[A/N]Disclaimer:Dangan Ronpa is property of Spike Chunsoft, I own absolutely no aspect of the series.

WARNING:Contains Spoilers of the first/second game, Swearing, Blood, and Violence.

Somewhere in America...

The sky was shrouded in clouds, replacing the peaceful blue sky with a boring monochrome hue, blocking out the sun. A flock of birds flew overhead, heading south for the coming Winter, the streets had a few cars coming and going, the back roads were completely empty aside from the parked cars...Everything was as peaceful as it could in this day and age...

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!" a loud female voice shouted, practically cracking one of the windows of the house she was in.

Inside was a plain room, there was a simple bed at it's center, a movable heater plugged into a power outlet, sitting at the foot of the bed no less, an entertainment center pushed against the wall furthest from the windows, a TV and a PS3 sat within it, and there was one door leading in. Sitting on the bed was a fuming girl, dropped onto the bed before her was a PS Vita that was running Super Danganronpa 2, the last case no less.

The fuming girl had pale skin, her hands were practically skin and bone with knuckles that stuck out almost irregularly, a vaguely acorn-shaped birthmark sat on the right side of her neck, her brown eyes were odd in that some days they turned hazel for seemingly no reason, her long, brown hair was tied back in a ponytail, her bangs were pushed behind her ears and were pinned to the sides of her head by her black, rectangular glasses, which had a silver fleur-de-lis on each side, she wore a green t-shirt with a Primal Groudon vector, black track pants, white knee-high socks, black tennis shoes with grey trim, a pair of grey leg warms almost completely hidden under her pant's legs, which covered her from ankle to knee, and a pair of grey arm warmers that covered her from wrist to elbow. She was twenty years old, an artist, a gamer, a reader, a writer, and she hated character death.

This was Jane, this was me.

I grabbed the sides of my head, threatening to rip my hair out, an annoyed expression painted onto my face, "God Dammit!" I shouted, clearly a little pissed off, "Of course, they die in the game so they still fucking die, yeah 'cause the Placebo Effect can make anything freakin' possible!" I hissed to myself, ranting to no one, but god dammit I had to let it out after staying quiet about Chiaki.

I sighed in frustration before placing my face into my palms, I needed to calm down or I was going to throw my Vita across the room, which was the worst outcome since it'd be coming out of my pocket which wasn't preferable in the slightest.

I eventually reached a point I was good enough to deal with the rest of this bull shit...That was until Giant Junko appeared...

I stared at the screen, not pressing a button, not breathing, but my right eyebrow twitched. Eventually I just opened the menu, saved the game and put my Vita on the charger, "I'm so done..." I shrugged, "I'll come back to this crazy bitch later, right now I can't deal with this." I said aloud as I always did.

I was about to turn on my PS3 when I heard the sound of an adorable dog barking, my adorable dog to be precise. I hastefully left my room, ran downstairs (Damned spiral staircases...), and ran to the door. At the door was my mut, a fluffy shih tzu that was scratching at the door, on the other side was a familiar face. It was a girl the exact same age as me, she had tanned skin that seemed flawless, black eyes that always seemed bright, long, black hair that fell to her hips, she wore a white top with only a left shoulder, blue jeans, and black boots.

Picked up my mut, cradling her in my arms as she opened the door, "Hey Katie, what's up?" I asked with a genuinely curious tone, the only time she ever came over was when she was bored or when she wanted my help with something, i'm banking on the latter.

Katie strode immediately over to the living room couch and flopped onto it, "Oh, just hanging out with my bestie, what else?" she asked.

She was clearly playing innocent, "What is it this time?" I asked, seeing right through her as I let my dog down, who ran right over, jumped onto the couch, and started ferociously licking at Katie's face.

I waited for her to stop laughing like a hyena, which eventually happened a full minute later, she sat up with an innocent expression, "I'm bored, wanna hang out?"

I struck a mock-thinking pose, placing my thumb under my chin, I stared at the ceiling fan, "I don't know, i'm a pretty popular gal y'know, I got a lot of responsibilities." before I realized what was going on a pillow had been thrown at my chest, almost causing me to loose my balance, I looked back down to see Katie's childish grin. Chuckling slightly I straightened my shirt, "Okay, it's not like i got anything else to do."

