A/N: This is another one shot and once again I'm trying to write people I'm not use to so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own CM or the song!

Prompt: All Summer Long – Kid Rock

Hotch looked at Rossi wide eyed and said "Where did you just say we were going?"

Dave laughed and said "We are going into the adult shop Aaron. You can't tell me you have never once been to an adult shop."

Hotch groaned and said "Dave why do we have to go to an adult shop?"

Dave smirked. "You either go into the shop with me Aaron or you are my slave for all summer long."

Hotch slammed his hand on the dashboard and finally said "You win. But we are not staying in here long. I don't even know why we are going in here."

Dave just shook his head and got out of the car. He was going to love this. He couldn't wait to see what Hotch's face looked like when they walked into the shop. He turned his head to make sure Hotch was following him and grinned when he saw that he was.

Once in the shop Dave turned fully towards Hotch and laughed when he saw how red Hotch was in the face. Dave really had a reason for bringing Hotch in here and it was simple. He liked coming in here every once in a while but the woman that ran it constantly hit on him. He wanted to make the woman think he was gay so she would back off of him. Dave would be the first to admit that he liked an adult shop every now in then.

He grabbed Hotch by the hand and said loudly "Now come on it's not that bad. Once you've been in here a few minutes you will be just fine."

Hotch looked at Dave like he had a second head and whispered "Dave what in the fuck are you doing?"

Dave chuckled and leaned into Hotch a little and said "I sometimes like to come in here but the woman who runs the shop hits on me anytime I come in here. I want to make her think I'm gay so that she leaves me alone. Plus I want to get a set of fuzzy handcuffs for JJ."

Hotch blinked and then laughed and said "I'll go along with it but you better not tell Emily."

Dave grinned. "I wouldn't dare she would cut off my hands for even touching you in the simplest ways."

Hotch nodded and said loudly "Well baby let's get what it is that you want so we can get home and play with them."

Dave fluttered his eyes at Hotch and said "You know just what to say honey. Yes let's get what we came for and get back home. I'm in a hurry."

Hotch held back a chuckle and said "Well lead the way baby."

Dave chuckled lowly and led the way over to where the handcuffs were. He already knew what he wanted so he picked up a pair of blue fuzzy handcuffs and a pair of purple ones. He knew that Hotch would never buy them even if he was looking at them. He turned and went up to the check out while still holding Hotch's hand in his.

"Hi Brandy can you ring these up please? We're in a hurry to get home and try them out." Dave said in a seductive tone. It was taking everything he had not to laugh at the look on Brandy's face.

Brandy hurried up and rang up the purchase up and stuttered "Have…a…nice…night…"

Dave looked at Hotch and said "Oh we will."

Hotch grabbed the bag that the woman put on the counter and said "Come on baby it's time to get home."

Dave smiled and led the way outside. Once out the doors he dropped Hotch's hand and both men busted out laughing. He couldn't believe that they had actually pulled it off.

He took the purple fuzzy handcuffs out of the bag and tossed them to Hotch and said "Those are for you and Emily. Now let's get back before our women think we got lost."

Hotch nodded and got into the car and looked over at Dave. "We are never speaking of this again."

Dave nodded. "I agree one hundred percent. I'll drop you off at home."

Hotch nodded but was still laughing. He couldn't believe that they had pulled it off.