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Note: This is set somewhere in the series, all the characters from the first season are in it and one person from the third season, some of the events will happen.

Total Drama Shuffle

Day 1- The Contestants/Campers are back.

Chris Maclean stood on the deck of Camp Wawanakwa as per usual; he had his flash mark grin and was staring at the camera

"Yo, Dudes and Dudettes, I'm Chris Maclean, the host with the most and welcome back to Total Drama Island and Camp Wawanakwa, all the contestants from the first season and one lucky new one will be competing for $100,000 in TOTAL DRAMA SHUFFLE. Now let's meet the contestants, Oh and by the way, some might be a bit mad for having to return here, but first here is the ladies' man himself, CODY"

A boat sailed up to the dock and Cody jumped off it, he had a backpack on and had a laptop under his arm.

"Hey guys, what's up, that's right the Code-meisters here"

"Uh, Dude? You're the first one here" Chris said,

"Oh"

"Yeah, just go stand over there" Chris said awkwardly, pointing the other end of the dock.

Cody sighed and muttered something to himself while he walked to the end of the dock.

Chuckling to himself Chris continued

"Anyway, here's DJ"

DJ hopped off the boat with Bunny in his hand, his suitcase was thrown next to him and he picked it up and walked over to where Chris was.

"Hey, Chris, how's it going?"

"Hey, you brought Bunny too" Chris went to pat Bunny, who reeled back from his touch in fear, DJ smiled at him and went to stand next to Cody.

"Hey, Cody, quite the celebrity now, aren't you"

"Wait WHAT are yo-" Cody said surprised.

"And here's the male model himself, Justin" Chris said, interrupting Cody

The boat drove up to the dock with Justin standing on top, birds were circling in a heart shape above him and animals were coming out of the forest in wonder and amazement.

"Justin, dude, my brother from another mother, how's it going?"

Justin didn't say anything; he just flashed Chris a charming smile and walked other to where DJ and Cody were.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" a high pitched squeal echoed around the Island.

Chris covered his ears and said "And here are the best female friends for life, Katie and Sadie"

Katie and Sadie arrived at the dock, hugging and squealing.

"OH MY GOD, Hey Chris, JUSTIN, EEEEEEE"

The BFFFLS ran past the host and DJ and rushed to Justin, he flashed them a wide smile which made them swoon.

"And here comes the big lovable goof, Owen" Chris said , Owen jumped of the boat, jumping up and down clearly exited to be back on the Island.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chris, dude, I missed you so much, did you miss me too?" picking Chris up into a giant hug.

"Yeah, totally Owen, I swear I couldn't live without seeing you again" He said sarcastically, which was missed by the giant oaf.

Owen dropped the host and walked to the other campers; He waved to DJ, Katie and Sadie and rushed past Justin afraid to let himself be averted by the model. He then went to talk to Cody.

"Hey, Codester, how's it going with the ladies, huh" He said chuckling to himself.

Cody opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Chris; he instead just crossed his arms moodily.

"And here are the next two contestants, the new found BFFs, Beth and Lindsay. Beth and Lindsay stepped onto the dock, Beth was carrying a black suitcase while Lindsay was carrying 1 huge pink suitcase in one hand and was pulling a wheeled suitcase behind her. She rushed up to Chris and dropped her suitcase on his foot.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW, Damn it, that hurt"

"Oh, sorry Rick, did that hurt?"

"It's CHRIS!" he said slightly angry "Oh, never mind, just go stand near the others"

Beth and Lindsay exchanged confused looks and went to join the others

"He He, hey Cody' Beth said to Cody giggling, which made Cody give let another confused and angry look.

"Right, and here's the guy that last time got kicked off in the first episode for being too sexist" Chris said, chuckling to himself,

"Ezekiel"

"Yo, Yo, Yo, What's up guys?" the prairie boy said

"Hey, what's going down dude" the handsome host said, secretly hoping he would get it right this time.

"Nothing much, you?" Zeke said back

"Yeah, dude you got it" Chris said, highfiving him, Ezekiel returned the high five and went to stand with the others.

"YOUUUUUULLLL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEEEE" Izzy said, swinging onto the dock on a vine, swooping over Chris knocking him into the water and landing near Owen.

"Hi, Izzy" Owen said giggling; the redhead just simply ignored him turning to Chris who was climbing out of the water.

"AHHHH, my hair, my hair!" Chris said, after looking in the mirror that he had stolen from Lindsay.

All the contestants on the dock were smirking at him, except Cody who was still and angry, upset and confused.

"Ha, nice hair, Chris, did you get it cut?" Chris just simply glared at him and went back to looking in the mirror with tear filled eyes.

