Booth and Brennan were in Brennan's office. Booth was laying on the couch trying to throw an M&M into his mouth. Brennan was getting annoyed by this as she sat at her desk trying to finish her new chapter.
"Booth! Do you mind?" asked an aggrivated Brennan.
"Sorry, Bones, but I really wanna try this! Parker seems to know how to do this and if he finds out that I can't..." Booth pouted without finishing his sentence.
Brennan looked at his childishness and rolled her eyes. "Give me that."
Brennan took the M&M out of Booth's hand and threw it up at the air and caught it with her mouth. Booth stared at her in awe.
"How'd you do that?!"
"I guess I'm better at it than you." Brennan replied casually.
"Why do you think that?" Booth crossed his arms and cocked an eyebrow. Suddenly, Brennan broke out into song.
"Anything you can do, I can do better. " Brennan sang smugly.
"Ha!" Booth scoffed.
"I can do anything better than you." Brennan furrowed her eyebrows.
"No you can't,"Booth sang with attitude.
"Yes I can, "Brennan sounded more frustrated.
"No you can't, " Booth growled.
"Yes I can"
"No you can't, "
"Yes I can, yes I can"
"Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you." Booth leaned back and grinned.
"No you're not," Brennan laughed.
"Yes I am," Booth raised his eyebrows.
"No you're not"
"Yes I am"
"No you're not, "
"Yes I am, yes I am."
"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge." Bones sang quicker with more determination.
"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. I can do most anything." Booth smiled.
"Can you bake a pie?" Bones seemed more excited, standing up from her chair.
"No." Booth denied.
"Neither can I" Bones sat back down.
"Anything you can sing I can sing louder I can sing anything louder than you" Bones wrinkled her nose as she sang.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't"
"Yes I can,"
"No you can't"
Yes I can! Yes I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"Brennan sang out and stopped to look at an amazed Booth.
"How do you sing that high?" Booth asks.
"I'm a girl, Booth." Bones said like it explained everything.
"You could've fooled me." Booth mumbled, earning a dirty look from Brennan.
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker." Booth gestured drinking with his fingers.
"I can do it quicker and get even sicker " Brennan boasted.
"I can live on bread and cheese." Booth leaned in closer.
"And only on that? " Brennan asked, pretending to be interested.
"You bet. " Booth thought he had victory.
"So can a rat." Brennan added, giving Booth a smug smile.
"Anything you can reach, I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you" Booth sang with a frown at Brennan's comment.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't"
"Yes I can,"
"No you can't"
Yes I can! Yes I can!"
"I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser." Brennan stood up and pretended to drive.
"I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle." Booth grabbed Brennan's chair and tried to jump over it with one leg, but got hurt stretching his leg.
"I can open any safe." Booth finished off, trying to stop Brennan's laughing.
"With out being caught?" Brennan leaned over Booth.
"You bet." Booth nodded.
"That's what I thought, you crook." Brennan accused with a crooked smile.
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you." Brennan sang.
"No you can't, "
"Yes I can,"
"No you can't"
"Yes I ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n, "
Booth seems to be bored as she sings her last note and looks at his watch.
"Yes you ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-an ." Booth adds in.
The song stops and Brennan sits back down on her chair and Booth lays back on the couch. Both look at eachother.
"Well, that was weird." Booth broke the silence.
Just then, Angela walks in with a confused look on her face.
"Umm. Uhh...D-did, you know...uhh...Did you guys, by an chance...hear someone singing?" Angela asked unsure if it was just her.
Booth and Brennan look at eachother and reply, "No."
"Oh...Then it must be all in my mind. Sorry." Angela walked away.
Booth looks at Brennan. "I won't tell if you won't tell."
"Deal."
A/N So I was bored and I was watching this song on youtube. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!!