Disclaimer: I don't own The Rock, Mark Davis or Mick Foley, but I did buy
some spinach salad, so I do own that!
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. It's time to once again start the most electrifying cooking show on the Food Network, lick your lips because it's time for "COOKING WITH THE ROCK!"
ROCK: Hello everybody, we've got a great program lined up for you today. A beautiful Spinach Salad with Stilton Bleu Cheese, Chicken Parmesan, and a Chocolate Raspberry Torte that you simply won't believe. But before we start, I'd like to introduce 12-year-old Mark Davis. He won the WWE ULTIMATE WRESTLING FAN CONTEST, and he'll be joining me on stage for his prize. Come on up here, Mark.
MARK: Thanks Rock. I can smell what you're cooking!
ROCK: Ok. That's great. Well first let's start making that salad. I really love spinach, and I think all you people at home will really think this is a tasty salad.
MARK: Shouldn't you say, "The ROCK thinks you'll like the salad"?
ROCK: Well, it's not good English to talk about yourself in third person that way.
MARK: Well, you do it all the time on RAW.
ROCK: Listen, I....okay, "THE ROCK" likes spinach. Anyway, I've got a special guest that's going to help us. Everybody, let's welcome my good friend. You know him as "Mankind", "Dude Love", and "Cactus Jack". Let's have a big round of applause for Mick Foley.
(The audience goes wild as Mick Foley enters wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt and a pair of nice jeans, with his hair back in a ponytail.)
MICK: Hiya, Rock. Glad to be here. I'm ready to cook up some great food with ya.
ROCK: Great, Mick. By the way, how are the kids?
MICK: Oh they're doing just great. You know, there's nothing I enjoy better than going to a little league game, or watching them in a school play. And how's the wife?
ROCK: Well, Mick, she's a doll. Anyway let's get started on the spinach salad. I'd like you to take this carrot peeler and fix these carrots up for me.
MICK: Man, I love carrots. They're pretty nutritious.
ROCK: Well remember to wash your hands first. We don't know where your hand has been.
MICK: Yeah, maybe it was in a dirty sock.
(Rock and Mick pat each other on the back and laugh uncontrollably, while Mark looks confused)
MARK: Hey, I thought you hated each other. Rock took your belt.
MICK: Rock took my belt? Well, I sure hope my pants don't fall down!
(Rock puts down his spatula and starts laughing again. Mick is yukking it up so hard he's holding his sides.)
ROCK: Okay, enough tomfoolery. Let's make this thing. How are those carrots coming along?
MICK: Pretty good, just peeling away here. But...oh
(Mick stops as a trickle of blood is coming down his finger and he drops the carrot peeler)
ROCK: Are you okay?
MICK: Well, I think...I'm not sure. I cut my finger.
ROCK: Oh man. Let me see if I can find you a Band-Aid or something.
MICK: Thanks. It's just a surface cut, but it really stings.
MARK: Hey, that doesn't hurt ya, right Mick? You're HARDCORE right? YOU'RE HARDCORE!
MICK: I'm bleeding pretty badly actually. Hey listen, Rock... I'm gonna go backstage and take care of this.
ROCK: Hey, please take care of it. Safety first.
(Mick leaves the stage, holding his hand with a white napkin)
MARK: (whimpering) But you're hardcore, Mick...
ROCK: WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL! .................................
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. It's time to once again start the most electrifying cooking show on the Food Network, lick your lips because it's time for "COOKING WITH THE ROCK!"
ROCK: Hello everybody, we've got a great program lined up for you today. A beautiful Spinach Salad with Stilton Bleu Cheese, Chicken Parmesan, and a Chocolate Raspberry Torte that you simply won't believe. But before we start, I'd like to introduce 12-year-old Mark Davis. He won the WWE ULTIMATE WRESTLING FAN CONTEST, and he'll be joining me on stage for his prize. Come on up here, Mark.
MARK: Thanks Rock. I can smell what you're cooking!
ROCK: Ok. That's great. Well first let's start making that salad. I really love spinach, and I think all you people at home will really think this is a tasty salad.
MARK: Shouldn't you say, "The ROCK thinks you'll like the salad"?
ROCK: Well, it's not good English to talk about yourself in third person that way.
MARK: Well, you do it all the time on RAW.
ROCK: Listen, I....okay, "THE ROCK" likes spinach. Anyway, I've got a special guest that's going to help us. Everybody, let's welcome my good friend. You know him as "Mankind", "Dude Love", and "Cactus Jack". Let's have a big round of applause for Mick Foley.
(The audience goes wild as Mick Foley enters wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt and a pair of nice jeans, with his hair back in a ponytail.)
MICK: Hiya, Rock. Glad to be here. I'm ready to cook up some great food with ya.
ROCK: Great, Mick. By the way, how are the kids?
MICK: Oh they're doing just great. You know, there's nothing I enjoy better than going to a little league game, or watching them in a school play. And how's the wife?
ROCK: Well, Mick, she's a doll. Anyway let's get started on the spinach salad. I'd like you to take this carrot peeler and fix these carrots up for me.
MICK: Man, I love carrots. They're pretty nutritious.
ROCK: Well remember to wash your hands first. We don't know where your hand has been.
MICK: Yeah, maybe it was in a dirty sock.
(Rock and Mick pat each other on the back and laugh uncontrollably, while Mark looks confused)
MARK: Hey, I thought you hated each other. Rock took your belt.
MICK: Rock took my belt? Well, I sure hope my pants don't fall down!
(Rock puts down his spatula and starts laughing again. Mick is yukking it up so hard he's holding his sides.)
ROCK: Okay, enough tomfoolery. Let's make this thing. How are those carrots coming along?
MICK: Pretty good, just peeling away here. But...oh
(Mick stops as a trickle of blood is coming down his finger and he drops the carrot peeler)
ROCK: Are you okay?
MICK: Well, I think...I'm not sure. I cut my finger.
ROCK: Oh man. Let me see if I can find you a Band-Aid or something.
MICK: Thanks. It's just a surface cut, but it really stings.
MARK: Hey, that doesn't hurt ya, right Mick? You're HARDCORE right? YOU'RE HARDCORE!
MICK: I'm bleeding pretty badly actually. Hey listen, Rock... I'm gonna go backstage and take care of this.
ROCK: Hey, please take care of it. Safety first.
(Mick leaves the stage, holding his hand with a white napkin)
MARK: (whimpering) But you're hardcore, Mick...
ROCK: WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL! .................................