Summary: What happens when a few of the Konoha twelve decide to scare themselves silly in a haunted house

Summary: What happens when a few of the Konoha twelve decide to scare themselves silly in a haunted house? But what happens when it goes astray? Sasu/Saku, Naru/Hina, Neji/Ten, Shika/Ino, Kiba/OC.

"So………. Can you go over who she is again?" Naruto said scratching the back of his head and laughing nervously.

Sasuke and said girl rolled their eyes.

"Naruto, for the last time, this is Nariko, my sister." Sasuke said in an agitated voice.

"Sister?" Naruto said looking Nariko up and down. Nariko was slightly shorter than Sasuke with long black hair that had indigo strands in it. She was slim but strong and looked the same as Sasuke, but at the same time, completely different.

"So, if you don't mind me asking, how did you survive the massacre?" Naruto asked.

"I was out of town. I was sent to the Wind Countries hospital in a critical condition." Nariko said and lifted a section of her "Saw IV" t-shirt so Naruto could see her scar. It stretched from the left side of her waist, across her stomach and to her back.

"Okay, okay! I think he's seen it now cover yourself!" Sasuke nearly shouted

"Yes, mom" Nariko said in a mocking voice "So, now that I'm here, what do I have to do?"

"Uh… I think you have to go to Tsunade's office and report yourself in"

So the three of them left the forest (A/N: Did I forget to mention they were in a forest? Ah well.) they met in, and headed to the Hokage's office. When they got there, they met up with Sakura and all that was explained a few minutes ago had to be re-told. When they finally reached Tsunade's office the story had to be re-told for a third time. Tsunade ordered that Nariko stay at the Uchiha Mansion with Sasuke until she got herself settled. This all seemed fine, until, once outside, Sakura declared that this meant a sleepover with the girls. At Sasukes expense.

"This means a sleepover with the girls, at the Mansion, of course."

"Coo-" Nariko started but was interrupted by a "no" from Sasuke.

"Awww come on," she pleaded, a puppy dog look on her face.

"Oh no, don't you even think of putting on that face. It won't work this time," Sasuke announced determinedly, turning away.

'Time for a new tactic. Hmm, I got it!'

"Please,"

"No,"

"Please,"

"No,"

"Please,"

"No,"

"Please,"

"No,"

"Please,"

"No,"

"Please,"

"Alright, already!"

Nariko smirked, 'Works every time.'

"Hey," Sakura said "Where's Naruto?"

The three of them looked around. Indeed, the orange clad ninja was nowhere to be seen. (A/N: wow… bad camouflage…)

A shout of "RAMEN, HERE I COME!!" was heard through-out Konoha and they all knew it was Naruto.

Nariko looked confused but shook her head and asked "So what time will we start the sleepover?"

"Uh… I don't know. How about eight?"

"Yeah, eights good. Is it good for you Sasuke? Sasuke?" Nariko waved her had in front of his face as he was in his on little world. And strangely enough, his eyes were glued to Sakura's lips while he was thinking

"Huh? What'd I miss?" he said, a faint pink tinge, on his cheeks.

"Eight o'clock good for you for the sleepover?"

"Whatever, I won't be there. I'm going out with the guys tonight."

"So, we'll have the house to ourselves?" Sakura asked excitedly

"Looks like it" Nariko said, and turned her voice over to Sasuke "and you, try not to get too pissed."

"Hey, stop acting like my mother! I'm older than you, remember!" Sasuke said in a voice that demanded authority.

"By seventeen minutes! And you never let me forget it!" Nariko huffed in an angered tone. Sakura decided to intervene before things got ugly.

"Hey, hey! Wait! Seventeen minutes? Wouldn't that make you both-"

"Twins" they said at the same time.