I know I haven't been updating in Coincidence lately and that was because I have several versions of the ending but am not sure which one to take. Also my Accounting exams have been hell. So as a way to unwind from them all I decided to do a few drabbles based on my story, I will get back to Coincidence later . . .

His claws clung unto the tree branch for dear life, he looked down at the strong rapids coming from the waterfalls and gulped. It was either taking a very long drop into the waterfall and probably getting his tiny skull cracked by one of the many rock or . . .

"Chi chi chi" the redheaded little rat giggled happily bouncing on the branch and making it bend further.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Arthur screamed praying that the branch wouldn't snap.

But the little squirrel wouldn't listen to him and started rubbing her nose against his "Chi chi chi chi"

He should have known by now that squirrels and love struck Japanese schoolgirls tend to have similar personalities and were both resistant to logic.

SNAP!

Both Arthur's and the female squirrel's eyes widened as they were both descending into what may be their untimely death.

Arthur was still holding unto the branch but now he had the redheaded squirrel wrapped around his head and the longer the fall the less oxygen he was receiving.

"GET OFF ME!" he tried to remove the female with his own tiny paws and as soon as he regained vision the first thing he saw was his collision to the waters.

Arthur gasped awake he was currently soaking wet but he was pretty sure it was not from sweat.

Kuzco was there standing on the ladder towards his bed with an empty bottle of water on his hand "Ok I know you Brits were weird enough with how you drive on the wrong side of the road but did you have to tell me about you weird squirrel fetish?"

The blond fell back into his bed "I don't have a squirrel fetish"

"Really you're the one screaming about fury tails and how she wanted to get your nuts" Kuzco threw the empty bottle at the bed "I mean come on I've lived with a guy who talks to squirrels and now this!"

Arthur glared "Then explain to me what I found under your bed while I was cleaning the other day"

At once the Incan scoffed "Only you could mistake a dog toy for something repulsive as that"

"You hate animals" Arthur replied. "Except maybe the occasional llama and rabbit or so"

Kuzco was about to say something but he had lost his footing on the ladder and fell on his back.

Arthur sat and looked at his roommate "You ok?"

"Oh no I'm fine my spinal cord has always been curved" Kuzco snarled. "NOW I CAN'T MOVE! KRONK CALL A GYNECOLOGIST!"

"Don't you mean chiropractor?" Arthur raised a brow.

"So you're just gonna leave me here to die on this terrible carpeting? I was born on Egyptian cotton! I can't die on polyester!" Kuzco waved his hands.

Kronk's head popped up on the door "Did you fall off the ladder again?"

"Maybe we should rate how dangerous an object is depending on how Kuzco uses it" Arthur replied, his eyes widened when he saw what was on the large man's shoulder. "GET OUUUTTTT!" the Brit quickly threw a pillow at him.

Kronk quickly closed the door quickly dodging pillow impact "Now what's gotten into him" he turned to Bucky who was on his shoulder.

The squirrel just shrugged.