I will not mock everyone's accents. It is rude and it hurts their feelings.

I will not convince Veneziano that I brought pasta with me when I did not. I did it once, kept my word, but everything just collapsed after that.

I am to sit with Sealand, Wy, Seborga and the others filed under the term "micronation". I do not have an economy nor do I have a currency nor a population.

I will not ask Spain about what he did as a pirate. He regrets it and he just freezes up.

I will not ask Romano about what I should have up for Lent. I am not Roman Catholic and he will just lecture me about what I should give up and why. Seriously, he went on for an hour.

If Prussia gives me a wurst, I am not allowed to eat it. To me, it's just eating, but it gives him things he should not be thinking about.

I am not to share in the meeting that England has worn a maid outfit. Hungary and Japan have cameras and he will be mad at me.

I will

I will not tell England why I hate grades that are B+ and below. The reason is because I want to go to Oxford. He will be very happy. I do not like it when he is excited sometimes.

I will not tell Japan to stop making inappropriate anime. It's his 2p version that does it.

I will not tell Denmark to stop drinking so heavily. No matter how many times I try, he's still going to do it.

I will not tell Finland that Sweden is his husband.

I will not ask Sudan why he split up. I already know and it will continue to haunt him

I will not ask why England had been such a jerk to his former colonies. No matter how many times I get mad at him for his selfish reasons

I will not ask Norway what his floating curl does. I can only assume that it does what it does with the Italian brothers.

I will not ask Iceland why he can't call Norway his "Big Brother". I am jealous of him (Don't tell him that).

I am not going to tell Spain that tomatoes taste like crap. It will break him and it will lead to him using his axe.

I will not do any of the countries' papers for them. It's their work.

I will not ask Russia about Chernobyl. There is no other reason that goes with it.

I will not ask Ukraine why she cries so much. It will hurt her feelings and cause her to cry.

I will not ask Denmark about where he goes on Fridays. I'm not old enough to come with him.

I will not tell America that he should regret gaining independence from England.

I will not ask Japan if i can get 3dmg lessons. It only exists in Attack on Titan.

I will not ask Romania if he is for Team Edward or Team Jacob. It insults him that us Americans made vampires better than he did.

I will not ask America if he is the reincarnation of Ronald Knox from Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He has no idea what he is but it's on Netflix

I will not use the term "Netflix and chill" around the Bad Touch Trio. I just thought it meant Netflixing the whole time, but by the looks of their faces, it meant something else.

I will not ask England if he can locate the TARDIS. It is like finding a quarter with sharpie marks and they have been dumped all over the world.

I will not tell Romano and Veneziano that they put the Hungarian flag on all Sbarro franchises. It makes them feel like they're idiots.

I will not ask France if he has a relationship with Sebastian Michaelis. They do have J. Michael Tatum as their voice actor, but that does not mean they know each other.

I will not ask China what would happen if the yuan value decreased any more.

I will not ask Romano if he has a skull shaped tattoo on the near right side of his waist. It's embarrassing and is Spain's around, he'll probably what to check it out.

I will not tell Sweden that Finland wants to get married to him. I am not a good liar.

I will not (nor attempt to) kill Flying Mint Bunny. No matter how annoying I find him/her.

I will not toss England into any body of water. He cannot swim and I like to see him drown. (NO I DON'T!)

I will not say that Catholicism was the most difficult denomination of Christianity I researched. It is a lie because I am actually interested in it.

I will not say that France wrote the English dub script for Deadman Wonderland. Again, it was his voice actor.

I will not call Joan of Arc a "smoking hot crossdresser". She was a French women rights activist of the 15th century and she was punished for opening the door for women being in the militant forces.

I will not ask Romano why he hates Germany.

I will not tell Romano about Germano, Prumano, Spamano or Itacest. It makes him lose consciousness.

I will not call Norway "big brother". Iceland will get jealous.

I will not say Sealand is not a nation. It will hurt his feelings.

Nor will I do the same with Wy, Seborga and the others.

I will not ask America about his method of losing weight. He doesn't have one.

I will not ask Germany why he keeps his hair slicked back. It was a personal decision for him.

I will not push Italy up against Prussia, Germany or Romano. Two of the people I just listed do not like it. Even if I help Hungary and Japan take OTP pictures.

I will not sing Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka, Kagamine Twins… Any Vocaloid songs during break. I do not have my cosplay with me, so it is half-doing it. I don't half do stuff.

I will not make the assumption that whenever it Rains in England, it is because England is crying. It was based off of a headcanon.

I will not say that the Pledge of Allegiance is just an excuse for my classroom to stand up and say something during announcements

I will not say that America just put fruit on a burger because it has a tomato on it. I will not also do that with subway, Burger King, McDonald's or any other fast food franchise.

I will not ignore Japan when he says hello to me. No matter how much I don't want to, it is rude and impolite since he's the one taking the time out of the meeting to interact with me.

A/N: And there you have it. Review, Follow, Favorite. JUST DO IT! THere will be an omake soon, but until then, Ko-chan out!