"HEY, Noah, dude over here" Owen called out to his friend

"Oh, hey Owen, still going out with Ms. Crazy I see" the know-it-all said to him, gesturing to Izzy, who was catching non-existent butterflies in the air.

"I think so, but she keeps ignoring me, I don't know why?"

"Well, if I were you I'd be relieved" Noah said, scoffing at him.

"Oh, boy, please tell me were not staying here again" the goth girl said to Chris, smirking at his hair, which had gone black and a tiny bit curly.

"And here's Gwen, peeps" he said not even bothering to look away from the mirror he was holding

"Keep, doing that and you'll look like Justin, only he's way hotter" Gwen said walking past him.

The host looked up from the mirror as she said this; he had wide eyes and a horrified look on his face.

"Oh, pretty boy, you are not lookin in that mirror" the sister said, taking the mirror off him and throwing it in the water. Chris looked where she had threw the mirror, grabbing his hair he wondered if he should risk getting his hair wet again

"Yo 'all, how's it going" LeShawna said to the others. And everyoune waved at her.

Sighing to himself Chris continued "And here is, Bridgette"

Bridgette came in on her surfboard riding a wave, which flowed over the dock landing her on it and soaking Chris once more.

"AWWWWWWWW, COME ON!" Chris shouted, completely soaked

"HEY, Bridge, babe!" Geoff called out from the boat which had pulled into the dock.

Bridgette turned around to face him, hitting Chris with the surfboard. Before the two got near each other Chris yelled out, rubbing his sore head "THAT'S IT GO STAND OVER THERE, NOW!"

Everybody was shocked by his sudden outburst, as Chris had never shouted at them as he had always enjoyed them being tortured, Still Geoff and Bridgette went to stand near the others, as did Trent who had arrived just in the middle of Chris's outburst.

"And, here's Trent" the host said sighing to himself.

Trent, who was already near the others waved at the camera and then went to see Gwen.

"Uh, Hey" he said nervously

"Oh, Hi Trent" Gwen said waving at him.

"AWWKWARD, anyway here's the Jock himself, TYLER!" he said, laughing at the awkwardness between Trent and Gwen. Tyler arrived at the dock, yet he didn't look like the old Tyler, he was wearing blue jeans and red top, he had taken off his headband and just looked like a normal teenager, which is not what Chris wanted.

"UH, dude, what happened?" the handsome host asked him.

"What are you talking about?" Tyler said, chuckling nervously to himself.

He walked over to where the others where, who were all staring at him confused.

"TYYLERR?" Lindsay said to him, she was normally confused but the change in her boyfriend had confused her even more. Tyler just simply smiled at her and turned back to where Chris was standing, who, like everyone else was still confused as ever.

"UH, God back at this stupid camp are we, I swear I will get revenge on you one day, Chris" the raven-haired girl said to the host, she then simply walked past him and everyone else with her nose turned up.

"OH, and here's Heather, BOY, with this much drama, our ratings will go straight through the roof.

"BLAH,BLAH, Look Michael if you don't sue this show then you are fired. YOU GOT THAT!" the brown-haired girl screamed into her phone

"OH, hey Courtney, who was that?" Chris said nervously.

"That was my lawyer, I'm going to sue the pants off of you MacLean" she shot back harshly.

"HEY, that's Mr. MacLean, to you Miss. CIT" the host said back, he sounded mean but he was a little worried about the lawyers.

Courtney just simply walked past him and went to stand near where Bridgette was, but when she noticed she was talking to Gwen she went to stand near Izzy. Who given up on catching the butterflies and was now looking through Noah's hair, who annoyingly tried to squat her away with his book.

"Oh, God not lawyers" Chris whispered, he then shook his head and went back to hosting the show "And now here's meanest, toughest person on the show, EVA!"

Eva jumped of the boat with a bag shaped like weights, she walked straight past everyone and went to stand on the opposite side of the dock, away from everyone else.

"Freaky, and here's Duncan, who probably only came back here to get away from Juvie" the host said gesturing to Duncan who had just gotten off the boat.

"God, back here again, to win like what $10."The delinquent said to the host.

"Uh, no, Mr. Tough, we here to win $100 000"Chris said to the criminal

"Perfect" Duncan said sarcastically

He past Chris and went to stand next to Geoff, who gave him a high five along with DJ. Next to Bridgette who was next to Geoff, Gwen was smiling at Duncan, though no one noticed this but Courtney, who was glaring at Gwen, and Chris who was smirking at the drama unraveling.

"And here's Harold"

Harold stepped off the boat, he had his suitcase in one hand and had his keyboard tucked under his other arm.

"Hey, guys" he said waving at every, dropping his suitcase in the process, (which landed on Chris's foot, and as he was hopping about he once again fell into the water) but missing Courtney's deadly glare.

