Host: Welcome to the Crazy Clans talk show! Today, we have the ThunderClan leader Firestar and his sworn enemy, Tigerstar, as our guests.
Firestar: That's impossible! Scourge killed Tigerstar! What's he doing here?
Tigerstar: They resurrected me! Nyuk nyuk!
Firestar: That's not fair! (sulks) Dead cats should stay dead.
Host: Okay, okay, that's enough, thank you.
Tigerstar: (growls) Shut up, mousebrain! Stupid furball! Mousedung!
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Host: Well, let's get on with the interview. Now, how do you two feel about having each other as sworn enemies?
Firestar: Well...(swells out chest heroically) I know I have to defeat Tigerstar, for the sake of the Clans and the whole forest! I will not rest till he is dead! (thinks) Wait...on second thoughts, he's already dead.
Tigerstar: (glares at sworn enemy) I don't need you to tell me that, you stupid little piece of mousedung!
Host: Um...Tigerstar, please mind your language...
Tigerstar: (ignoring Host)Anyway,I love having that little kittypet as my sworn enemy! It makes him so much better to kill! (points claw dramatically at Firestar) Mwahahahahaha...die, kittypet!
Firestar: I'm not a kittypet, traitor!
Tigerstar: Oh yes you are! Kittypet! Kittypet!
Host: Enough! Next question: why are you two sworn enemies?
Firestar: (stares at Host) Have you read Warriors?
Host: Um...anyway, Tigerstar?
Tigerstar: The answer's obvious! He's my enemy 'cause he's a kittypet, duh!
Firestar: Am NOT!
Host: Not again...Oh well, let's move on.What would you do to see each other dead?
Firestar: I don't have to see him dead, he's already dead!
Tigerstar: STOP SAYNG THAT!
(sounds of a scuffle)
Firestar: (panting) That'll teach you, traitor!
Tigerstar: Want another fight, kittypet? (smirks evilly)
Host: (backs nervously away from Firestar and Tigerstar) Uh, I think that's the end of our session today. Goodbye, and see you tomorrow!
Firestar: I am NOT a kittypet.