all. He's also hurt my Mario many many times. I can't begin to tell you all the times Mario has ended up in the hospital thanks to him.
Bowser: LIE! ALL LIES!
Judge: SHADDAP! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Peach: I don't lie. It's all true.
Bowser: OBJECTION!
Judge: OVERRULED!
Peach: He's also tried to rape me!
Bowser: THAT IS DEFINITELY A LIE!
Judge: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?!
Bowser: Sorry…..
Judge: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! NO MORE WORDS ARE TO EXIT YOUR MOUTH!
Peach: He's broken so many of my windows trying to get in my castle, my insurance won't cover it anymore!
Bowser: LIES!!!!!! Like you can't afford it anyway!
Judge: If you say one more thing….
Peach: He just won't leave me alone! He's stalking me!
Bowser: I AM NO…….*looks blankly with his lips pressed together* 'whoops…'
Peach: *snarls at Bowser* He's always had this huge obsessive crush on me.
Bowser: *bites his upper lip so he doesn't say anything*
Judge: Is that all Peach?
Peach: Yes your honor.
Judge: You may be seated. Bowser, please step up to the stand and explain YOUR side of the story.
Who will win this case? Find out Bowser's story in the next episode!