by: firenine
A.N. - Prepare yourself! this has got to be the silliest fic I've ever written. Getting to matters at hand, I have altered some, if not all the character attributes. You won't find Rellie chasing Heero in this one. Not at all. Completely the opposite. Trowa becomes a Gundam version of Stiffler from the American Pie movies, Wufei warms up to being like Quatre, Duo can keep his yap shut! Quatre becomes loud and boisterious, somewhat like Wufei as a justice-seeker and forever against the perpetual 'onna'. One new character will be named in later chapters. Watch out for rude, vulgar, sexually-thematic language. It may offend you, may not, don't complain to me and say I didn't tell ya so. I am doing that right now! If you're uncomfortable with homosexuality, heterosexuality, and even bisexuality, DO NOT read any further. So on with the fic!
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Heero checked his watch once more before throwing an anchor up onto the Peacecraft house. Checking the resistance, he quickly scaled the walls and landing on a balcony. He peered through the lacy curtains. Undoubtedly, this must be Relena's room. Twisting the knob, he silently 'tsked' her for not locking her doors. Stepping in the warm room, he set the rope aside and swiftly made his way through her room, making sure her sleeping form wouldn't wake.
"Who is that? Heero, is it you? Why are you in my room, at this hour?" she asked, stressing the time.
He froze in his path.
"Uh, I don't know. Go back to sleep, this has nothing to do with you," he said quickly.
"No, tell me. This is my room, and my house. This must have to do with me if you're sneaking around here at 4AM," she said, stifling a yawn.
He turned around, amazed she didn't shriek at the thought of an almost complete stranger walking around in her room. Wasn't she scared of him?
"Aren't you afraid that me, a stranger, is walking through your room?" he asked, trying to cover his reason.
"You aren't a stranger. We have met before," she said.
"Yeah, like 4 months ago. That was at the most, twice," he said, crossing his arms over his chest.
Relena lay back down but left her eyes open.
"Don't we have classes together? Yes, yes we do. Math, physics, calculus and history. But I'm not surprised. I knew there was something about you. Something mysterious. So tell me, what does this have to do with me?" she asked.
He looked at her, shocked. If he wasn't so stoic, he would have let his jaw drop at her nonchalance.
"Yeah we have classes together. But there's nothing mysterious about me, and this has nothing to do with you," he said, walking towards her doors once more.
She sat up in bed and pushed a stray strand of hair from her face.
"It does too have something to do with me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. I won't be mad, I just want to know," she said softly.
Heero growled low in his throat. He couldn't tell her he was obsessed with her. Not like a stalker obsessed, but he was...lusting after her. What would he say? 'I like you a lot and wanted to see you sleep.' That would be more funny than scary. He hesitated, trying to think of a legitimate reason, but none came to mind.
"Dammit," he cursed.
Relena sat there, a puzzled look swept across her delicate features.
"Damn what?" she asked.
"Ah, nothing. I'm going now. I won't bother you with petty details. Go to sleep," he said before shutting her doors, grabbing the rope, and jumping off her balcony.
"What the hell was that?" she asked herself, hoping to convince her mind that it was a very strange dream.
Heero ran, heart pounding. Why was he acting like some love-infested schoolgirl?!! He didn't know. It may have began those four months ago, the first time he met her.
//flashback//
"Hi, you're new aren't you? I'm Relena," she said, extending her hand.
He grunted softly. Strange guy.
"Okay, well since I'm supposed to show you around-" she was cut off by his interjection.
"I don't need your help. I know where everything in this school is already," he said before walking off. It was true though. He had the entire blueprint for the private school, he knew it better than its technicians and janitors.
As he walked off, his mind switched on and began speaking to him.
"Heero you idiot! That hot girl was trying to help you. Just act helpless and you can hook up with her!" it chided. He sent it mental strangles.
"Look Mind, be quiet. Yes she is pretty, but so what? I already know who she is. She's Peacecraft's daughter. I can't touch her," he said mentally.
Mind laughed, convinced Heero was in denial.
"Ah my boy, you are so stupid. Love at first sight buddy. Something tells me that she's gonna feel the same way about you too," he said.
"Damn you. You're wrong. I don't love her. I hardly know her!" he yelled mentally, eyes wide. Students around him began to see the new kid as a complete schizo.
//end flashback//
"I told you Heero, you love her," Mind said once more as Heero ran home.
"Shut up! I do not love her. I may like her a little, but it's not love," Heero growled. Mind laughed, clutching its hypothetical stomach.
He reached home, 4:35 AM. Sneaking up the stairs, he heard his father's snoring stop.