Katie fist pumped as she rose from my couch, "Perfect, let's go for a walk!" I shrugged and the two of us left the house.

"-So I finally get to the last trial and they pulled the whole 'You die in the game and you die in Real Life' bullshit and I was like 'What the hell, this ain't Sword Art Online!'" Katie chuckled as I went over my experience with Dangan Ronpa, "Seriously though, they kill off those cool characters in a game and then just keep them vegetables, that's such..."

I started rubbing the bridge of my nose, I just now realized that we were talking at the more reclusive section of the local park, both of us were sitting at a bench, taking a break from all the walking.

Katie shook her head, "Eh, they probably just wanted to leave it for the fans to decide, lazy devs love that crap." she stated with a shrug, she was a fan of Dangan Ronpa, in fact she was the one that told me about it to begin with, but she still considered some parts lazy cause she never learned how the memories got stolen in the first game.

I sighed, "Yeah but still, only having them live in Island mode...Or School mode...It's like...Why not make another game with a reputation system, you could hang out with people you don't want to die and maybe it could randomize the Killer." I said all this with a shrug, the truth is I didn't want any of them to die, even Saionji...Well...After the second trial anyway..."I just feel like if I was a character I would just slap some sense into some bitches, make things work out."

My mock-confidence caused Katie to reel back, "Wow, i'd watch what you say..." she trailed off ominously, "Didn't you hear, Sherry said the same thing before she disappeared..." she put on her best poker face to deliver this.

I frowned, "Dude...That's not funny..." the right corner of Katie's mouth twitched, she wanted to cut the act but didn't.

Katie then decided to lean in, "She wanted to save the Chimeriad from Xillia, she vanished, and someone said that a character like her was killed on her TV with an ominous Game Over screen...Spooky!" she started doing the whole jazz hands, twitchy finger thing to show just how exaggerated she was. Eventually she returned to normal, "but seriously, even if it was just a mod don't you think that's eerie? I mean she even died in the fight against the Chimeriad, that just adds to the whole thing!"

I shook my head, "That's all just nonsense, I seriously doubt that there was a character modded to look like her, it's just a rumor made up by some immature punk." I stated with a fair amount of certainty.

Katie dismissively waved, "We don't know...~" she said coyly as she stood up and stretched, "Just don't go disappearing on me, kay Jane?" Aw, she's concerned, "I wouldn't have anyone else to be bored with!" ...Scratch that...

I stood up and shook my head with a sigh, "Your a great motivational speaker, you know that?" I asked, walking to her left side.

She shot me a wide grin, "Really, I didn't notice!" she chuckled to herself before slapping me on the back, "C'mon 'Cesilfei', i'll escort you home."

I shrugged, "Sure, your better than no one." I said, trying my hardest to sound neutral.

Katie caught on but went with it, pouting in response, "Hmmff...I see how it is."

We both walked home, laughing a little on the w y...H0m3...

W0T...

As we stepped out of the park my vision began to distort, black clouds shrouded the edge of my sight. Katie must have realize I stopped because she turned around and walked over to me, a look of concern on her face. I tried to figure out what she was saying but then something odd occurred, her image started to randomly distort and fade, like a damaged hologram...A few buildings in the back picked up this trait.

The more I thought the worse things seemed to get, my body was going numb, the world around me began falling apart...I couldn't think, this was all too strange...It had to be some kind of dream...Right?

As the world started breaking into falling tiles I could feel my consciousness fading, "So, you think you can change their fate...Let me show you exactly why that will never happen..." a distorted female voice proclaimed before whatever kept me standing gave out, casting me into a sea of darkness...

I couldn't use any of my senses...i couldn't even tell if I was conscious...

Isn't this a bit much for criticizing a game?...

I wasn't sure what this was, I was terrified, I was angry, I was confused...But I guess it didn't matter, soon my senses failed me and I was engulfed by the Darkness.

Hello, Cesilfei here and YES this is a Self-Insert. :)

Since this is just more something I wanted to do casually, not to be taken seriously, I figure i'll just update this one whenever I feel like it, which will probably be more frequent than weekly.

I'd like to thank Katie for helping me with the first chapter, hopefully she got out of this okay. :(

Anyway this was chapter one, feel free to leave a review if you've got any critiques, just keep in mind that this is NOT meant to really be taken seriously.

Until next time, peace! :D