I awoke to my alarm waking me up it is the first day of school of my 2nd year. As I get dressed I can't help but think, 'Girls will be swarming the host club again, and the twins are supposed to join, but the girls are nothing but mindless, unintentional, fragile, shallow girls who only want to please themselves for at least an hour. They are pathetic woman.' I go down stairs and Fuyumi is there waiting for me.

"Is something the matter Fuyumi?"

"No, it's just I have this feeling you will fall in love this year with a very unique girl."

"Never."

"Why do you think you can't find love."

"Because love has no merit and I have found out that girls are nothing but trouble and if I haven't met someone now I never will. I have decided that I will never fall in love." At that I left the door and got into the car. 'I can never fall in love anyway. I am too busy surpassing my brothers and father. I have no time for love and love has no time for me.'

The final bell has rang for most students to go home as for me...It rings for me to go to the club room and entertain useless mindless girls. We get into position to welcome the ladies as we do every beginning of the year and semester, and after we have gotten into position a boy walks in. I ask the twins if he is in their class and what they say surprises me. Those are the characteristics of a young girl starting a new year and a new life in a new high school. 'I'm going to play along this will be fun.'

"Well that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran host club. Mister honor student." Right when I say that I can practically see sparkles around Tamaki with a sudden interest in Haruhi.

"WHAT!? You must be Haruhi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about."

"How did you know my name?" I could actually feel myself smiling on the inside at that question.

"Why your infamous. It's not everyday a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to fight your way into this school as an honor student, Mr. Fujioka." 'This girl is definitely different from the rest. A commoner and and honor student that is quite impressive.'

"Well uh thank you I guess..."

"Your welcome! You're a hero to other poor people Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy."

"It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."

"I think you're taking this poor thing a little too far."

"Spurred, neglected, but that doesn't matter now. LONG LIVE THE POOR! We welcome you poor man to our world of BEAUTY!"

Trying to walk away I tell them all, "I'm out of here." and now my arm is being yanked by what looks like an elementary student.

"Hey come back here Haru- Chan! You must be like a super hero or something that's so cool!"

"I'm not a hero I'm an honor student...AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU - CHAN!?"

"I would've never imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay." 'And here we see another perfect example of Tamaki's ignorance and it still looks like I am the only one who knows that he is in fact a she.'

"Openly what?"

"So tell me what type of guys you're into, The strong silent type, The boy Lolita, The mischievous type, Or the cool type?" 'Whoa, no thank you. I don't have time for this and plus this is Tamaki assuming she is a boy!'

"I um...It's not like that...I was just looking for a quiet place to study" 'The first day of school and she wants to study? She is indeed a very strange girl.'

"Or maybe your into a guy like me what do ya say?"

'That stupid girl she broke the vase we were going to auction off.'

"Awe! We were going to feature that renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction."

"Oh now you've done it commoner the bidding on that vase was supposed to start at 8 million yen!"

"WHAT 8 MILLION YEN! Uh...I'm gonna have to pay you back..."

"With what money you can't even afford a school uniform. What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyways?"

"Well what do you think we should do Tamaki?"

"There is a famous saying you may have heard of Fujioka. 'When in Rome you should do as the Romans do.' Since you have no money you can pay with your body. That means starting today...you're the host club's dog!" 'Now things will get interesting but at the same time I feel bad for her for some reason. She is afterall getting saddled with a host club that pleases a bunch of ridiculous fantasies belonging to mindless girls.'

I noticed Haruhi staring at Hunni - Senpai and went to go see what was wrong. Then I heard her ask herself, "Is that boy really a third year student?"

"Hunni - Senpai may seem young and childish but he's a prodigy, and Mori - Senpai's allure is his strong and silent disposition."

"Haru - Chan! Do you wanna go and have some cake with me?"

"Thanks but I don't really like cake..."

"Then how about holding my bunny Usa - Chan?"

"I'm not really into bunnies."

"Are you saying you don't like Usa - Chan?"

Haruhi stared at it a little bit and then to my surprise she said, "He is kinda cute huh..." Then Hunni realized that he is a she.

I explained to Haruhi about if she tries to run away and then Tamaki came in so I walked away and now I am standing behind a pillar watching them and all I hear is Haruhi saying, "I just don't think that its all that important. Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway, I mean all that really matters is whats on the inside right? I don't even know why you have a host club..."

'I'm on my way home now and it was an eventful day. After everything was said and done Everyone else figured out Haruhi is a girl. Mori figured it out by picking her up and feeling something he really shouldn't have, The twins figured it out when Haruhi had suddenly become a host and needed to change clothes and last but not least Tamaki. He figured it out by walking in on her. That was amusing.'

I finally get home and I am welcomed by Fuyumi. "Hello Fuyumi I'm home."

"Hey Kyoya so did you meet any unique girls?"

"Yes I did somewhat but its not going to be as you hope. I'm not going to fall in love with her."

"Why not?"

"Well there are two reasons. One being she is now cross dressing as a host club member to pay off a debt for breaking an 8 million yen vase. Two I have no time for love and love has no time for me. I will never fall in love."

"You shouldn't say things like that Kyoya..."

"And why not if they are true?"

"Because it's not true. You may not be able to find love but it will find you and give you a hard kick of reality and probably some common sense to go with it."

"Whatever I'm going to bed."

'I am now in my bed like I said I would be but I can't go to sleep. Could she be right? If I can't find it will it find me and when it kicks me will it hurt?'

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