'Uh-oh...awake?' he asked himself, standing completely still. His father started up again and he breathed a sigh of relief. Heero climbed the rest of the stairs and fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning, his mother staring down at her son.
"Wake up sweetie. You're going to be late for school," she said, smiling. Heero's mother was the picture-perfect version of a housewife, spatula in hand and rollers in her hair.
"Eh...morning ma. I'm going, I'm going," he mumbled as he forced himself out of bed.
"Heero, you aren't normally this tired in the mornings. Are you sick?" she asked, feeling his forehead.
"Ah, I'm fine. Restless night," he said before disappearing into the washroom.
He looked into the mirror, Mind's opaque form showing up as well.
"Well, what are you going to tell her today if she asks?" Mind said.
"I'm going to ignore her and pretend like nothing happened," Heero said stubbornly.
"Ah come on Heero. Ask her out! She'll say yes...my psychic powers tell me she'll agree!" Mind said enthusiastically.
"Shut up. Why would I want to ask her out?" Heero asked between brushing his teeth.
"Well duh, that's easy. Because you loooooooove her!" Mind said childishly, laughing as well.
"I do not!" Heero yelled while wiping his face.
"Dear, are you alright?" his mother's voice came from downstairs.
Heero looked around him. He was talking to himself again...
"Yes mom I'm fine. I'll be down in a minute," he said.
"Mind, be quiet or I'll stop thinking about porn," Heero said, smirking. He imagined Mind screaming. He heard no more out of Mind for the rest of the day, well, until after lunch at least.
It was after lunch now and Heero was making his way to advanced physics, with Relena, Duo, and Trowa. Duo he could stand, but Trowa...what a loud mouth...
"Hey Duo," Heero said as he sat down.
"Hello Heero," Duo said quietly, violet eyes hidden beneath his dark brown bangs. He sat still, pen in hand just in case important notes came up.
"Heero my man! What's up?!" Trowa said as he slapped Heero on the back.
"Oh, hey Trowa. Nuthin' I guess," he answered quickly, noting the puzzled stare he received from Relena. He quickly averted his eyes.
"Class, we're starting a new chapter, you know what that means," Mr. West said, pushing his thick glasses further up his nose.
"Notes," the class groaned together.
"Yes indeed! Anyways, today I'll introduce you to kinematics..." West trailed as Heero got lost in thought.
~ daydream sequence ~
The room was dim, but still bright enough for him to see. He took in his surroundings, noting the objects on the floor he should steer clear of. He saw her, sitting on the bathtub in her washroom, brushing her silky blonde hair. Relena looked so beautiful...
She looked up, locked eyes with him. Dropping the brush, she stood, her long nightgown only serving to accentuate her fine curves. Heero's jaw dropped.
"Don't be shy Heero, I won't bite. Much," she said huskily, walking towards him.
He gulped. His dream was coming true. Relena actually wanted him. He stopped himself from practically running into her arms and walked calmly towards her, noting how her hair moved while she walked, swaying her hips.
He couldn't take it anymore. He closed the short gap between them, taking her head into his hands, kissing her sweet lips. She moaned into his mouth, hands clasping behind his head, body moving against his. Her tongue invaded his mouth, fighting for domination, breaking him down bit by bit. He broke away, breathless.
"Why did you stop?" she asked, breathing heavily.
~ end daydream ~
"No, this is wrong," he said, stunned he didn't let it go further. 'Dammit Mind!!! Let me get on with this!' he yelled mentally. Mind snickered.
"Hey, I don't need you to tell me that you'll take away porn! I can come up with my own entertainment and torture you at the same time," Mind said, hypothetical arms crossing over its chest.
Heero groaned loudly.
"Mr. Yuy? I asked you a question," West said as Trowa looked at him, nearly ready to crack up.
He blinked. Duo nudged his foot under the desk.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir. Could you repeat the question?" he asked, hoping his face didn't turn red from embarrassment.
"Never mind Mr. Yuy, I can see your attention is elsewhere," West said before moving on.
Trowa elbowed him.
"What the hell were you thinking of Yuy? Oh, I bet you were daydreaming of Peacecraft weren't you? Oh, lemme guess, you screwing her? Damn man..." Trowa said as he sat back in his chair, feet rested on the desktop, a huge grin across his face.
"Shut up Barton. I wasn't thinking of anything. I just zoned out," Heero said through clenched teeth. His libido was feeling differently.
Trowa shrugged.
"Whatever man, but don't deny that you don't like her. I can see it in the way you look at her. It's animal lust buddy," Trowa said, eyes candid with expression.