"Hey, LeShawna "

"What's up, sugar baby, how you doin" LeShawna said to him.

Harold just simply smiled at her lovingly.

"PHEWW, Finally, you're all here, now let's start the show" Chris said turning to the contestants soaking wet.

"UH, Chris didn't you say there were 23 campers coming, not 22?"Bridgette asked the host.

"I did?, I mean yeah I did" Chris said, sort of forgetting what he said. "Please welcome the super stalker fan, SIERRA.

A Purple-haired girl stepped off the boat squealing

"O M G, I am like so happy to be here, HEHEHE, OMG, Chris, HI, Justin, Hot, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sierra ran from contestant to contestant naming everything she knew about them. She then turned around, "OMG, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Sierra screamed, then fainting,

"Oh my god, what happened, is she okay?" Cody said, referring to Sierra. Just as he said this she shot up and gave Cody the biggest hug ever

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" Sierra screamed, Cody had a scared, horrified look on his face.

"Okay, NOW it's time to start the show, but first let's sit back and wonder on all the good times we had here" Chris said, pulling out a photo album with 'Memories' on the cover.

After he said this all the contestants looked at each other and then burst out laughing, some even fell on the floor in laughter.

"Okay, fine, we'll skip the happy memories montage and go straight to orientation" Chris said, throwing the book into the water and leading the contestants to the cafeteria , once they had all entered he began speaking again.

"Again you will be going through the pain of eating" he chuckled as he said this" Chefs disgusting food!"

"HEY" Chef suddenly called out, turning around to face them " You try cook for 22 ungrateful teenagers" Chef shouted at Chris then turned around and continued cutting, muttering to himself "No respect, No respect"

"WAIT!" Owen called out, pointing to what Chef was cutting "!"

Owen rushed into the kitchen and grabbed the coconut off of the chopping board, just before Chef was going to cut him in half.

(Confession Cam)

Owen(hugging the coconut)-

It's Okay Mr. Coconut, I won't let them hurt you.

"Okay then, moving on," Chris said, leading the contestants and Mr. Coconut, who Owen was hugging tightly, to the campfire.

"You all know what happens here, the on-"Chris said, referring to the campfire and the barrel tin which had a packet of marshmallows on top.

"The one who doesn't get a marshmallow will be off this island, by walking the Dock of Shame and onto the Boat of Losers. And you cannot come back! EVER!" Sierra said interrupting Chris, who had a very annoyed look on his face.

(Confession Cam)

Sierra(hypervlenting)-

OMG, I used to say that in front of the mirror EVERYDAY, It was so AWESOME to say it out loud, ON TV!

Chris(has a very annoyed look on his face)

Owen(still hugging Mr. Coconut)

"Steal my favorite line why don't you" Chris said to Sierra, annoyed.

Sierra just giggled and hugged Cody while the other contestants just smirked at Chris.

"Okay, Now to explain how things work on TOTAL DRAMA SHUFFLE" he said, excitedly.

"Really?" Duncan asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Duncan, stop being so critical" Courtney snapped at him.

Gwen gave Duncan an 'I feel so sorry for you' look, which made Courtney glare at her.

"Thank You Courtney! Anyway back to the orientation" Chris said breaking the evil look she was giving Gwen, and secretly thanking anybody for all the drama he had.

"Every new challenge you will be with a new team, just so there's more drama" Chris said walking up to the fire, which was lit even though it was light and quite warm, holding his hands it front of it to warm them up, a few seconds later they turned red and Chris suddenly screamed.

"OWWWWWWWWWW!, Darn it" he shouted rubbing his burnt hand "You know what forget orientation just go get settled in your cabins, boys on one side girls on the other" the contestants started to walk to their cabins smirking at his misfortune.

(Confession Cam)

Heather- I thought coming back here would be the most-

Gwen- stupid-

Eva- nutty-

Heather- annoyingly insane thing ever

Courtney- But seeing Chris get hurt over-

Harold- and over again was the most-

Duncan- hilariously amusing-

Owen- ouchie-

LeShawna- laughable

Ezekiel- moments ever.

Heather –And boy did it make my year.

"Hey, Contestants, time for the last part of the orientation, you know the part before I burnt my hand, damn fire, any way time to explain how it'll work, each week, or three days I will play a random song on this intercom, listen closely because your challenge will be based on either the lyrics or the title. And if your all set unpacking and settling in, then I'll start the song" The Intercom said, blaring across the island.

(Cut to Chris in his tent where all the camera shots are)

What is the first song/challenge?

Also

Will I make it through the day without being completely damaged?

And

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY HAIR?

Find most of this out and more after the break

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