Disclaimer: Me no own X-Men
Ok ok! I am having a writers block on every story I ever wrote! So here is something that would not fit in with any story I wrote but I just had to write it. Yes, yes, it has been done before. But…. soooooo WHAT?!
Oh, in this story, the 3rd X-Men movie just came out.
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"Extra extra! Our weekly fan fiction has just come in!" Tabby yelled as a bunch of the x-girls hurried down the stairs to see which guy they had been paired up with this week. "Ok ok! Here you go 'Mara, and Jubes, Kitty, Laura (X-23), and um, Rahne. Oh, here's mine! Hey Rogue! Yah want your fiction or not!"
"What's the point!" Rogue said as she dragged her feet down the stairs. "Who am Ah gonna get paired up with? Oh Ah know! Swamp Rat! Ugh, just give it ta' meh." She snatched the paper from Tabby.
"Gambit, Gambit, Gambit, oh look at this one. Ah commit suicide in this one! Gambit, Gambit, Scott, Gambit, Oh. Mah. God. Pietro! An' in this one Toad!" All the girls burst out laughing. "Yah know what, who did ya'll get paired up with?"
"Let's see, Pietro, Pietro, eh, Lance. Hey! In this one I'm just Lance's rebound when he breaks up with Kitty! I am NO slut ok!" All the girl's look at her. "Ok maybe a little, but not what this story says. Hey, this one's Ray! And this one to! Woohoo!" Again all the girl's stare at her. "What?"
"Tabby and Ra-ay sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S…. Hey ow!"
"Sorry Jubilee. My, um, arm slipped. Now who did you get?"
"Bobby, Bobby," She flips through a bunch of them. "Uh, heh, that's the only guy. Laura?"
"I really don't understand me dating in these stories! Or going to the mall for that matter! I mean really! I was a living death machine! But anyway, Alex, Sam, Alex, Alex again, P-P-Pietro. Oh god!"
"Hey what's wrong with him?" Tabby asks.
"Nothing, its just, well, ugh!" She says as she storms upstairs.
Tabby shrugs it off. "So anyway, Amara?"
"Look it's either Roberto or Pyro ok? Rahne?"
"Uh, Roberto, Roberto, and aw, Jamie in a lot of them. Kitty?"
"Ok, like, lets see. Lance, of course, Piotr, Lance, Piotr, Piotr. Pete Wisdom? Like, who is that?"
"Hm, must be a comic guy. Lets ask Jean!" They hurry off to find the telepath.
"OH JEEEEEEAAAAANNNNIIIIEEEEE!" Tabby screams with the x-girls fallowing her.
"What Tabithia?"
"First here is your fan fiction, and second, can you look up who Pete Wisdom is in the Astral Plane Comic Shop please?"
"Ok, just hold on a sec." Jean puts her hands to the side of her head.
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In the Astral Plane:
"Lets see, ah, here is Mid-Astral Plane Comics." She walks inside to see a almost transparent man standing behind a desk. "Hey Jack, can you help me? I need to find out about some guy named, Pete Wisdom. And his relationship with Kitty Pryde."
"Ah, Kitty and Pete. Hm, here are some Excalibur comics from the 90's. These three are the Dream Nails Trilogy. It is not the first time he appears but it is when their infamous relationship starts."
"K! Thanks." Jean says as she disappears.
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"Ok, here we are. The Dream Nail's Trilogy. Lets see." All the girls huddle around Jean, but Kitty is the closest.
"Hey, it says here, he's like, ten years older then me, uh, British, and um, we like, hate each other at the beginning, but like, then at the end, we um, kiss, and then we are like, going out. Um, ok." Kitty says. No one heard her mumble under her breath, "And he's like, kinda cute."
"Now," Amara exclaims. "It is time to go see what the guys think about all this!"
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Don't worry its not over yet! There is soooo much more to do! Like what about the movies? Or what the guys get? Or the Acolytes and Brotherhood? And please don't steal my idea of the Astral Plane Comic Book Store. If you would like to use it, tell me, and give me credit please!
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Until next time…
CaNdY!!