"Fuck off Barton," Heero said loudly.
"I'm sorry Mr. Yuy. I've had enough out of you. I don't tolerate that kind of language here. You'll be staying after school with me for an hour. Moving on class..." West said.
Relena looked at Heero from his seat. This wasn't Yuy at all. He was usually quiet and reserved, not loud and disruptive. She wondered what he was thinking about. Was it about last night? She too drifted off into a daydream of her own.
~ Relena's daydream ~
"Heero?" she asked the darkened form. It turned around. He was wearing a...tuxedo? And holding a rose? She stifled a laugh.
"Yes my sweet?" he asked, advancing on her quickly retreating form.
"Uh, I, never mind!" she said before running away. He appeared before her. How did he do that?!
His free hand lifted, capturing her chin lightly with one fingertip.
"Don't run, don't deny me you passion," he said huskily. Was this a soap opera?!?
She closed her eyes tightly, body held rigid.
"What passion? I hardly know you! Let me go!" she yelled.
Heero snapped his fingers. They were moved to a desolate room, a bedroom actually. It had a large four-poster bed, beautiful sheets with rose petals strewn upon it. The room was lit by candlelight and soft music played in the background. Heero was trying to seduce her. It looked like it was beginning to work.
He walked up to her, grasping her waist, he pulled her to him, earning a surprised gasp from her lips. He leaned in, capturing her sweet red lips with his own, feeling her body soften from its previous position.
Relena moaned. Whatever he was doing to her was breaking her walls down rapidly. She didn't care. Throwing caution to the wind, she grabbed his head, forcing their soft kiss into one of heated passion. He reached behind her and began unzipping her...cocktail dress?! She didn't even want to think of how she got to be wearing that. She felt his warm calloused fingers lightly trace her spine, stopping at the elastic of her panties. She pushed him away.
"Why did you stop?" Heero asked, hair even more mussed and messy. His eyes smoldered lust for her, his chest heaving with the much needed intake of breath. She fought to stop herself from jumping his bones right there.
"Why am I even here?" she asked desperately.
"You're here because you want to be," he said deeply, moving towards her like she was his prey.
She shook her head rapidly.
"No, no I don't want to be here. Let me go!!!" she screamed.
~ end Relena's daydream ~
The entire class sweat dropped as they saw Relena clench her eyes shut and ball her fists. Girls gasped, guys laughed thinking she was the nuttiest out of their class. Heero stared at her, completely surprised with what she was doing.
"Miss Peacecraft! That's quite enough!!!" Mr. West yelled.
Maria cleared her throat loudly.
Relena's eyes opened and met thirty pairs of eyes, including the teacher. She slumped in her chair, thoroughly embarrassed.
"I'm so sorry sir," she said, feeling her cheeks pinken drastically.
"There is no excuse for your not paying attention. You will join Mr. Yuy and me after school," West said.
"Honestly class, today is Wednesday. How can you be suffering Monday morning blues and Friday afternoon jitters on a day like today?" West asked, completely astonished with the behaviour of his class.
Kids snickered and Relena swore she felt Heero's eyes on her from where he was sitting.
Trowa nearly fell out of his chair.
"I told you. She fucking has the hots for you! Dammit Yuy, go for it," he said, patting Heero's shoulder.
He ignored Trowa's comment. Even if Relena liked him, he wouldn't go for her. She wasn't his type...was she?
Relena looked at the board, numbers and formula not making any sense. She wrote down whatever was there, her mind still flashing back to the look Heero gave her. It was so much like an animal. It made her feel...weird. Shaking her head, she turned around quickly, only to find him staring at her. Or at least she thought so before she quickly whipped her head to the board once more.
Class ended shortly after and they students piled out. Mr. West nodded at Heero and Relena, reminding them of their detention after school. She saw Trowa laughing at Heero from the corner of her eye. It only made her walk faster to the temporary safety of her locker and before math class with Ms. Gordon.
She gathered her books and walked into class, two minutes before the bell rang. She saw Wufei and Quatre in the back, Duo in one corner and Heero in the other. She sat in front, hoping to pay more attention to the lesson than her embarrassing scene in physics. Yet, she still could hear snickering, something that normal teenagers would just shrug off and ignore.
There was still over a minute until class started and Relena heard Trowa telling Quatre about what happened in physics class.
"Kisama! What the hell were you thinking Yuy?" Quatre asked loudly.
Heero turned around in his seat, not surprised Quatre cared. If Trowa cared, then so did Winner.
"Hey, minds can wander now and then," Heero said simply, flashing a quick look at Relena. He saw her confused eyes lock with his eyes. If only for a moment, if he could just talk to her without being judged or made fun of. He knew she was thinking the same thing.
