Owsana: Hello, peoples!!! I'm Owsana!!! That's Kamiah! points to Kamiah
Kamiah: Konichiwa.
Owsana: And that's Rein! points to Rein
Rein: Hi.
Owsana: Umm… this is my…sees others glaring her down umm…our first fanfic so if you don't like…uh…don't…
Rein: coughreaditcough
Owsana: OH YEAH! If you don't like it…DON'T READ IT!
Kamiah: Why are you so stupid?
Rein: I've been wondering the same thing!
Owsana: I'm not stupid!
Rein: Whatever!
Owsana: Umm.. Mr. Disclaimer dude… could ya do your thing?
Kamiah: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!! TELL US WHY YOU ARE SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rein: Hn?
Kamiah: Not you! Her!
Owsana: TT
Disclaimer: I…We don't own YuGiOh! Or anything else in this fic!!! I will say this one more time!!! WE DON'T OWN YUGIOH!!!!!!! Thank you!
Jonouchi: Goood evening, everyone! And welcome to tonight's episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?!
On tonight's show…She's so lucky she's a Yami Motou…You drive me crazy Seto Kaiba…I'm a slave 4 u Marik Ishtar…and Oops I did it again Bakura Ryo!!! I'm your host, Jonouchi… Come on down let's have some fun!!!
Jonouchi: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?! The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right…the points are like Anzu's friendship speeches. They're totally pointless! If you haven't seen the show before, these guys do everything at the top of their heads. And at the end of the show I pick a fakey winner and they do something special with me and the losers go around like this…makes the loser sign on top of his head Well, we'll start off the show with a game called "Song Titles"! This is for all four of you. If you haven't seen the show before (Owsana: Or read it! Hehehe…/ Kamiah: Shut up!!!) these guys can't say anything but titles of songs. If I hear a lyric, I'll buzz you out! The scene is, you guys (Rein: Just to inform you, Marik and Yami are up first.) are at Battle City when something goes wrong…
Yami: Great Balls of Fire!
Marik: We Didn't Start the Fire!
Yami: You Drive Me Crazy!
Marik: Don't Treat Me Bad!
Yami: Neser Safilank D'eleb… aww,whatever buzz
Bakura: pretends to hold a gun Shoot to Thrill
Marik: Crazy
Bakura: Gotta Love It
Marik: Oughta Be A Law
Bakura: I Go to the Extremes
Marik:…Heheheheheheheh:P buzz
Seto: Leave!
Bakura: Ain't Misbehavin' starts to walk away
Seto: Don't Walk Away!
Bakura: Why? DAMN! buzz….dumbass…
Seto: pleased with himself
Yami: Have A Drink On Me
Seto: Alcohol?
Yami: Livin' On the Edge!
Seto: … Forget it! buzz buzz buzz buzz
Jonouchi: Ok, I had enough of that. 1,000 points to Yami for Livin' On the Edge!
Yami: Thank you!
Jonouchi: No prob. Our next game is called "Scenes from a Hat"! This is for all four of you. What we do in this game is that the audience writes scenes on little pieces of paper before the show and we get rid of the sucky ones! pulls a paper out "Bad times to break out into song"…
Seto: singing Where did all the toilet paper go? Where did all the toilet paper go? buzz
Yami and Bakura: pulls Marik over to their side
Yami: pretends to close a bus door sniffs…Who did it? Who did it? looks at Bakura
Bakura: Wasn't me! Musta been him! points to Marik
Marik: Guilty as charged!!! buzz
Jonouchi: reads paper Bad times to tell the truth…
Yami: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YUGI!!! Oh, and your hamster didn't run away… Your grandpa thought it was a rat and killed it… buzz
Seto: Mokuba, good job getting an A on your test!!! Oh, our mother didn't die in a car accident… she died because of you! buzz
Jonouchi: reads "What YGO fans are thinking right now"…
Bakura: How does Yami get his hair like that? buzz
Marik: Why does Seto keep losing to a guy that's not even half his size? buzz
Yami: How does Kaiba get his coats to defy gravity like that? buzz buzz buzz buzz
Jonouchi: Yami, how do you get your hair like that?
Yami: I was born with it! (Owsana: It's true! I saw a picture on the internet of baby Atem… and there was the famous hair!!!/ All: O.o)
Jonouchi: Well, 1,000 points to everyone! Our next game is called "Weird Newscasters." This is for all four of you. Marik, you are the anchor, Bakura, you're the co-anchor ad you are a young rodeo star, Yami's doing sports and you are a synchronized swimmer, and Kaiba, you're rapidly going back through evolution. So, when you hear the music you can start.
Music: bum bum bum buuummm bum bum buum
Marik: Good evening, and welcome to the 6:00 news at 7:00. I'm Ted DeBare. Today local resident, Anzu Mazaki, was brutally murdered. audience cheers Now we turn to our co-anchor, Ima Freak (Owsana: …….HEY!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY, KAMIAH!!!/Kamiah: No, but it's true!). Ima?
Bakura: Young rodeo star Alright…alright. GO! starts riding his stool like he's riding a bucking bronco YEE-HAW!!! then he flings himself off gets back on Back to you, Ted!
Marik: Alright, thank you, Ima. Now we turn to the world of sports with Nigel Starhead. Nigel?
Yami: glares at Marik synchronized swimmer pretends to put on one of those caps Before we get to the world of sports I'd like to say that today is a great day to go swimming. gets on the floor and puts his leg in the air You could bring some friends with you. starts pushing himself across the floor And you could play some Swan Lake music too! puts hands in the air Back to you, Ted!
Marik: This just in…it's still not a sport!
Yami: O.O
Marik: Now we turn to the weather with Frank Bucksapleanty. Frank?
Seto: going rapidly backwards through evolution points with an imaginary pointer Today in Domino it shall be sunny. slouches over and breaks the "pointer" and starts to rub it together to make fire Ugh. starts to act like a monkey oo-oo ah-ah!! sits down Buzz. That was great! 1,000 points to everyone!
Jonouchi: glaring at Kaiba Why I oughta!!! starts to get up
somewhere random
Rein: Kamiah, your rich boy's gonna get pounded!
Kamiah: No he isn't! Owsana!
Owsana: watching it and eating popcorn What? It was just getting good!
Kamiah: Poof some of Jerry Springer's security to the Whose Line? Place! NOW!!!
Owsana: Whatever. snaps There…you happy?
Kamiah: Yes.
back at the Whose Line? Place
a puff of smoke appears and two security guards from Jerry Springer appear
Guard1: Hey! You two!! Come here! grabs Jonouchi
Guard2: grabs Seto
Jonouchi: LEMME AT 'IM!!! LEMME AT 'IM!!!
Seto: calmly The mutt has a nasty temper.
three big booming voices are heard
Voice1: GET BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU!!!!
Voice2: PLEASE?
Voice 3: OK, OWSANA. POOF THE GUARDS BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM!
Owsana: OK, REIN! snaps
guards are gone
Kamiah: YOU TWO BAKAS BLEW OUR COVER! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
Rein: :P
voices are gone
All: O.O!!!
Jonouchi: Oookay… 1,000 points to everyone but Kaiba! We'll be right back!
Yugi, Ryo, Malik, Honda, Otogi, and Haga are dressed up like dentists and they have buttons in front of them
a fly is heard
Voice: 4 out of 5 dentists approve Trident gum. Yugi, Ryo, Malik, and Honda press the green button that lights up the word "yes" But what about the fifth?
Honda: takes his clipboard and smacks the fly on Haga's head and knocks out Haga
Haga: head lands on the red button that lights up the word "no"
Jonouchi: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway? Tonight's winner is, Yami!
Yami: spins around to the audience and waves
Jonouchi: While Yami sits in my chair the rest of us will do a game for you called "Props." What we do is that we get some props and think of something to do with them really fast!
Yami: gives Kaiba and Marik two things that look like giant wrenches and gives Kaiba and gives Jonouchi and Bakura two giant green "P"s
Jonouchi: Kaiba and Marik will start.
Marik: holds one of his props up I think this is the elephants' bathroom. buzz
Bakura: puts both the props together on the ground so it looks like tombstones Today we are here for the death of Pamala Anderson…buzz
Seto: holds one of his props to Marik's head I think you got a screw loose…buzz
Marik: death glaring Seto
Jonouchi: holds one of his props against his "area" so the long part is sticking outward Man, this is the longest pee I ever had…buzz buzz buzz buzz Thanks for watchin'! Have a great night!
Rein: We hoped you liked it!
Kamiah: So do us a favor and…
Owsana: Push the button below and REVIEW! chibi eyes Please?