Math class started and Relena tried her best to pay attention to the lesson. She dutifully wrote notes, did examples from the text, and it only served to allow her mind to wander once more. She still remembered his eyes on her, clouded over with heated lust. She could feel hot breath on her skin, his soft lips crushing her own. Shaking her head lightly, she returned to taking notes until class ended.
Looking at her watch, she went to West's classroom for her detention. Half an hour to spend in awkward silence, with Heero. She sat in the front, hoping he wouldn't sit near her.
Heero threw his math text and binder into his locker and casually made his way to physics. He didn't want to stay after school for detention, but something in him made the dread go away. Maybe it was because he would see Relena. Hands in his pockets, he walked in, West nodded at him. He took a seat, far from her.
Relena inwardly sighed a breath of relief. Since when did she care if he sat near her or not? She hardly knew him. Their brief meeting four months ago was awkward and forgettable. Even then she had not noticed he had four classes with her. All of a sudden, she worried how she appeared to him. A strange feeling came over her. Did she have feelings for him? No...she couldn't.
Heero sat back, chin resting on his hand. He stared out the window, grey clouds blurring the dull sky. It would rain. His eyes shifted, he saw how she sat up straight, hands folded in her lap. She was so prim and proper. He wondered what happened in physics class.
Detention went by very slowly and it had begun to rain. Heero checked his bag once more and zipped it. Pulling his umbrella out of his locker, he checked his watch and left. The rain hit the pavement hard, almost like it was hailing. Zipping his jacket, he walked slowly, reveling in the quiet of the street. Ahead of him he saw a figure. He couldn't tell who it was, but he swore it looked like Relena. Walking a little faster, he came to know it was in fact her, soaking wet and without an umbrella. He decided to make a daring move.
Relena hugged her coat closer, trying to keep the chill out. She sensed someone behind her, but hoped to ignore it and prayed it wasn't a mugger. Walking, she felt the person come closer until it was next to her. She yelled and lashed out.
"Don't touch me!!! Somebody help!!!" she screamed.
"Hey, be quiet. It's me, Heero," he said, placing half of his umbrella over her cold form.
"Oh my god! Don't scare me like that...jeez. Nearly gave me a heart attack," she said, attempting to calm her shaken nerves.
"Can I walk you home? I'd rather not see you catch cold if I could have prevented it," he said, hoping he didn't come off as too eager.
She smiled at him. The first nice thing he did for her and she hadn't asked him.
"If that's okay with you, sure," she said.
"Where do you live?" he asked, while Mind kicked his brain.
"Dumbass, she knows that you know where she lives!" Mind said blatantly. Heero ignored it.
"Oh, I live on fifteenth and Chester," she said softly. Didn't he already know where she lived?
"Cool, I'm on fifteenth and Webb," he said as they walked.
They often bumped into each other, causing a string of apologies and curses. Heero and Relena reached fifteenth, and the sixth house was Relena's.
"Well, this is my house. Thank you for walking me home," she said, moving to leave.
"You're welcome. It was on the way anyways. Wait," he said, placing a hesitant hand on her arm.
"Yes?" she asked, almost afraid of what he would say.
"Would you meet me for coffee tomorrow after school?" he asked. He was shocked. Damn Mind made him say it!!!
"Um, okay," Relena said, surprised she agreed.
"Well, gotta go, I don't want to keep you. See you tomorrow. I'll pick you up at your locker after history," he said, waving to her and disappearing into the rain.
Relena waved and ran to her front door, hands shaking as she turned the key in the lock. What possessed her to even let him walk her home? She didn't know, and it was too late now.
"Mind, if you EVER make decisions for me, I will make you regret it," Heero growled.
"Haha, but it was funny. Besides, I run you, it's not the other way around. You were going to ask her anyways. I thought I'd speed to process up a little more," Mind said triumphantly.
"I must be insane," Heero exclaimed, stepping over a puddle. He hoped tomorrow would be a better day than today.
A.N. - So??? Funny? I thought it was funny how I switched roles. Not my best work, but I'm so tired of writing dramatic fics. This one needed to cure my writers block, so if this fic stinks, blame it ALL on writer's block. Four months and going too!!! Darnit. Anyways, please review. Let me know if this is a big waste of time okay? I do not appreciate flames. So if you flame me, I'll curse you! Have a great day! =) and don't forget to review! BTW, sorry my author notes are so long. I read FFnet's new disclaimer thingy and I don't want to kicked outta here for putting chapter one as my author notes. Forgive me!